Link's answering machine

by I-live-for-the-pie

Link checks his messages. Rated T for language, sexual themes, yada yada. Includes: Malon/Dark Link, Redeads trying to rape Link, and Ganon begging for Link to save him from Zelda. So basicly, insanity. -Discontinued due to school-

2. Dark Link's answering machine

Chapter 2 Dark Link's Answering Machine.

Hey, I'm off screwing with Link's life. So leave a message I'll never listen to.

(Beep)

Hey, Dark, it's Ganon. Wanna help me with Zelda and making it all harder for Link?

(Beep)

Shadow, how dare you steal Epona. Where the hell is she!?

(Beep)

Dark, I now know it was you who stole my underwear. You will DIE!!!!!!!

(Beep)

D-dark… It's Malon. I-I wanted to t-tell you… I… I'm pregnant.

(Beep)

If ya want my help, first off, you need to calm down. Next, go talk to her. She'll need your help. And if I find out that you just ditched her. My sword will find itself up your ass. Bye.

(Beep)

…Uh, sorry Shadow… We, the Redeads, thought you were Link… Please don't tell him to kill us!!! Please!!! (SCHREEEEEEEEECH)

(Beep)

Hey Dark, its Zelda. Thanks for telling me how to scare the crap put of Ganon.

(Beep)

…Why should I leave a message if you'll never listen to it? Heck, why did YOU leave an answering message?

(Beep)

That's it. 1 is-

(Click)

.......... "What is this thing, anyway?" Dark asked no one in particular.

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Hi, hope ya liked it. I got some reviews from people who, amazingly, liked it. So, here's another chapter. Remember, cruel reviews make people randomly kick my brother in his... Yeah, but crustructive criticism makes him finally find his marbles. So, that's the end, and bai!