I'm in Love with a Stripper Chapter 1, a twilight fanfic

I do not own Twilight, or any of the characters throughout the whole story.

"Bells! Alice is almost up! You're up next!" Rosalie yelled over the music. We were back stage. Rosalie already went up in her sexy firefighter outfit. We three girls were this club's finest entertainment. The guys begged for us every time they had a show at night. Of course I liked the attention, but I never fully got comfortable doing this infront of a bunch of strangers. I just needed the money to keep a place to live. Alice and Rosalie may live next to me, but they needed to support themselves too. We would soon be moving into an extravagant apartment that was more like a hotel suite. We raised enough money to rent it out.

I took off my teal silk robe and waited until Alice got off the stage. When the next song came on I knew it was my cue.

I began to sway my hips back and forth running my left hand to my neck and slowly down to my chest, between my breasts down to my stomach, to my crotch.
When I get up all in ya (Yeah)
We can hear the angels calling us (Chea)
We can see the sunrise before us (Yeah)
And when I'm in that thang, I'll make that body sang
(She know what I mean) I make it say...
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee (Wee),
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee (Wee),
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee,
(Like a cop car)
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee,
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee (Hey),
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee (Hahaha)...
I'll make ya say...

(Yeahh)... Doin a buck in the latest drop
I got stopped by a lady cop
Ha Ha... she got me thinking I can date a cop
Ha Ha... cause her uniform pants are so tight
She read me my rights
She put me in the car, she cut off all the lights
She said I had the right to remain silent
Now I got her hollering sounding like a siren
Talkin' bout...
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee (Yea),
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee (Yea),
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee (Yea),
And I know she the law, and she know I'm the boss
And she know I get high! above the law
And she know I'm raw, she know it from the street
And all she want me to do is fuck the police
Talkin' bout...
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee,
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee (Yea),
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee... (Yea),

I walked into the crowd, grabbing a guy and pulling him to the stage. He had no objections. I sat him in a chair and cuffed him and just swayed a little in front of him.

When I get up all in ya
We can hear the angels calling us (Yeahh)
We can see the sunrise before us (Umm)
And when I'm in that thang, I'll make that body sang
I make it say...
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee,
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee (Yeah),
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee,
(Like a cop car)
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee,
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee (Yeah),
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee (Heey)...
I'll make ya say...

Ha Ha... And after we got done
I said lady what's ya number she said 911
Haaa... emergency only
Head doctor perform surgery on me
Yeahh... and now I'm healed
I make her wear nothing but handcuffs & heels
And I beat it like a cop
Rodney King baby yeah I beat it like a cop
Ha Haaa... beat it like a cop
Rodney King baby said beat it like a cop
But I ain't tryna be violent
But I'll do the time but her love is timeless
... Mrs. Officer...
I know you wish ya name was Mrs. Carter huh?
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee,
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee (Yeah),
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee, Like a cop car...

A pole came out of the stage from the ground. Went it stopped, I held on to the pole with my right hand a walked around it twice, when I decided to grab a hold of the pole with both hands and boosting myself up it, with my hands being the only thing holding me up. My legs were spread far apart in the guy's face. I swung around it, slowing down in front of the crowd and to the guy.

When I get up all in ya
We can hear the angels calling us
We can see the sunrise before us
And when I'm in that thang, I'll make that body sang
I make it say...
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee,
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee,
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee,

Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee,
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee,
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee...
I'll make ya say...

Halfway through the song, Rosalie and Alice joined me. Their poles rose from the stage too. Me in my police officer outfit, Rosalie in her firefighter outfit, and Alice in her Army girl outfit (All in my profile)

We all swayed ot the song. I uncuffed the guy from the chair and Rosalie kicked him off the stage using her hose from the outfit, which really had water in it.

Mrs. Officer, Mrs. Officer
Tell your lieutenant get them cuffs off of ya
I'm kid kid... my face on every wanted poster
I'm wanted by every lady cop all over
That ass so big I catch a battery to hold ya
My hands so big you thought I told ya to pull it over
She pulled me over... pulled me out the rover
Then she pulled me closer... threw me in the back of the car
Put me in handcuffs start ripping my pants off
(All you heard on the dispatcher was...)
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee,
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee,
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee,

When I get up all in ya
We can hear the angels calling us
We can see the sunrise before us
And when I'm in that thang, I'll make that body sang
I make it say...

Maybe you can lock me up and throw away the key,
Call your sergeant and tell him you can't finish your shift...
Cause it's on... tonight...
Breakfast in bed turns to breakfast & head,
And I can't wait to get it on...
Wanna do it all night long... Mrs. Officer

Just as the song ended, we began to walk out, the guys were cheering for an encore. We just winked and blew a kiss at them and walked backstage.

"Girls, I got your paychecks here!" Jake yelled over the music. We went over to him and got our $550 paychecks. And each gave him a light peck of the cheek as he did to us.

We changed into our regular clothes to head out.

Alice wore some skinnies with a black tube top with a band at the bottom and gold hoops.

Rosalie wore a short denim skirt, a gray halter top that hugged her at the right places, and silver dangly earrings.

I wore a white flowy skirt that was just mid thigh and a teal off the shoulder top that was fairly tight by my waist. I had a heart shaped silver necklace with matching earrings and a silver charm bracelet.

We walked out the club from the back so we wouldn't have ot deal with drunk guys anymore. Jensen, the bouncer, called a taxi for us already. He was a great bouncer. A guy came on the stage once uninvited and began to try to dance with me. I tried to push him off but he was too strong. Jensen came on the stage and with one hand, was able to pull him off and got himself kicked out by Jensen. He was like our best friend there besides Jake.

"Thanks Jensen!" the three of us shouted as we walked ot him and the taxi he got for us.

"No problem girls. Have a safe ride home.' He leaned on the window.

We told the taxi our address and we were off.

The club was in Port Angeles and we lived in a boring town of Forks. It was a good 45 minute ride home.

We all lived in the apartment building, Redwood. We lived on the second floor. I lived in room 208, Alice in 209, and Rosalie in 210.

I walked into my empty apartment. My aunt went to a work interview in Connecticut and never came home. That was over six months ago. I declared that she just wasn't comingf home anymore. I stopped going to school a year ago. I felt no need if I couldn't even afford it. I found it easier to just work. I told myself when I stopped going, I'd make enough money at this job, quit and go back, but I found myself not wanting to go back at all. I had nothing to accomplish in life. My parents abandoned me when I was 9 years old and left me with my Aunt Janie. And she left me. She never liked me. She always gave me dirty looks and called me a piece of shit and others thinking I didn't hear or see her.

I dropped my keys on my dresser and decided to take a shower before I slept tonight. I felt so dirty after work, but it was good pay and I was not going to give it up.