$$$$$$ The Promotion $$$$$$

Jinno was gladly walking through a hallway in the academy. He wanted to tease students today, to show them who was BOSS. His belt was exceptionally tight today, for he had lost some weight.

Today was gonna be his best day. He can feel it through his veins!

" I wanna be fabulous, magnificent, and most of all, a beauty queen!" Narumi passed him, his blonde hair wavily flying behind him. " Ahh, Jinno-sensei!" he exclaimed.

Jinno grumbled at him and said, " What now, Narumi? Did you win another pinkish blouse or whatever?" He sarcastically rolled his eyes while waiting for the 'deranged' teacher's answer.

" You were promoted! Isn't that totally marvelous?!?"

A word that made Jinno's day perfectly perfect! Promoted! Ah yes, this was his day!

He dashed to the faculty room, dragging Narumi with him so he can brag off his new HIGH position.

BAM!

The door of the faculty room slammed open, revealing a Jinno with an exasperated face.

And Narumi with dust all over his yellow, frilly suit, and bruises all over his 'fabulous' face.

All the other senseis were snickering, although Jinno took it as a compliment. He saw the principal talking with Persona , and went to his direction.

Before facing the principal, he patted some foundation on his cheeks.

" Ehem... Mr. Principal," he coughed. The principal faced him and boomed loudly, " Ah, Jinno! Just the man I wanted to see!"

Jinno grinned and handed the principal a microphone, so that everybody in the faculty would hear him be promoted.

" I am very pleased to promote Jinno to..."

Jinno was doing the 'Buhahahahaha!' when the principal continued.

Everyone snickered more loudly.

" Head of Janitorial Services!"

The senseis all burst ino laughter, tears streaming uncontrollably from their eyes.

Jinno released a bolt of electricity because of shock.

Because of that, he burnt himself.

And that led him to a coma.

The principal continued his announcement.

" Narumi will be the new Head of the Faculty!"

All the other teachers cheered him on.

" Why, I must be so fabulous!" He flipped his hair and began to dance ballet with the principal. He proceeded out to the hallway, stepping on Jinno's face in the process.

All the other teachers laughed their hearts out.

" Jin-jin!" He heard a voice. " Jinno!"

He opened his eyes and saw the principal.

" Oh, Mr. Principal! I had the most terrible dream! You promoted me to Head of Janitorial Services!"

The principal smiled and handed him a mop and a bucket of water.

" Oh, but you are! You just woke up from your coma!"

That sent Jinno into another coma, with all the other teachers still laughing at him!

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