Seth: Let me guess- this one's not about me?
Me: If you wouldn't burn my notes then-
Seth: Ya ya, no one wants to hear you whine.
Noel: I don't mind…
Me: See?
Seth: …
Noel: We own nothing… Including ourselves…
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Noel:
I let out a low puff of air and turned to my friends- only to find the street deserted. I inched forward with an uneasy step and was immediately ambushed. Again. This had been going on about every five minutes. For the last ten years of my life.
"Celios!" I yelled at the guy clinging to my back.
He laughed and refused to move as I tried to squirm out from under his considerable weight. At long last I managed to extract myself from his death grip and sat glaring at him.
Despite popular belief, he is not the most annoying person I'd ever met- I don't believe this demon even classifies as a person- but he is the stubbornest (AN: no that is not a word) fool I've had the misfortune of knowing. Said demon was giving me puppy-dog eyes, no doubt trying to bully me into doing something or other.
"…and then we can go watch a movie or…" yeah there wasn't a point in paying attention- it was the same old same old; he never did listen when I told him I wasn't interested in 'hanging out'.
I sighed and followed my only friend through the labyrinth of streets, doing my best to ignore the looks he was giving me.
"And what would you do without me," he said suddenly.
"Eh?" I replied eloquently, taken aback.
With a wide grin, he took off and soon I was hopelessly lost. Wonderful. Now he decides to prove a point. Stupid jerk's probably just out of sigh waiting for me to beg for his help. He does that a lot… and of course I wasn't paying attention to where I was being led…
Hordes of homeless people blocked my retreat so I trudged forward. Dust clung to my new shoes and, my clothes were saturated with grime and filth.
And it started to rain.
Could things get any worse?
A steely grip fastened around my arm.
Apparently things could.
I thrashed in the death-grip but it did no good. Then I tried to get a look at my assailant in the hope it was Celio's practical joke come to an end, but the person was wearing a heavy black cloak so I couldn't tell.
Strangely I'd had weirder things happen to me before…
So I did the reasonable thing.
A hand clamped over my mouth as I took a breath to scream.
"Don't make this more difficult for yourself," a voice hissed in my ear.
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Me: Thanks for putting up with my insanity!
Noel: It wasn't that bad-
Seth: You little kiss up!
Me: Well reviews make happy authors and happy cast members!