Warning: the following short contains me expressing my addiction to meme's and mirrors some of the dumbest stuff on the internet. If you wish to maintain any form of respect for me…oh, who am I kidding? This is Internet Puns!
Media Matters, Part 2: Oh, Internet Puns.
So I went on the internet today 'cause I curious about possibly changing my outfit a bit, *shivers* I intended to Google 'Danny Phantom' and browse through the images that came up. The point of this was to find outfit ideas, seeing as a lot of Phan's like to mess around with my look and some of them are freaking awesome. Like, they give me coats and pants loaded with buckles and straps, cloaks, weapons, sometimes new outfits entirely; its pretty cool.
How surprised was I to find most of the images were actually real life…well, photographs, they were photographs of me, a ghost, so by real life I mean…anyway. So there were pictures of me, many of which were cropped with black boarders and text on them.
I clicked one that showed me landed *ahem* over tea-kettle, as the saying goes. It read, "The moment you wanna say, 'somebody just kill me,' then you realize, you really can't."
"Not one of my finest ladings," I said. "I wonder what this is all about."
The next image had me just standing there, a hand on one hip (apparently that's a thing I do) it read, "Tights? Ha! Real men wear spandex!"
"Oh, right, I'm here for outfit ideas…oh what's this one say."
It was in image of me flying, my arms relaxed at my side, and my legs in a ghostly wisp behind me. It read, "Planking. HAH!"
"Oh, yeah, that was a thing," I said.
Another one said, "Danny Phantom: revolutionizing super hero fashion-wear by going black & white, commando and cape-less."
"So THAT'S where all the curiosity comes from! Just because I don't wear them on the outside of my pants...Wait, that is just ridiculous," I said.
Yet, I went on. The next image showed me hopping off to the side with one hand up in the air, "oppa-dead-man-style"
"…Okay…What was I even doing again?"
Oh gosh…nuff said. *facepalm* Have one of your own? Leave it in a review if you dare!
(Well, no one can say Danny has the worst puns around anymore…Goodness, what is wrong with me?)