Danny is bold
Steve is Italic
Monday 2/5/2011
18:41 So, Steve, how was your emergency?
18:44 Er good I'd say yeah
18:45 Minimum body count
18:47 Wait, what the hell?
18:48 So this was an actual emergency?
18:48 With actual dead people
18:50 Well I never said anyone died
18:51 'Minimum' implies someone did Steve
18:53 He was a bad guy if that makes you feel any better
18:55 Oh so he was a bad guy
18:55 I guess that would make you a good guy then huh
18:56 What are you Steve, some kind of delusional superhero?
18:57 No brah
18:57 I guess you could say I'm sort of in the police force
18:59 'Sort of' how specific
19:00 Really Danny? You just gonna make fun of everything I say now?
19:02 Technically you're not saying anything, you're typing it.
19:02 -_-
19:03 Oi what did I say about emoticons
19:03 :D
19:05 Stop
19:05 :)
19:06 Fine, fine I get it, I'm gone
Tuesday 2/6/2011
9:41 So what do you do
9:47 What?
9:49 Well you know what I do so what do you do?
9:51 Okay Mr 'sort of' cop
9:52 I am in fact an actual cop
9:52 A Jersey cop might I add
9:53 Huh
9:54 Again, a funny coincidence
9:55 That's kinda cool brah
9:57 Right
9:59 And I wasn't gonna bring it up but you keep saying it so what's with the 'brah'
10:01 What are you, some kind of surfer dude?
10:03 As you pointed out earlier I'm not saying anything I'm texting
10:03 And yes I can surf
10:05 Why would you ever do that
10:06 Water is not for fun Steve
10:08 Sure it is brah
10:08 And I'm Hawaiian, gotta be able to surf
10:09 Yeah yeah, with all your craziness I should have I guessed that
10:11 I bet you're one of those freaks of nature who puts pineapple on their pizza
10:12 I do in fact
10:13 Actually because of how much you seem to like it, I'm going to go order a nice ham and pineapple one right now
10:13 Maybe I'll even share it with my team
10:15 Oh no
10:15 This should be good
10:16 Let me explain something to you, okay?
10:16 Pizza is mozz, sauce and dough
11:17 Maybe even a little pepperoni if you want, I'm not going to complain about that
11:17 Pizza and pineapple however?
11:17 Do not even belong in the same airspace
11:18 You do not put a fruit on a pizza Steve
11:20 You seem to have very strong opinions about things
11:21 Thank you, I know and I will stand by my opinions
11:22 That was not a compliment
11:24 Well I'm taking it as one
11:28 Okay Danny alright
11:28 I have to go, we got a case
11:30 Oh lucky you
11:31 I'm stuck here doing paperwork because everyone else in this precinct is too damn lazy to do it
19:32 Hey
19:33 Hey, how was the case?
19:34 Oh you know same as usual, just singlehandedly rescued a bunch of hostages, saved some lives, all pretty normal really.
19:37 Please tell me you're joking
19:37 No?
19:38 Okay in that case you know what, there are so many things wrong with what you just said
19:40 You're 'sort of' a cop right?
19:42 Special division I'd say
19:43 WELL GET BACKUP STEVE
19:43 THAT IS WHAT BACKUP IS FOR
19:45 There you go again with your strong opinions
19:48 Are you kidding me?
19:48 Seriously how did you even do that anyway
19:50 Well its like you said earlier
19:51 What- that you're delusional?
19:53 No of course not Danny...
19:53 I'm a superhero
19:55 Now you're just messing with me
19:56 Possibly
19:57 But seriously you insane neanderthal
19:57 BACKUP
19:59 Okay Danny whatever you say
20:00 Why are you so angry about this anyway
20:00 Oh that's right, I forgot, you're angry about everything
20:02 First of all, no I am not
20:03 And secondly I am mildly annoyed by your lack of self-preservation
20:05 Why is my self-preservation so annoying to you?
20:06 Because you might upset Gracie
20:07 How would I upset your daughter?
20:09 She's become so interested in your life story, she'd miss it if you died because of your idiocy
20:12 We've been texting for five days and you're already telling your daughter about me? I'm flattered Danno
20:14 Don't call me that
20:15 And I don't tell her about you I commiserate with her because your sheer stupidity is too much for me to handle alone
20:17 Of course that's it
20:20 Alright much as I've enjoyed this lovely long chat I really need to finish the paperwork
20:22 How are you still doing paperwork?
20:22 Isn't it a bit late for that?
20:23 I told you no one else does it
20:24 And with your clear lack of procedure and self-sacrificing nature you really should do some more there Steven
20:25 What, my misery would make you feel better?
20:26 Obviously
20:27 Maybe another time
20:27 You should leave yours as well
20:29 Steve I'm fine, I have nothing better to do
20:30 Now go enjoy yourself so I can live vicariously through you
20:32 Alright bye Danno
20:33 Bye Steve
Wednesday 2/7/2011
8:11 Hey Steve, guess what
Tuesday 2/8/2011
12:25 Steve?
Friday 2/8/2011
8:14 Hey Danny
8:20 Hey Steve, you okay?
8:22 Yeah, why?
8:23 You worried about me?
8:25 Maybe
8:26 Possibly worried you were ignoring me
8:28 Nah brah, you're far too irritating to ignore
8:29 Oh that's reassuring thank you
8:29 And I had a thing
8:31 Oh a thing, that's what you're going with, a thing?
8:32 Yeah Danny a thing
8:33 Alright, alright I get it
8:35 So what did you want me to guess?
11:20 Hm?
11:26 What did you want me to guess the other day?
11:29 Oh yeah, yeah
11:30 So guess who I get to spend 48 hours with at the end of the day
11:32 Your daughter?
11:34 Yes!
11:35 Oh that's cool, good for you brah
11:36 I'm guessing this is to make up for last weekend then
11:38 Yeah it is so I won't get her after Sunday for another two weeks
11:41 Anyway I got to go
11:42 Got to finish this case early so I can pick Gracie up from school
11:46 Okay, have fun with that
11:48 See you Steve, glad you aren't dead
11:50 See you Danno
3:11 SuperSteve!
3:12 Er, what?