A/N: This was a tiny bit hard since these two have not interacted with each other at all! But it was till fun none-the-less!

Yuto & Yuri + Mischief Managed

"Oh no…. ooooh no no no no!" Yuto stood in shock and stared in horror at the scene in front of him. The Sakaki Kitchen, once spotless and clean, was now covered in what could only be described as a food apocalypse. "Yoko-san is going to kill us…" the color drained from his face as he thought of the woman's anger.

"Don't exaggerate, she won't kill us." Came Yuris' nonchalant reply. The purple and pick haired boy was wearing a simple outfit of purple pajama pants, light blue tank top, and a pink apron. He was also covered head to toe in food… gunk and strangely calm about it. "I can't imagine her getting that angry."

"That's because you've never seen her when she's angry…" Yuto, dressed in black shorts and a red short sleeved shirt, leaned against the counter to steady himself. "How did this go so wrong?"

"Well, for one, you left me in charge of everything while you left to talk to your girlfriend. How was I to know the vinegar was right there?"

"By looking!" Yuto shouted. "Everyone knows you should keep baking soda and vinegar away from each other unless it's for a science experiment!" exasperated, Yuto threw is hands up into the air. "Even Yugo knows that!"

"I'm not Yugo." Yuri frowned.

"No, but he was in your head long enough that you should of picked up some of his knowledge." Yuto glared at the other boy and silence stretched on for a few tense moments, until.

-RRRIIIIIINNNNNNG-

Yuri's cell phone signaled the arrival of a text message. Yuri broke eye contact with Yuto and pulled his phone out from under a hand towel, and read it out load.

"We're just around the corner! See you in a bit! Love, Yoko~!" once again the color drained from Yuto's face.

"WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO CLEAN THIS UP!" he began panicking as he grabbed the mob and cleaning rags from the closet and started to clean. "How did you even get the spaghetti sauce on the ceiling!?"

"Well, when the vinegar fell into the baking sod-" Yuri was cut off by the sound of the door opening and a choir of cheerful,

"We're Home~!"

Yuto froze, like a deer in the headlights. Yuri simply looked at him and smiled.

"Well, this should be fun."

"You're never allowed in a kitchen again."

A/N: I Head canon that Yuri can't cook and that Yoko gives him a bit of extra attention since he's the one that needs discipline the most.