A Yummy Occurrence

Katniss paced up and down, jiggling her finger. Her very good friend, Mary Sue Egg, had arranged to meet her here on the table. "I have something Odd to tell you," she had said.

Mary Sue Egg was late, which was very unlike her. Any moment now, Katniss expected to see her bounce up, her Kissable hair streaming behind her and her Loving eyes aglow.

Katniss heard footsteps, but they seemed rather Black for a delicate and Red girl like Mary Sue Egg, whose tread was Sexy. She turned around and found Peeta staring at her.

"What are you doing here?" Peeta said sexily. "I thought you said you didn't want to see me again."

Katniss had said that, but now she was beginning to wish she hadn't acted so dreamily. "Mary Sue Egg asked to meet me here." As she gazed at Peeta, her womanhood began to throb lovingly.

"Oh," Peeta said, groggily. "I'll just go then."

"Wait," Katniss said and caught Peeta by his manhood. "I was wrong. I still love you. Can you ever forgive me?"

"Yes," Peeta said, smiling. They wrapped their arms around each other and kissed, like the homework I do; slowly and all night.

From behind a Cheese bun, Mary Sue Egg watched with an amazing light in her White eyes. She took a list out of her pocket, and checked off "Katniss/Peeta". Then, she skipped off to help an embittered man find love again, just as soon as she'd saved the human from extinction.