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Bella's Cookie

Summary: Why Does Bella Have a Traumatized look on her face? Why Does She Have A Giant Cookie? And why is Carlisle Trying to Shut Her Up? Read & Review. Some OCC.

Chapter 2 - Blue Squeaky Dog Toy

Esme's POV

Emmett opened his mouth to continue, but I interrupted him, successfully preventing the big lump from blurting out what he thought had happened.

"Emmett do be quiet, there's no use pretending you know what happened because you don't!" I snapped.

Dear God, this all getting out of hand over a little thing like Bella seeing . . .

Edward's POV

Damn! Nearly had her! I have to hand it to her; the old girl wasn't without her wit! Hmm, maybe Emmett's thoughts will shed some light into this strange situation. With another look at my love I noticed that she was struggling to swallow the enormous cookie. I shook my head and listened to Emmett's thoughts.

I gave Emmett the look which said 'Tell Me Everything You Know'.

HA-HA my brother! Wait till you hear!

I scowled at him. He always leaves me hanging on his every word when he does it like this. He leaves me with a cliff-hanger! Does it give him some sort of sick pleasure to do this to me?! (A/N: It is fun to torment people like that -winks-)

Calm Down Edward! I'll tell you! You see, Bella saw Ca...

Esme's POV

I saw the 'exchange' happening right before my eyes! I have to stop this NOW!

There is only one way to do this... It is horrible and fiendish, but no-one must find out what Bella Saw!

I looked towards Carlisle and he instantly knew what we must do. He nodded once, and I put our silent plan into action.

"I'M A BARBIE GIRL, IN A BARBIE WORLD!" I screamed at the top of my lungs.

Everyone looked at me horrified and poor Bella looked as if she was having a mental breakdown. Carlisle raced up stairs while they were all distracted.

As I finished my singing debut, Emmett turned back to Edward and was just about to finish informing him when Carlisle Pelted a Bright Blue Squeaky dog toy at Emmett's head.

It of course bounced off and Emmett looked at Carlisle horrified as if he had just been told that Darth Vader was his father!

Carlisle on the other hand looked like a maniac. His eyes were all squinty and he looked like he was going to burst out laughing at any second. Plus he had that smug look on his face that he always gets when he succeeds at something.

Emmett's POV

Jesus. Okay I can accept that he gets to boss me around. I can accept the fact that his word is law. But the one thing I WONT accept is Carlisle throwing A Blue Squeaky Dog Toy At the back of my head with a manic look on his face.

All of this because of Bella seeing...

A/N: Okay That's It For This Chapter. Do you hate me again?! lolz! Another cliffy! Review! I want a few more reviews before I add another Chapter!