VG Anime Cartoon Battles Chapter 2: Bender vs Optimus Prime
I do not own any of the characters except the TDI version of me, Paulghost (Based off one of my friends, Paulinaghost) and my OCs. Enjoy, though!
(We cut back to the VGACB stadium. I pop up on screen again)
LordryuTJ: Hello and welcome to another battle on VG-Anime-Cartoon Battles! This is another fight selected by me! And remember, if one character dies to the hand or sword of the other character, he, she or it will lose the battle! Paulghost, will you do your honors? (Paulghost comes back to the fighter selector button and presses it. Names fly in and out of the screen. Owen, John Zoidberg, Donkey Kong, Naruto Uzumaki and much, much more! The two names Bender and Optimus Prime appear on the screen, showing that Bender Bending Rodriguez from Futurama will fight to the death against Optimus Prime from Transformers) And the fight is going to be the smoking bending unit, Bender Rodriguez from Futurama vs. the gigantic Optimus Prime from Transformers! (Bender and Optimus Prime get teleported to the arena, where they fight. Paulghost comes over to the two) Standing in the left side is an experienced alcoholic of mass tactics, likes lots of women and once drove the 6,000 hull boat drunk, it is Bender "The Offender" Bending Rodriguez!! And standing in the right side is a thousand ton robot, the transformer, Optimus Prime! And when the action begins, Paulghost will referee in this extreme match of mass destruction!!
Paulghost: Okay, I need a good, clean fight. And remember, only the alive character wins the battle and the character who had just been killed is a loser! So both of you! Try your best to win and not lose!
Bender's starting weapon of choice: His own fists.
Optimus Prime's starting weapon of choice: Every piece of his artillery.
Paulghost: Okay, let's get this fight on the road! (The fight starts, and Bender comes at Optimus Prime)
Bender: Let me at him! (Starts kicking Optimus Prime, but to no avail, Optimus Prime doesn't flinch)
Optimus Prime: Fire missiles! (Missile launchers emerge from Optimus's shoulders and fire at Bender. Bender screams. Then he runs away flailing his arms about as missiles explode behind him. Bender ducks and covers, then gets angry)
Bender: Alright! That's it! No more mister Nice Bender! (Pulls out a gigantic bottle of beer, drinks it and does a giant fire beam burp, making Optimus Prime tumble over. Prime gets up and fires about 20 punches at Bender. Bender narrowly dodges each and every one of the 20 punches and pulls out a rocket launcher out of nowhere. He starts firing rockets at the giant robot, always missing. Then throws a grenade at Prime, missing again. Prime starts to punch Bender)
Bender: (In slow motion; as he is getting punched) NOOOOOOO!!!!!! (Falls over. Optimus Prime uses a flamethrower to melt Bender into a gray puddle)
LordryuTJ: Oh my god! I can't believe it! This fight had just been stopped! This fight is all over! Wow! And the winner is… Optimus Prime from Transformers!! And you should tune in on another exciting match next time! Adios… for now!
(End chapter)
Vote for fights:
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Ichigo Kurosaki (Bleach) vs Naruto Uzumaki (Naruto/Naruto Shippuden
Harold McGrady (Total Drama Island) vs Hermes Conrad (Futurama)
Perry (Phineas and Ferb) vs Courage (Courage and the Cowardly Dog)
At ease!