A/N: I had some requests for more so here it is! As always I do not own Twilight the brilliant Stephanie Meyer does.
"The can went WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! Then it went SMACK!!!!!!"
Bella giggled manically giving a play by play reenactment of Alice's assault on Edward via empty Monster can.
She picked up a pink eraser off of the table just as Emmett walked into the room, unfortunate timing on his part.
Bella chunked it at Emmett nailing him square in the crotch due to her terrible aim.
The look of shock and confusion on Emmett's face caused Alice and Bella to go into hysterics they began rolling on the ground screaming with laughter.
Getting over the initial shock Emmett's booming laughter filled the house, "Damn Bella that was a 'low blow'!"
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!" Bella screamed with laughter, "I get it LOW BLOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Bella then sat up, her hair was disheveled and all over the place.
"Bella you look like an eighties rocker with that hair!" Emmett laughed.
Bella then danced around like an idiot and head banged to invisible music, Emmett jumped right on into Bella's sugar and caffeine fueled dance craze.
"OH MY GOD BELLA YOUR HAIR!!!!" Alice shrieked both Bella and Emmett covered their ears at it shrillness.
"I WORKED SO HARD ON IT!!!!!" she said in an overly dramatic exasperated voice as if Bella had committed a mortal sin.
"I must fix this!" Alice stated putting her small fist in to the air in declaration.
She whizzed up the stairs and back at vampire speed returning with an array of makeup and other beauty products. Alice then looked at Bella with an evil glint in her eye.
Bella looked at Alice absolutely horrified, like the beauty products were a knife and Alice was about to run her through with it.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO ALICE PLEASE I BEG YOU!!!!!" Bella screamed in terror slowly backing away from Alice.
Edward growled at Alice in the background.
"Oh shut up Edward!" she growled back
"I promise this won't hurt…. much." Alice told Bella in a sickeningly sweet voice.
"Please save me Emmy Whemmy Bear!" Bella begged clutching onto Emmett desperately.
"Sorry little sis, if I save you Alice will give me a makeover." He said shuddering from past experiences.
Bella cried out in frustration letting go of Emmett and looking around the living room for something to save her.
Alice crouched low to the ground as she advanced on Bella, creeping closer, and closer, closer…….
"HIYYYYYYAAAAAA" Bella yelled at the top of her lungs striking an awkward looking karate pose.
"Don't come any closer unless you want me to go kung fu on your ass!!!!!" Bella threatened.
Emmett's began laughing uncontrollably his booming laughter actually shaking the house a bit. "Oh my god, If I wasn't already dead you would be killing me Bella!"
"You do not frighten me young grasshopper." Alice said in a goofy oriental accent.
"Bring it on pixie!" Bella challenged Alice taking a crane stance, lifting her left knee up and holding her arms out to her sides.
Bella advanced on her "JUDO CHOP!!!!" Bella screeched as she ran toward Alice about to karate chop her.
Alice easily flipped over Bella and landed gracefully on her feet behind Bella, toying her like a cat plays with a mouse it would be so easy for her to catch Bella.
"You will never escape my fists of fury!" Bella cried running towards her again waiving both of her fists wildly in the air.
Alice faked a yawn and when Bella was about two feet away for her she easily jumped over Bella while gently kicking her butt.
"AHHHHHHH!" Bella screamed in frustration jumping up and down throwing a tantrum like a toddler.
"Eddiepuss!" Bella wailed pointing at Alice, "Alice is cheating! She is using her super vampire powers and that's not fair because I don't have super vampire powers!" Bella then stomped her foot on the ground.
Edward emerged at the top of the stairs a clear look of annoyance on his face. "Alice why are you torturing my Bella?"
"I am not torturing Bella, she is torturing me by not letting me fix her hair!" Alice squealed.
Edward ran his hand through his hair and sighed, "Alice you are almost a hundred years old why do you insist on acting like your five?"
"I might act like I'm five years old but at least I'm not a butthead EDDIE!!!!!!" Alice said emphasizing Edward's loathed nickname.
"Don't call me Eddie Alice!" Edward growled walking back to his room muttering something unintelligible to human ears.
"I heard that Eddie and if you so much as step one foot in my closet you will pay dearly." Alice threatened Edward in a menacing tone. She then turned her attention back to Bella.
"Now Bella lets not make this more difficult than this needs to be." Alice said to Bella as if she was trying to reason with a small child.
Bella began whimpering and backing away from Alice, "You don't have to do this Alice please!" Bella pleaded getting on her knees and folding her hands.
Alice resumed her crouch, "I am sorry Bella but you leave me no choice." She said.
Suddenly Alice leaped at Bella who screamed bloody murder. Alice quickly primped and primed Bella fixing her hair and reapplying her makeup.
Alice leaped up "Done!"
"That's a record Alice you did it in 29 seconds!" Emmett said enthusiastically holding a stopwatch in his hand. He then gave her a high five
Alice then did a victory dance jumping up and down, doing back flips "Oh ya it's my birthday" Alice yelled
Bella sat on the floor Indian style with her arms crossed she had a large scowl on her face. "Stupid vampires and there super powers, I wish I had super vampire powers." She muttered irritated.
"OHHHHH WHATS THAT!!!!" Bella squealed in excitement running towards the object.
"Um Bella that's a coconut" Emmett said confused.
"I LOVE COCONUTS!!!" Bella said excitedly as she ran over and picked up the coconut. She then started singing,
"I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts deedly dee dee there they are a standing in a row, big ones small ones some as BIG AS YOUR HEAD!!!" Bella shouted she then threw it at Emmett and it hit his head hard creating a resounding thud in the house.
Alice and Bella squealed and laughed so hard that Bella collapsed on the ground trying to regain her breath, "Emmy Whemmy Bear has a HUGE head!" Bella said breathlessly.
"I do not have a big head!" Emmett whined, "Baby do I have a big head?" he shouted up the stairs, "Sure whatever you say." Rosalie said in a bored tone from upstairs.
This caused Emmett to pout more and Bella and Alice to giggle more. "Poor Emmy Whemmy Bear!" Bella said dramatically running over to Emmett and embracing him in a hug. "I still love you even if you have a big head!"
"I love you too little sis, hey wait a sec..." Emmett started but he was curt off by an excitable Bella
"Emmy Whemmy Bear sing my favorite song for me please please PLEASE!!!!" Bella said as she grabbed his arm jumping up and down.
"YES Emmett please sing it for us please!" Alice grabbed his other arm and her and Bella continued to jump up and down.
"Okay, okay." He said then he cleared his throat.
"I'm a little teapot short and stout," Emmett sang, he positioned his arms to make himself look like a teapot and the girls mimicked him "here is my handle here is my spout when I get all steamed up hear me shout tip me over and pour me out!" he leaned over pretending to pour.
Out of nowhere Bella pounced on Emmett surprising him so much he fell to the ground Bella landing on top pinning him to the ground.
"HAHA!" Bella shrieked "Take that I pinned you to the ground without any of your stupid super vampire powers how do you like them apples biatch!!!!"
"Oh you got served!" Alice mocked Emmett.
Bella popped of the ground and did an awkward version of Alice's victory dance. She tripped over her feet and fell hard to the ground. "Owie!"
A/N: I had so much fun writing this! I hope you liked it. If anyone has any ideas as for any escapades they could get into let me know! PLEASE PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!!!