Life is good, isn't it? Especially mine! I mean, think about it, it's perfect!

. . . . . .You know, I was being sarcastic, but sometimes, even I can't tell anymore. Maybe it's because I developed some kind of weird brain disease that makes me think of stuff funny, especially that pervert that appeared at my front door this morning. Oh, joy.

"Tenten! Tenten! Are you paying attention to anything I'm saying?" A loud, squeaky voice broke through my train of thoughts and pushed it off the track to insanity. Darn.

"Yessss, Ssssakura?" I replied, trying my best impersonation of that lifeless idiot Orochimaru. I mean, he looks dead, so, um, why shouldn't he die? -Ahem- Well, back to the subject. Sakura gave me a 'WTF' and, to my amusement, her face looked like 0,0. Ha ha, looks like Neji's face when I kicked him in the Who-knows-Where.

"Tenten…. Are you okay? Because you're really scaring me right now." Sakura squeaked, trembling slightly. Sighing, I ignored her strange reaction, not to mention her hamster- no, was it squirrel? (I believe we covered this in the last chapter. Ah, yes! Part 2, paragraph 1.) Okay, I ignored her animated squirrel voice. Heh. I walked past her.

"You really shouldn't ignore her like that, you know." I turned my head to the side, regretting putting my hair up, for I just lost the chance to thwack whoever was pestering me with my hair.

"Whatever, loooser." I replied, emphasizing the 'o' for my wonderful, prolonged effect. The voice, now identified as Neji, twitched. Wait, did Neji or his voice twitch? I'm confused.

"I am not a loser, and Sakura might get upset if you leave her just like that!" Neji clucked. Yup, I say a clucked, like a mother hen.

"You know, Neji, to your love interest Sakura, you sure seem motherly." I retorted, grinning maniacally, Okay….3….2….1….BOOM! Neji has officially flushed! No, not when he goes down the toilet (that would be entertaining, though), it is when he blushes! Ha Ha. I'm good.

"Shut up! Sakura's not like that to me!" Neji screeched. But, I mean think about it. A guy with a deep voice screeching like Ino? Awkward!

"What is she to you then?" I interrogated Mr. White-Eyes, trying to repress my laughter at his brooding face. This is funnier than when I punched Sasuke in the gut for being a bloody pervert this morning!

"S-She's, well, um…" Neji stuttered, and I simply snorted, looking at him smugly.

" You're so mean!" Neji said, then stalked away, probably to sulk in a corner. Hope he meets Sakura there too.

"And I thought Sasuke was emo.Hn." I said dully, not caring about whatever inner turmoil I had caused somehow. Strolling past a few shops, my day just turned from 'Make people other than Tenten suffer' to 'Make only Tenten suffer.' Shit. There, walking straight to me was Sasuke Uchiha, the guy who appeared at my front door, smirking, and staring at my less than decent self.

"Whaddaya want?" I snapped, glaring at him with all the particles of evil I could muster. Which, seeing as I just made Neji sulk, is not a lot.

"Nothing, Just to apologize." He said in his usual monotone, and leaned his face closer to mine. Okay, Tenten, calm down. For some reason unbeknownst to my thick skull, my face felt very warm right now. What the heck, my heart's pounding! This isn't supposed to be some weird one day romance story!

(Slightly third person, methinks.)

Sasuke leaned in a little bit closer, and pecked Tenten's soft lips quickly. He then stepped back, smirking at her shocked, blushing face, and walked away.

( Okay, everybody! Back to ich!) 1st person. Heh.

Whoa. I just got my first kiss from Uchiha Sasuke. Lord, kill me. Shaking my head so fast my brain bounced around, I realized something. Uchiha Sasuke. Smirking. Witnesses. . . .

"DAMN YOU, UCHIHA SASUKE!"

And birds flew out of their perches in the trees.

Hn. I know it's crappy. I ran out of ideas after my sister threw a Sims 2 case at my head. Deal With it. TT Oh and thanks to all those kind people out there, and I think, yeah. The kind people who are involved with my profile and my stories. Heh.