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Night 1: Some weird crap (the guy who makes up the names was in the john)

Day 1: 11:30PM

Back at camp, Naruto met Jaraiya outside the of the women's huts. He was with that monk, Miroku. "Are you sure about this Jaraiya-sensei?"

Miroku spoke up instead of Jaraiya. "Don't worry my little fox, one little peek won't hurt." They climbed towards a random window, when inside they saw that they had entered Launch's room. "Hehehehehehe" Miroku and Jaraiya chuckled as they carefully tiptoed closer to the bed.

Naruto followed much more clumsily and tripped over the nightstand. "AHHHHHHHH! That damn thing's gonna get it! Believe it!" Naruto prepared to punch the nightstand when Jaraiya and Miroku rushed to cover his mouth. They were too late, Launch was awake.

"Huh? What are you guys doing here? Is it time for breakfast already?" a piece of her hair got in her face as she got up and tickled her nose. "ACHOO!" She sneezed and her hair changed from blue to blonde. "What the hell's going on here?" her voice became much more gruff. Launch grabbed the machine gun in the drawer of the nightstand and began shooting into the air.

The three men ran for their lives and hoped out the window before they heard another sneeze. "Shall we continue? Assuming that we have not woken the other ladies." Miroku sighed. The air was strangely still, it had appeared no one besides Launch had awakened.

"Sure, let's get going." Jaraiya urged. As the men rounded the hut in search of another window they saw Sesshomaru. "Quick hide!" he yelled to Miroku and Naruto.

"What are you doing?" Sesshomaru asked in a bemused voice that made them seriously doubt he really cared. He went up to Naruto and sniffed him.

"Ahhh! What the hell do you think you're doing!" Naruto protested.

"You smell of fox. But you are clearly a weak human. What kind of pathetic demon would take refuse in a human? Especially one such as yourself." Sesshomaru stopped sniffing.

"Urrg I'll show you, believe it!" Naruto prepared to attack Sesshomaru but was stopped by Miroku.

"You need to pick your battles more carefully little one." He teased gently. "Excuse us Sesshomaru, we were just…" Miroku tried to think of an excuse.

"I couldn't care less about what you're doing. It makes no difference to me." Sesshomaru continued walking.

"That guy's weird and really pisses me off." Naruto got irritated as he watched Sesshomaru leave.

"It doesn't get any easier once you know him." Miroku sweatdropped.

It was past midnight when Sesshomaru reached the boys huts. He didn't sleep much but he decided that he would at least rest a little before sunrise came. He was clearly superior to all the other contestants and the only question left was: "what would he do with his wish once he won?" As he approached he saw that Sasuke boy outside of Naruto's hut.

"Come on, just one little peek, let's see that blonde fox." He mumbled frustratedly as he attempted to climb up to the window.

"If you are looking for that kitsune boy, then he is over with the other two hentais at the girl's rooms." Sesshomaru stated blandly.

Sasuke was startled and let out a small yelp as he was caught. "What spying? I wasn't doing anything! You have no proof!" he said quickly. It took a minute for Sesshomaru's words to sink in and Sasuke realized the dog demon didn't know what he was doing. "Oh, yeah thanks. I was just looking for him so we could work on… team stuff… jutsu and such…" Sasuke rubbed the back of his head.

"Whatever, I do not care." Sesshomaru walked away, "Winning that wish is going to be so easy." He mumbled when he had gotten a fair distance away.

Back at the girl's huts Miroku, Naruto and Jaraiya climbed out of another window unsuccessfully. "Well that was one hell of an idea Miroku, 'Let's go into the room of the chick with a giant boomerang!'" He said in a mocking tone as he and the others rubbed the bumps on their heads. "Next I suppose you'll suggest we go back into the room of the crazy blonde girl with a gun!"

"Well, I didn't know Sango was such a light sleeper. Honestly it was worth the pain, at least we got to see something." He sighed.

"It was just underwear, Naruto can do more than that with his sexy jutsu." Jaraiya complained.

"Sexy… jutsu?" Miroku asked, intrigued.

"Give it to him Naruto." Jaraiya nodded.

"Got it Jaraiya-sensei. Should I give him just one or the full treatment?" Naruto did a hand sign.

"The whole harem." The old pervert smirked.

"Right then, kage bushin no jutsu!" Naruto performed his shadow clone technique, "Transform! Harem jutsu!" The clones transformed into many naked versions of Sango and began lavishing Miroku.

"That's… quite a technique." Miroku stated with a straight face as he began stroking the butt of one of the clones. He went over to another and asked, "Will you bear my children?" and repeated the process for all the clones.

As the jutsu dissipated Jaraiya laughed. "Enjoyed that did ya? Alright now let's get going, maybe we can try that Faye girl's window or Tsunade's."

----- many gunshots and punching-induced wounds later…-----

"Alright, alright, maybe we should call it a night and try again some other time." A very bruised and sore Jaraiya groaned.

Will Jaraiya ever heal? Will Sasuke ever get to see Naruto? Will Hawkeye and Faye ever get any lines? Find out next time! If you have any ideas or comments I'd love to hear them, review please gives a cookie to all readers