Naruto awoke to the swaying of the pirate ship and the pitter patter of rain outside the window. He groaned as he moved, his back hurting inmensely from being so long scrubbing the deck on his knees and with a bad posture. He looked at his sore blistered hands and winced as the blisters seemed to glow in their red surrounding as his irritated skin also hurt slightly. He didn't look forward to when they popped. He remembered the stupid captain that made him scrub the deck, and much more with that stupid dress on… Naruto's eyes widened and a pink blush covered his cheeks, but not a blush of embarrassment, it was of anger. He looked at himself quickly. He wasn't wearing the blue dress anymore but a dress he was wearing. An orange one, it reached his knees and left the rest of his leg uncovered. Even though he was a man, he felt somewhat naked in that dress.

"STUPID TEMEEEE!" Was the scream the whole crew heard throughout the ship. They were having dinner at the moment.

"I told you he'd like the dress." Tsunade said laughing darkly.

"You're too evil Tsunade…" A whitehaired sailor said and received a punch to the head.

"Shut up Jiraiya!" She screamed.

"I did only tell you to check that he was ok." Sasuke grumbled. They all turned as they heard Naruto coming down the stairs furiously.

"You BASTARD UCHIHA!" Growled the furious blond whilst Sasuke spat out the beer he had in his mouth in order to not choke. He hadn't seen what Tsunade was talking about but he certainly didn't think it would be this. "I'm not a woman nor your DOLL to dress up you freak of nature!" He shouted at the captain who remained stoic but for some reason Naruto felt that he was trying not to laugh.

"Says the one that was impersonating a woman." Sasuke said.

"I did it because my sister forced me to!" he yelled. No one said anything but his embarrassment was too great as they all wanted to say the same thing. "AH! Filthy pirates! You all deserve to be hanged." He hissed and several stood.

"What it pretty boy, you're asking for it." Sakura said glaring at him. Naruto knew he stood no chance in such a fight but his anger didn't diminish and neither did the intensity of his glare.

"You should learn to pick your fights better little prince." Growled a blond blue eyed girl dressed in a purple pirate's attire. How come the women got to dress like men and he didn't have that privilege?

"If you're going to give me your filthy pirate clothes then at least give me male ones." He demanded.

"You're right Naruto. This should be a fair deal right? I understand, we'll do it as you which from now on." Sasuke said walking towards him.

"Well about time that you… teme?" Sasuke pushed him against the wall and pressed against him not caring that the whole crew was there.

"You are not our guest you are my prisoner." Sasuke said trailing his hand down to his leg and pulling it up to press between him.

"What are you doing you BASTARD?" Naruto shouted and his eyes widened as he felt the other's hand trail higher up his leg. "LET ME GO YOU STUPID TEME!" He cried out. Sasuke smirked.

"See? You are weak, spoilt and stupid. I have the power here not you." He whispered at him looking at him with red eyes that surprised Naruto.

"The sharingan curse… so it's true…" Naruto said and Sasuke smirked.

"Scared?" Naruto merely glared. "Blue is way better." He said slamming his head against Sasuke's head and Sasuke pulled away holding his broken nose with care. Sasuke glared at him and slapped him hard causing Naruto to fall to the ground.

"You didn't finish scrubbing the deck, get back up there." Sasuke growled grabbing him by the back of the dress and pushing him up to the deck. Tsunade hurried to check Sasuke's nose to see if there'd be any permanent damage. Sasuke was very particular about his face.

"You'll be fine." She said and Hinata handed him a wet cloth to clean himself which he accepted.

"Hey, captain, you sure that's the best thing to do?" Jiraiya asked. Sasuke ignored him for now.

"Uh… captain? About the Uzumaki…" Kakashi tried but Sasuke ignored him.

"Lets just finish eating." He said and everyone nodded obeying the Uchiha. Hinata watched in worry as outside it continued to rain.

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Naruto winced as the first blister popped but glared at the deck. Why did he have to scrub the stupid deck especially when it was raining? He sneezed and whined.

"Stupid Naruko this is all her fault." He groaned and once more pulled down the dress even though he knew it would go no further than his knees. "Achoo!" He sighed as he continued scrubbing. He was amongst pirates. He shouldn't get them angry in case they decide to cut his throat or worse. He didn't like the way that teme looked at him or spoke to him or touched him. If he was interested in men he'd definitely have to watch out. "At least the bastard has good taste." He glared at the deck angry at himself for saying that. He shifted uncomfortably once more and growled. "I hate this stupid DRESS!" His complaints were ignored by the two or three pirates that WERE on the deck and Naruto pouted. He was definitely not used to being ignored and he did not like that. Once he'd get back he'd make sure that Naruko pays dearly for all of this.

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When Sasuke came out to the deck, he went to where the blonde was staring down at him until he received a death glare from the very blonde.

"You missed a spot." He said and watched amused as the blonde bristled up like an angry kitten.

"DIE!" The word was drenched with hate and venom.

"You look like a wet dog."

"At least I'm limited to appearance; you on the other hand truly are a filthy mongrel." Sasuke's eyes narrowed.

"You're pushing your luck girly."

"I'm not a girl!" He shouted at him and the captain could only smirk causing Naruto to drop his complaints and retreat. "When are you going to ransom me back?" He demanded to know.

"Soon enough. But for now lets enjoy the time we have together shall we?" He said mockingly pulling him close and leaning in to kiss him.

"ACHOO!" Sasuke froze, his eyes closed in reflex reaction as the other sneezed on his face and growled wiping his face and pulling back.

"Stupid usuratonkachi."

"Don't call me that TEME!" He exclaimed. Sasuke grabbed him by the arm and pulled him to his room with Naruto struggling all the way. "Let me go!" He shouted to which Sasuke simply gripped him tighter. "Ow! You're hurting me bastard!"

"Oh I will hurt you, I promise you that." He said throwing him into the room and shutting the door behind him. Naruto did not like the sound of that at all.