Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh, and I'm fairly certain that I never will. Awww…
I just want to give Anime-GaurdianAngel, Crazy-Queen-of-Games-In-Secret and Flare the Ninetales a shout out for reviewing my story. I wasn't sure how I'd do writing something like this, and I'm really happy you guys liked it. Thanks!
At Domino City Pier…
Joey: *foaming at the mouth* GIMME BACK MY DUEL MONSTERS DECK YA MORON!
Tristan: What's duel monsters?
Joey: *trying to break free* WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK THIS SHOW IS ABOUT?
Tristan: I dunno, fanservice… *drops the cards* Oopsies! I'll pick them up. *bends down to pick them up and gets kicked in the rear by Joey* Hey, what was that for?
Joey: Hey, what was that for? God, no wonder ya never get any screen time!
Yugi: Guys, guys, calm down! We can't escape if we keep fighting with each other!
Marik: Fight all you like mortals, there will be no escape. Because with the help of my Millennium Rod, I will have the most popular game show in the world! And there's nothing you can do to stop me!
Tea: We'll see about that… *knocks her phone out of her purse with her elbow and pushes dial with her feet*
Marik: Pfft, who are you going to call? Your mom? Fool, nobody has parents in this series! You're hopeless, you smelly girl! Mwahahahahahahahaha-
Meanwhile, at a club in downtown Domino City…
Generic Girl 1: *fawning* Oh, Duke, you're so hot!
Generic Girl 2: *leaning on Duke's shoulder* Yeah, are those dice real?
GG1: Hey, back off, he's mine! *pushes GG2 off of him*
Duke: Ladies, ladies, there's more than enough of the Dice Man to go around. Now if you want to see some real tricks - *cut off by his ringing phone* - Excuse me girls, I'll only be a minute.
GG2 & GG1: Awww!
Duke listens to the phone, and only hears Marik's insane laughter in the background
Duke: Oh gawd… Well, looks like Dice Man has to go off and save the day. See you ladies later.
Back at Domino Pier…
Yugi: Hey, don't talk to Tea like that!
Marik: Sorry, I didn't realize she was your girlfriend. Bwaha!
Yugi: *blushing* She… she's not… I mean, we aren't… listen she's not my girlfriend!
Marik: *sarcastically* Right. Of course.
Yugi: Well, at least I actually have a shot at getting a girlfriend! Unlike some people who prefer men.
Marik: Hey, Bakura isn't even here! Stop talking about him behind his back!
Yugi: Ugh, you're a real idiot, aren't you?
Marik: Idiot? IDIOT?*taking out his Millennium Rod* I'll show you who's the idiot! Here's a review sent in from Crazy-Queen-of-Games-In-Secret:
Oh HELL yes! :D I've got questions first:
1) can I manipulate more tha one person at a time?
2) by 'anything', can I make the characters come to my house?
And now, since I'm curious, Marik: manipulate Yugi, and make him go out in front of a lot of fan girls and sing, 'I'm too sexy' just because I wanna see what would happen xD
Yugi: Oh no…
Marik: Oh YES!
Yugi: *trying to remain calm (and failing)* W-w-well, I'll just switch to Yami – you can't control him if the review's directed at me!
Marik: Au contraire, my little hikari porcupine. Here's another review – this time sent in from a smart one called Flare the Ninetales.
DEFINITELY Yugi. Just make sure to control BOTH Yugis- Otherwise the other Yugi would switch with him.
Yugi: You're lying! She couldn't have realized that I'd–
Marik: You heard her! *raises the rod to Yugi's face* And now… obey me!
Yugi's expression turns blank
Marik: Now where to find some fangirls…
Duke Devlin drives up to the pier, flocked by a stampede of obsessed fangirls
Duke: Hey guys, did I miss anything?
Marik: Yay! I'm so smart, everything is going according to my plan! Now Yugi, sing! Sing like you never have before!
Yugi: I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me
*The fangirls stop goggling over Duke and stare at Yugi, who's dancing along to the lyrics. Their eyes widen and their noses are bleeding.*
Duke: Um… girls?
Yugi: I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
Tea: What in the name of friendship…? *her nose starts to bleed too and she's staring*
Duke: C'mon, I'm way more sexy than that chump! I'll show you my dice! My gorgeous eyes! Anything!
Fangirls: *in unison* SHUT UP WE'RE TRYING TO WATCH!
Yugi: *taking off his coat and swinging it around* And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan
And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing
Tea: Hominahominahominahomina!
Marik: Not your girlfriend, eh? Haha!
Duke: What's happening? I feel... like… like…
Marik: Like you're not the center of attention for once in your pompous pretty-boy life?
Duke: Shut up!
Marik: It is YOU that will be the one shutting it up when I read you the next review! This one's from Anime-GaurdianAngel.
*cracks knuckles* Oh this should be good. For my first victim, I pick... Duke! He must wear a meat necklace and then jump into a shark pit or a lion den. Whatever one is closer.
Duke: Wait… what?
Marik: *shrugs* That's what the review said, so I'm going along with it.
Duke: Yugi has to sing a song about being sexy in front of a bunch of adoring women, and I have to commit suicide by animal? What the hell?
Marik: Look, I'm not the one who writes these. You should be angry with Anime-GaurdianAngel .
Duke: Oh, believe me, she'll get hers!
Marik: But not before you get yours. *raises his Millenium Rod*Mind rape!
Duke's normally dazzling-hot-cute-yummylicious green eyes glaze over.
Marik: *handing Duke the necklace* Seeing as we're on a pier, why don't we try the shark idea? I had my mind slaves dump some great whites in there a few minutes ago. *points to the water* I hope you know how to swim!
Duke jumps into the shark-infested water
Marik: *wipes a tear away from his eye* Oh, this is too good.
Yugi: *turning around and shaking his hips * I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk
Tea: *purring* Ooh, turn my little model, turn…
Marik: That's it for today! Check back soon for more Mind Control Time with me, Marik Ishtar, your host!
Kristie: Don't forget about me, I'm the one writing all of this!
Marik: …oh yeah, and her. Although I think we all know who the more important one is.
Kristie: *pulls out a Taser and shocks Marik* Yes, I'm sure we do.
Marik falls to the floor, unconscious.
Kristie: Remember to review so that we can keep this show going! Thanks to everyone who's read and reviewed so far! Goodbye and see you all soon!
FINALLY! Our first official chapter! I'm really happy that I got this done. ^_^ Now I can finally get some sleep!
As for your questions, Crazy-Queen-Of-Games-In-Secret, here are my answers;
1)You can control one person per review (and no that doesn't mean you can review fifty times for one chapter). Unless, of course, you want to make sure the hikaris don't switch places with their yamis while they're being controlled, which is perfectly fine.
2)Sure! It's whatever you'd like them to do, so long as it's not too inappropriate. Hmm, that makes me wonder who you'd invite to your house…
Thanks for asking those questions, I'm sure some other people were thinking that as well. R&R!