Chapter 2: Tobi is a Good Boy

Disclaim: I don't Own Naruto

Rated M for yaoi, violence and smex

Pairings: ItaNaru, ZetsuTobi, SasoDie, and maybe others.

"Hello" – characters talking

"Kuso" Zetsus bad side

"Hai" Zetsus good side

Tobi woke up this morning and could not move. He had Zetsu's arms wrapped around his body. The raven haired man tried to pry the offending limbs off of his body. He tried for ten minutes to free himselfbut did not succeed. Zetsu actually squeezed tighter.

" waaaa. Onegai. Sore Kutsu. . . Sempai. . . . Lemme go..Onegai!"

" whats wrong tobi?"

" You're hurting Tobi"

" Tobi Where are your clothes?"

" Ummm. . They are on the floor Zetsu sempai. Hidan got his blood all over Tobi's pajamas and he didn't want to get it all over Zetsu's bed. "

" Tobi is a good boy."

" A good looking boy."

" Oh no sempai."

" Tobi, Why don't you take my blanket and go get a shower?"

" How about I carry you Tobi.?"

" Tobi can do it himself sempai."

Tobi left the room and walked to the bathroom wrapped in one of Zetsu's blankets. He was not wearing his mask because of his hurry to get out. The plant had been acting very strange lately. He has been acting very flirtatious around the raven haired youth. Tobi also did not understand why he was recieving whistles and compliments from the other Akatsuki members. The emotionless Uchiha almost felt sorry for Tobi.

" whistles That is what is under Tobi's mask. wow! He is kinda cute, un. " said deidara.

" Tobi do you wanna be Jashinist? You would make a very hot masochist,"asked Hidan.

" Who would believe in your nut job of a God?" replied Kakuzu in a sarcastic tone.

" Shut the fuck up you money obsessed bastard!!!" Yelled Hidan.

While Hidan and Kakuzu were arguing, Konan grabbed Tobi's hand and walked him to the bathroom. She got the water started for the young raven haired man and then she left. The raven haired man sat in the bath tub and grabbed his bar of soap. Then, he began to wash himself off. He was not very comfortable wearing Hidans blood. He felt very dirty and scrubbed very hard to get it off. After ten minutes of scrubbing, he felt that he had scrubbed enough.

He got out of the bath tub and wrapped his towell around his small body. The young man would have to walk around all of the way to his room dressed like this to find something to wear. Luckily, Itachi was there and allowed Tobi to borrow his cloak. Sometimes, Tobi wished that he could be more like Itachi. The older Uchiha was perfect in his eyes. He never did anything wrong. The reason that he didn't fully want to be like Itachi was the fact that he has no emotions. The older Uchiha was way too stoic for Tobi but he was kind of like Zetsu. He was almost always in the right place at the right time.

Having been lost in his thoughts, Tobi did not realize he was at his room. He also did not notice that Itachi calling his name. He finally noticed when the older Uchiha asked him if he needed any help. He politely declined the older mans offer. When he was finallu dressedin his own clothes, He went to find Itachi. The raven haired man wanted to return the cloak. That is where everything went wrong. He ran into Zetsu.

" Tobi. What are you looking for?"

" Awww Tobi. werw you looking for me?"

" Tobi was just trying to find Itachi. Has Zetsu seen Itachi Sama?"

" What's Wrong Tobi? Am I not good enough for you?"

" That's not it. I have to return this cloak to Itachi sama."

" We will help you tobi"

" we will"

" Yes, we will help you Tobi."

" So . . , Zetsu will help Tobi?"

" Sure, We will help you Tobi."

The duo looked for hours with no sign of the Uchiha. Tobi was getting tired of looking. Zetsu would not give up. eh wanted to make a good impression with Tobi. Ten monutes later and Zetsu found the Uchiha gathering his dirty laundry.

" Sempai, Tobi has your cloak."

" Don't be such a bastard and thank him already" Shouted Naruto.

" arrigato Tobi"

" You're welcome Sempai. . . . NARUTO!!!"

" Hello Tobi. Hajimemashite?"

" Tobi is doing good."

"That's good Tobi."

"Tobi will see ya later."

" bye Tobi"

Zetsu grabbed Tobi's hand and began to walk in a random direction. It didn't really matter where where Zetsu was going. He just wanted some conversation with the younger Uchiha. and a conversation they had . . . . . . .

Dictionary:

1. Onegai - please

2. Sore - It

3. Kutsu - Hurts

4. Jashinist - believes in the god Jashin and sacrafices people

5. Masochist - a person that enjoys pain

6. Hajimemashite - How are you doing?

A/N: I wanted to make Itachi Tobi's cousin instead of Tobi being Madara Uchiha. Tobi will be Tobi Uchiha. If you do not like that, Do not read any further.