Disclaimer: Keitaro has returned to the apartments to find several new residents in the dorm. Now can he survive a meting of nightmare, Alucard, seta, and his uncle The Thousand Masters?

"I didn't mean to I swear, Gwaha!!!!!"

"I guess Keitaro decided to try and clean the bath again." Muttered Eva, as she noticed the manager of the hinnata apartments soaring throw the air towards the window of her room. With a crash the young man landed in her room throw the window she had just opened for him.

"Naru?"

"yep."

"I see, is their a reason you don't knock before you go in there?"

"I do most of the time but since I got married to those three I assumed they would stop caring but they still do most of the time."

"They aren't consistent?"

"Well today it was probably Naru's PMS, but most of the time Motoko is the violent one and kanoko just gets to possessive over me, Naru is jus the same as she used to be with less p3."

"p3?"

"Power. Per. Punch."

"That makes since. How far did you used to go?"

"I was level with a jumbo jet once."

"That is considered normal around hear?!"

"Yes. But the fact that Naru is a demigoddess and I am possessed by a demon granting immortality as rent justifies it."

"And you didn't tell me this when I moved in beacons?"

"I was in another country at the time if you remember and if I had, would you have still chosen to be hear?"

"Alucard simply moved the sealing portion of my curse I had no say in the matter."

"Well I didn't know that."

At that pint Eva's door opened to reveal Motoko in a bathing suet and carrying a towel.

"Keitaro would you like to take a bath with kanoko and me?"

"Naru is don their and I dare not you know full well what day of the month it is it's even marked on the calendar."

"Naru just came upstairs. And kanoko is waiting for us."

"Then I guess I'll com. You want to com Eva we were suits."

"I could use a bath and you know how bad an idea it is to peek at a vampire."

"Aren't your powers sealed by the curse?"

"That was the dean of mahora who did that part so not any more now I have about as much power as boya will in 30 years or so."

"That little?"

"Boya is the son of the thousand master he is possibly one of the most powerful prodigies I have ever had the pleasure of defeating."

"I herd he beat you."

"That was the first time, the second I nearly killed him after I turned him into a vampire."

(Ok I admit it credit to whoever wrote fang vice addict. I think it is one of the best fanfic's I have ever read and I have read a lot let me tell you, I have no life!!!)

"I see, by the way Eva I got a call yesterday for you Nagi said he and Alucard were coming to see you tomorrow."

"And it took you this long to remember you baka!!!!!"

"Well my memory isn't the best and about 3 seconds after I said it I remembered it was supposed to be a surprise."

"Good choice to tell me I hate surprises."

Ok that's 2 down no idea how many to go. No real plot yet but we can work together right. I need ideas. Help!!!!Read and review.