Chapter 2- Homer Wars
This chapter is about Homer and yes it is still rated K but now with a plus for violence
(Homer enters the room)
Homer: Hey! I heard Chief Wiggum say something about donuts. Where are they
Know your stars, Know your stars, Know your stars
Homer: I'm a star Yahoo!
Homer Simpson, he wants to destroy all the donuts and beer.
Homer: I do not. I like donuts and beer.
Homer Simpson, he stole from Moe.
Homer: AHHH! How'd you know?
Moe: I'm gonna kill you Homer!
(Moe starts beating Homer with a club)
Homer: That hurt.
Homer Simpson, I gave Bart your car keys.
Homer: D'oh, why'd you do that?
Just to tick you off.
(We now see Bart driving Homer's 70's Sports Car)
Bart: I'm a joker, and I'm a smoker, I'm a midnight toker… Ahhhhh! Ay Curamba!
(Bart crashes into the wall of the Know Your Stars Studio)
Bart: Owww my skull!
Homer: Bart, get out that car!
Bart: Don't have a cow man!
Homer: Bart you stay right while I return my car!
Bart: Jeez, Louise!
Hehheheheeheh
Well I bet you can guess who be next see ya!