Chapter 2: God
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Crap, thought Finn as the laser blasts violently rocked the Condor. Maybe he should start praying? This seemed a good time to take it up. One of the Condor's jet engines was coming apart and Finn could see the wires even from the bridge.
As another blast hit the Condor, the main control panel fell through the floor. Finn couldn't quite remember, but he thought that generally the controls of a ship falling through the floor was not a good sign.
It was too late for Finn to escape on his skimmer because that had been blasted into oblivion long ago.
Praying seemed the last option… "God, if you can hear me above these insanly powerful and Condor crippling blasts, then please, PLEASE, save me!"
And then, for absolutely no reason at all, the Parathian ship blew itself out of the sky.
And Finn fainted.
Again.
As usual.
As in every story ever written.
Finn woke up to see the Condor… IN PERFECT CONDITION!
And then, just to top it all off, a little green leprechaun stepped out.
And Finn fainted again.
When he woke up again the leprechaun was still there. And then it morphed into an angel and other random forms, one by one. I t finally chose an old man with a gigantic beard that trailed off over the side of the Condor.
Dun dun duh… how would you start a chat with God? Review!