Chapter 2:Nosehair Meets Stupidity!
Our four heroes were riding on a horse and carriage.
"Hey Bobobo Jr.? Think me or PBG could have a Day in the limelight episode?" Konata asked.
"No." Bobobo Jr. said simply.
"Why didn't you ask for me?" Beauty Jr. asked her friends.
"You wouldn't make a good hero. You're awkward..." Konata started.
"Cowardly..." PBG continued.
"Nerdy..." Bobobo Jr. continued.
"Sweaty..." One horse continued.
"Bumbling..." another horse continued.
"Weak-willed..." Ed (Ed Edd n' Eddy) continued.
"I GET IT!" Beauty Jr. snapped while making a face.
Suddenly,the four realized Ed had snuck past their defenses.
"What defenses?! All we had was some cardboard!" Beauty Jr. exclaimed while making a face.
Hey! I'm just the Narrator so don't scream at me!
Anyways,Ed was sitting there with a dumb expression.
"Are you a member of the Hair Hunters?" PBG asked.
"Yep." Ed said.
"Are you here to kill us?" Beauty Jr. gulped nervously,shivering in fear.
"Yep." Ed said.
"Are you gonna say anything besides yep?" Asked Konata.
"Yep." Ed said.
"When?" Bobobo Jr. asked.
"Yep." Ed said.
"THAT DOESN'T EVEN APPLY HERE!" Beauty Jr. snapped while making a Face.
"Yep." Ed said.
"Super Fist of the Nosehair:NOSEHAIR PAWNCH!" Bobobo Jr. exclaimed,attempting to attack Ed.
"Super Fist of Stupidity:CHICKEN SHIELD!" Ed said,summoning a bunch of chickens that blocked the punch.
"Oh no! He knows The Only Super Fist More ancient than the Super Fist of the Nosehair!" Bobobo Jr. gasped.
"And the more ancient the super fist the more powerful it is!" Beauty Jr. gulped.
"NEEERD!" Piccolo (TeamFourStar's Dragon Ball Z Abridged) exclaimed,flying in.
Beauty Jr. glared at the Namekian...and was wedgied at lightning speed.
"HEY! NO ONE HURTS BEAUTY JR.!" Bobobo Jr. exclaimed,slapping Piccolo into unconsciousness.
The Namekian was then teleported away by Goku (TeamFourStar's Dragon Ball Z Abridged) instant transmission.
"Hey weren't we fighting that yellow-skinned guy?" PBG asked,glad he finally got another line.
"Oh yeah..." Bobobo Jr. said,looking at Ed,who was drooling with a dumb expression,
"We should probably defeat him while he's distracted,like in the movies!" Konata exclaimed.
"SUPER FIST OF POP CULTURE:MOVIE RAIN!" She shouted,causing a bunch of action and horror movies to bury Ed.
Ed popped out,clapping his hands.
"AGAIN! AGAIN!" He laughed happily.
Everyone's jaw dropped.
"How powerful is this buffoon?!" Beauty Jr. gulped.
"Check your scouter Vegeta!" Nappa (TeamFourStar's Dragon Ball Z Abridged) said to Vegeta (TeamFourStar's Dragon Ball Z Abridged) excitedly.
Vegeta promptly shot Nappa in the face with a bazooka.
Bobobo Jr. sent the two flying with his nosehair.
"Super Fist of Video Games:Fire Flower Punch!" PBG exclaimed,lighting his Fist on fire and punching Ed. However,all this did was Burn off the cartoon character's clothes,leaving him naked.
"I feel a draft." Ed said.
"MY EYES!" Konata and Beauty Jr. screeched.
"Uh dude...you're naked." PBG said awkwardly.
"I am?" Ed asked. However,his clothes had suddenly reappeared.
"HOW DID HIS CLOTHES REAPPEAR?!" Beauty Jr. exclaimed while making a face.
"Super Fist of Stupidity:Steam Roller Attack!" Ed said,dropping a steam roller on Bobobo Jr.
"Ow." Bobobo Jr. said simply.
"THAT'S A MAJOR UNDERSTATEMENT!" Beauty Jr. exclaimed while making a face.
"This guy's strong! What would dad do?" Bobobo Jr. wondered.
Flashback...
"Son if your ever fighting someone super strong,find their weakness and use it against them! Or buy them churros." Bobobo Sr. told his son,who smiled and nodded.
"That's it!" Bobobo Jr. exclaimed. He walked up to Ed,a determined look on his face.
"He's gonna finish him off with his ultimate attack!" Beauty Jr. marveled.
"Want me to buy you a churro?" Bobobo Jr. exclaimed.
Beauty Jr. sweatdropped.
"SO MUCH FOR AN ULTIMATE ATTACK!" She exclaimed while making a face.
Yeah that is a pretty lame way to defeat someone.
Anyway,The four friends and their opponent were in a churro shop.
"Thanks!" Ed smiled at the four while scarfing down churros.
"Your welcome!" Bobobo Jr. smiled back.
However,at that moment,a bunch of Hair Hunters stormed in.
They were all Goombas (Super Mario Bros.),except the leader,who was General Robot (Skylanders).
"Private Ed,why haven't you defeated these clowns yet?" General Robot asked the dim-witted adolescent.
"Clowns?! Where?!" Ed asked excitedly.
"I MEANT BOBOBO JR. AND HIS GANG!" General Robot snapped.
"Who?" Ed asked.
"The four sitting next to you." General Robot groaned through a facepalm.
"Ooooooh. They bought me churros!" Ed smiled.
"I Don't give a hoot! Defeat them!" General Robot snapped,fed up with Ed's stupidity.
"But churros..." Ed whined.
"ATTACK THEM RIGHT NOW!" General Robot exploded.
Giving an apologetic glance,Ed kicked The four into a cage.
"Now fill the cage witn fire!" One of the Goombas exclaimed.
"Hey! I give orders around here!" General Robot glared at the Goomba.
Ed threw fire into General Robot's Oil tank.
There was a moment of silence.
"Son of a-" The robotic general began before he exploded,destroying the churro restaurant and sending all the Goombas blasting off.
"MY RESTAURANT!" Mega Man (Mega Man) sobbed.
"MY CABBAGES!" Cabbage Merchant (Avatar:The Last Airbender) sobbed.
"MY LEG!" Fred (SpongeBob SquarePants) moaned.
"My pencil." Marvin sighed.
The four walked off grumbling about revenge.
"Should we be worried?" Beauty Jr. asked.
The five thought it over for a few seconds.
"Nah." They all said in unison.
"Let's sing a song!" PBG said suddenly.
Everyone nodded.
PBG:I would like a monkey.
Konata:They're so funky!
Ed:I'm happy as can be.
Bobobo Jr.:Breakdance for a tree!
Beauty Jr.:HA HEE HEE!
All:LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA! LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!
All:DANCE FOOOOOOOR A FEEEEEEEEE! LAAAAAAAAAA LAAAAA LAAAAAA!
"Can someone rebuild me?" General Robot's head asked.
He was then trampled as the five ran off.
"Hey Ed want to join us?" Bobobo Jr. asked the dim-witted scammer.
Ed nodded and everyone cheered.