**Some characters are not from Dance Central
Once upon a time, there was a little mermaid named Aubrey. She had 7 sisters, they were Dare, Taye, Lil'T, Lima, Emilia, Luna and Solar. Solar was the youngest and the naughtiest. One day, Aubrey went to a shore and saw a handsome prince. He was prince MacCoy, and he was allergic to…Fishes. When MacCoy saw Aubrey, he quickly swam away but Solar swam after him and caugh him in a second. MacCoy immediately fainted. Aubrey fell in love with that human prince. She thought if she had any method to turn herself into human belings. Aubrey told her sisters about that. Luna suggested that Aubrey should find someone who could help. Dare mentioned Jaryn, the witch of all the mermaids.
Aubrey went to find Jaryn. Jaryn gave her a bunch of garlic and a bomb. As the bomb and the bunch of garlic exploded, Aubrey felt strange. She found out her tail was lost, but there were two legs instead. Surprisingly, she became mute. A few seconds later, she found that she could not breathe under water. Luna and Dare pushed her to the beach and they saw a fortune teller.
That fortune teller, named Kerith, was actually a slave of Jaryn's.
Kerith said that Jaryn was not a good witch. He continued that maybe Jaryn wanted to harm Aubrey. But with the strong love for MacCoy, Aubrey didn't listen to Kerith. She kissed Emilia, Dare, Lima, Taye, Lil'T, Luna and Solar goodbye, then she got on the land and went to find prince MacCoy. Kerith looked angry because he wanted to stop Aubrey and harm her like what Jaryn ordered.
MacCoy was a handsome, but clumsy prince. As he was walking on the street, he stepped onto a piece of banana skin and slipped over right next to Aubrey. Aubrey helped him up. 'Thankyou…'said MacCoy. Aubrey didn't say a word, After a few conversations, MacCoy found that Aubrey was mute. He went to find a doctor and bought a pack of medicine, but that didn't work. MacCoy decided to take Aubrey back to his castle. MacCoy has a brother, his name was Angel.
Angel was a genius. He said that Aubrey needed to eat a brain of a crow. 'ARE YOU CRAZY?!' shouted MacCoy. Angel put a brain of a crow into Aubrey's mouth. Aubrey wanted to go away but she couldn't. Finally she could speak…' Does it taste good?' asked Angel, ' Yes! Seriously.' answered Aubrey, and she fainted.
Aubrey was dreaming of MacCoy. She saw MacCoy was trying to kiss her. In real life, Angel went into the room that Aubrey was sleeping and taking his books. He heard Aubrey was saying,' My prince…'
Angel couldn't believe in his ears. He just sighed in relieve because he found out Aubrey was just dreaming.
Meanwhile, Kerith knew that he couldn't do what Jaryn ordered, so he went back to the castle and waiting to be punished. 'You son of a bitch!' shouted Jaryn as she threw an octopus towards him. Kerith kept on saying sorry but Jaryn would not forgive him. She choked him, and he died. Jaryn decided to go and kill Aubrey by herself, but she didn't know that Kerith's soul went to MacCoy's castle. Kerith saw Aubrey and MacCoy were doing some kind of…sexual behaviors. He screamed and Aubrey stopped. ' What's going on?' asked MacCoy, 'Nothing,' replied Aubrey. (As only Aubrey could hear Kerith). Kerith thought if someone would marry him, and he saw another dead soul named Oblio. Oblio sang, 'I JUST NEED SOMEBODY TO LOVE~~~~&^$^%^%$*^%$' Kerith came towards him. 'Do you know,' said Kerith, 'I HATE JUSTIN BIEBER!' Since Oblio hated Bieber too, he fell in love with Kerith.
As Angel went to the shore, he fell into the sea. He saw 7 mermaids, and he noticed a pink-haired mermaid named Dare. They fell in love. Dare wanted to be human then. Angel used the same method, was to explode a bunch of garlic and a brain of a crow, and he did the same to other mermaids. Dare immediately fainted. Angel thought did he do something wrong, and he kissed Dare on the lips. Dare awoke, and she realized they should save Aubrey. The gang rushed in. 'What's going on?' cried MacCoy. When Oblio and Kerith saw the gang, they guided them to defeat the witch.
Jaryn had just came on the land. Luna jumped in and choked her to death. Emilia farted to her face, but Jaryn loved that smell. Solar slapped her, while MacCoy took out a gun and shot her. Jaryn died. And they were all safe. And lived happily ever after? The End?
Two months later, both Dare and Aubrey found out they were pregnant. Emilia met another prince called Bodie and loved him. No longer, most of them were married except Luna and Solar…They went to the lab and saw a girl named Astro and she was drinking Alkalis. 'Here,' cried Astro, 'try some.'
'How can it help?' asked Luna. Solar drank the Sodium Hydroxide. Astro forced Luna to drink Ammonia Solution. Later, they met a boy named Glitch. The three girls loved to play and tricked him. Solar put a balloon inside his trousers. Luna lighted up the balloon and it exploded. Glitch flew into the sky. 'Bye bye!' said Solar. The End!