A/Ns: Woo hoo! I got the Fellowship of the Ring Special Extended DVD!! And may I just say that it kicks arse!! More Haldir....

I was reading The Two Towers script and at the part where Haldir dies, all it says is [Haldir dies]. o.O I was like, "That's it? What the fuck?!" But it has Gollum's little song.

Rock and pool,/Is nice and cool,/So juicy sweeeet./I only wish,/To catch a fish,/So juicy sweeeeet!

He's so cute!! But he looks like a Hobbit on drugs. Admit it. Him and his little Schizo arguments!! o.O

So on we go.

~ : A few days later : ~

"Captain Haldir," a female elf called to Haldir. Haldir turned and looked at her scornfully. The elf seemed to shrink away slightly in nervousness. She was tall and had long, dark hair, which was very uncommon for the elves in Lorien, and eyes. She was dressed in black pants and a black shirt with a gray tunic wrapped around, and carried a sword to her side and a quiver of arrows on her back.

"What is it?" Haldir demanded loftily.

"I thought you'd like to know that there's an Elf..."

Haldir raised an eyebrow. "Well, obviously."

The elf took a step backwards. "Er-what I meant was that there's an Elf that we don't know over by that little creek."

Haldir immediately stood up. "And?"

"Well, we aren't sure who she is.. and... well... I thought you might want to make sure she's.. well... friendly...." the girl replied.

Haldir muttered something under his breath. "Why couldn't you do it yourself?!" he snapped angrily. The girl bowed apologetically.

"I-I'm sorry Captain... I just thought.. well, it doesn't matter." She took another step backward. "I'll go ask her myself, then."

Haldir shook his head. "Now that you've gotten me up, I might as well do it myself." He walked over to the stairway and murmured to the girl, "I'm rather bored anyways."

The girl raised an eyebrow as she watched him walk down the stairs, turned and walked back towards one of the bridges in the high tree tops.

As soon as he was far enough down the stairs as to not be noticed, Haldir quickened his pace. Once he reached the bottom, he broke into a run and rushed towards the clearing. He hid behind a tree and looked over at the woman sitting beside the creek. Her long blonde hair was pulled back into a braid and she was wearing a long, blue dress with long sleeves that seemed torn at the ends and this time she carried a sword to her side under her long, navy cloak.

He was very unsurprised to see that it was Dinuial. He smiled and stepped out from behind the tree. Dinuial turned and glanced at him reproachfully.

"I thought I might find you here, Lady Dinuial." Haldir commented as he walked towards her. "Lost again, are we?"

Dinuial stood up and looked around. "Oh! I guess I wandered too far again." she replied in a high, sarcastic tone as she pretended to stumble over to him. "I'm so helpless and weak! Please protect me O great guardian of Lorien!" She coughed and immediately stood up straight. Haldir frowned. Dinuial looked him right in the eyes and said, "I don't need help finding my way back."

"I never said you did." Haldir replied. "Nor did I-"

He paused as Dinuial turned away and began walking towards the forest.

"Where are you going?" he called.

"Not anywhere I need help finding." she shot back, stopping for a moment. She looked him over thoughtfully, then disappeared into the thick trees. Haldir stood there for a moment hesitantly, then followed her.

He dashed into the trees after her and looked around. He saw her walking throughout the maze of trees and continued after her. He caught up to her and grabbed her arm, pulling her towards him. Dinuial looked up and glared at him.

"Let go." she demanded. Haldir shook his head. Dinuial groaned. "What do you want?"

"Why are you upset?" he asked. Dinuial sighed.

"No reason I can tell you." she replied after a moment or two of thought. "Or at least not yet."

"Is that so?" Haldir asked, raising an eyebrow. "And why is that?"

"The timing is not yet right." answered Dinuial. The two stood staring into each other's eyes for a few minutes until she finally spoke again. "You have very lovely eyes, Captain." she said quietly.

Haldir smirked. "As do you, milady, but I hardly find that relevant to the conversation."

Dinuial shrugged. "I was not aware that standing in silence just staring at each other counted as a conversation." she replied. "I was never informed."

"Now you are." Haldir answered. Dinuial noticed that his tone of voice had not only softened, but had also become quieter, close to a whisper. As hard as she tried, she could not bring herself to be torn away from his gaze.

"Captain Haldir, I-" Dinuial paused, noticing that her companion was inching closer and closer to her face. Her eyes widened and she glanced down at her arm, which was still in Haldir's grasp. She looked back up at him, trying not to turn red.

"What is it, milady?" he asked softly. Dinuial took a deep breath.

"Could you please let go of my arm?" she demanded. Haldir looked at her arm and suddenly released it. He stood up straight as Dinuial turned away from him in unease. She refused to let him see that her face was now a very bright shade of crimson. "Please excuse me." she said. "I need to go."

Haldir nodded. "Namarië."

"Namarië." Dinuial replied, walking off.

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A/Ns: Well that sucked. Mesa no be likin thisa chappy. AHHHHHHHH! Someone PLEASE make me stop talking like that damn Gungan!! *Kills Jar-Jar*

Anywho, I know the whole situation with Valinor and I didn't even have to read the book. (Thanks to my pal Groundflier Skywalker on the starwars.com forums.) So yeah. Go me.

Two, I've also discovered the *cough* "wonderful" *cough* world of LOTR slash. Someone please shoot me. Now tell me how the hell Éowyn and Arwen can be having a lesbian affair if they've never met (to my current knowledge)? Oh... and some just aren't right. In my opinion anyway....

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