Chapter 2: Kiba-plosion
DISCLAIMER OF CANDY: I do not own Naruto
(This idea was given by sco23. Thank you!)
"...Alright, who was going to be next again? Those two are going to be busy for awhile..." Sakura said.
"I AM NEXT!" shouts a random voice named Kiba. "I CHOOSE DARE!" Kiba said with a voice that could compete with Narutos. Everyone thought and thought and thought, but most of them were to have Kiba face his worst enemy: cheeze. Just then, a magic card of stupidity landed on Sai.
"Hm? What's this?" Sai said. As Said read the card, he became redder and redder and redder. Finally, at the end, he just laughed hard. Sasuke snatched the card from Sai, and read it. Sasuke just chuckled.
"Alright. Sez here you gotta get naked and put on a dog collar and act like a dog, then Ino, Sakura, and Tenten must go and rub his most sensitive areas that he must tell us, and can't say stop until he can't take the rubbing anymore.
"Oh...can i choose truth instead?" Kiba asked, not wanting to be naked.
"No, you have to complete the task or you have to eat 50 pounds of cheeze." Sakura said, really not wanting to touch anybody.
"Do I have to touch Kiba? Because I really don't. What about Hinata? She could switch places with me!" Said a hopeful Ino
"Hinata is still doing their...thing and won't be out for awhile." Tenten said. "You might as well get this over with Ino."
"B-B-But I don't want to touch Kiba..." Ino stated.
"None of us do, but we have to. Might as well get this over with" Sakura said.
After that got over with, they decided to look for a collar and passed by Naruto's room. Then they heard a couple of shouts.
"Naruto-kun, its so big!" Hinata screamed.
"Hina-hime, your so tight!" Naruto erotically said.
"What?! It grew bigger?!" Hinata exclaimed.
Sakura and the rest of the girls got gigantic nosebleeds, while the rest of the guys blushed.
"Alright...lets go find that collar." Sakura said after recovering from the nosebleed. They found the collar but oddly enough it had a name on it. The name said with a tag, Gift to Emo Lord.
"OH HA HA VERY FUNNY NARUTO!" Sasuke said, very pissed at that tag.
"Lets just get this dare over with." Kiba muttered. Kiba quickly undressed himself, and put on the collar, walking around on all fours doing a occasional "arf" or "bark". Ino, Sakura, and Tenten then rubbed his most sensitive area: his penis (duh). Kiba was to say, in the least heavan, ignoring the death stares from Shikamaru and Gaara.
"Why are you rubbing me like that? Kiba said, confused on why Tenten was currently fapping him off. Tenten whispered into Kiba's ear, causing him to turn a bright red. Soon after that, Kiba couldn't take it anymore. But before he could release the baby making candy, Tenten place a little chakra on his second head, causing himself to eventually exploded from the amount of pressure placed on him.
"Wow. He litterally exploded from that much pressure placed on him. Interesting..." Shikamaru said.
"Hey guys, me and Hinata are back!" Naruto said with the biggest shit eating grin he had ever managed to have.
"Hinata, come sit down with the girls. We want to ask you some...questions." Ino said with a evil glint in her eye. Hinata sat down with the girls, unknowing on what was about to happen.
"Hinata, question one. On a scale of 1-10, how good is Naruto?" Sakura asked, thinking to herself that it was probably a 3 at best.
Hinata simply replied "Beyond 10", which the girls were disbelieving.
"Alright Hinata, question two. How large is Naruto?" Ino asked.
Hinata replied with "8 inches when limp, and atleast 12-14 inches when erect. Here, i'll show you right now." Hinata quickly undressed Naruto, and when she got to his underwear, everyone's eyes (excluding Hinata's) bugged out of their skull. The girls were thinking 'aw man! I should of been nicer to Naruto. Its so large, its mesmerizing.' while the most of the straight guys were thinking 'I would DEFFINATLY turn gay or atleast bi for that cock...'
Tenten finally snapped out of it, and said "Hinata, question three. Would you have everything but Naruto, or just Naruto?"
Hinata said "Just Naruto."
Naruto, who was sitting and waiting, got inpatient and said "CAN WE PLAY THE GAME NOW?" Everyone nodded at the sudden outburst.
"Alright, who wants to be next?" Hinata said. Someone raised their hand and said "Truth"
(AN: Another chapter for ToD! Who should the next person be? and should we cover two people in the next chapter? Review or pm me with ideas and the person! Anyways, thanks for reading!)
