Welcome to the world...

It was awsome! The moment I put on this 'visor' that comes with the game, I was TOTALLY immersed! I saw a login screen pull up, and realized I had no idea what the hell I should call myself...

I had to come up with a catchy username! Something that no one would expect....BATMAN!!! nah, if people saw batman running around the world....Hmm, also, did I mention the visor is AWSOME?!

After about 30 minutes of just staring at the logging screen, I typed in

Username:Cloud Strife

Password:Sephiroth is a pansy

Funnily enough, it was already taken.....*Sigh...

I decided to be called Sekai!

And my password would be.....Sephiroth is a pansy LOL!!!!!!!!! minus the exclamation marks heheheh.

Another window pulled up on my screen, and I got to choose my class....OOOOooooooooooooohhhhhh.....Can you say 'Sa-Weet?!!! I scanned all the classes....Twin blades....Yada yada yada....I stood tranfixed to the my computer screen...WHICH ONE SHOULD I CHOOSE?!! AGHHHH

Then I looked at the one next to blademaster, a...Wave master? I saw a model of myself in cool robes and a staff that looks like it was used by jesus, which to say, is awsome. So I decided to be, a wavemaster! I'm jesus now!

The game booted up and I was thrown into a hud called the bbs...Then I realized it was an announcement of all the events going on! sweeeeeet..

I read through almost all the mail like a blood crazed hannah montana fan. First looking at the summer event, then the .hack birthday anniversary? uh...okay....

I scrolled down and saw a topic highlighted in red....Obviously stating it was a very popular topic, called 'Epitaph of twilight?" I clicked on it, and scrolled down...They mention a player named Kite, and his party he travels with....? He must be famous! Ah well, I'm just a noobie, so hardly matters to me XD

However, the epitaph had some interesting stuff in it, so I read on....However in the topic responses most people were just sying this was rubbish...Maybe it was, maybe it wasn't, again, doesnt matter to me.

All I wanted to do now, was just start the game...All this reading was putting me to sleep.

I clicked on the 'World' Icon and then I was suddently thrown into the game! No load times? awsome.

I looked at my digitalized self, which I had to admit, was pretty cool. I had silvery as hell hair, like an anime character! I spent like a whole minute just staring at myself...That came out wrong, uh...

Either way, I had these cool robes to match! and I had my own staff! IM JESUS!

Then I had to figure out what I should do...Now that Im in the game...

"Hi there, welcome to the world!'

I jumped, "Who, What, Where, When?!" I had my staff pointed backwards, in the voices general direction, I looked pretty stupid, I know.

It was some guy covered in plate armor, except for his head, which was laughing..."Whats so funny?" I demanded, he shook his head, "Nothing, just that, usually you should equip your weapon before you try to use it...."

I yelped, realized my staff wasnt even in my hand, it was floating outside of my inventory bag....."Oh...yeah...Thanks," I grumbled, "But...how do i equip?" However seconds later, my staff appeared on my back, "Oh...that's how." He laughed again....I was obviously very funny?

He extened his hand, "You can call me Aska, I'm a heavy blade, your new right?" I shook his arm, "I'm Sekai! and Yes im new, and I'm waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaavemastah!!!!"

"Such enthusiasm," Aska remarked, "Well, do you have anyone to help you get started, or are you on your own?" I nodded, "yeah, pretty much just me...."

"It's dangerous to travel alone, do you need help?" He was obviously one of those guys who helped newbies like me..."Nah, I'm good, besides, I can handle myself!" Just as I dropped my staff and it reappeared on my back...He laughed again...

"Alright, but if you need help...just hollar!" Then he strode away, carrying a HUGE sword....

But im jesus...Aww yeah.

Looking around, I realized I was in a forest, or a meadow of some kind...I was pretty lost...But heh, I'm new anyway, so it hardly matters. I decided to explore a bit and simply set off in a random direction....

Wasnt long before I ran into my first monster...

It was a boar, and was lvl 1! Sa-WEET i can totally take it! I stood there trying to target it, missing almost all my spells and depleting my mana to 0, it just stood there, oblivious to all my attempts at taking it out!

"GRAGHHH DIE!!!!!!!!!!" I threw my staff at it which bounced harmlessely off of its back, and reappeared on mine.

I sat down, staring at the monster....It didnt even notice me.. I gave up trying to kill it, and simply stared at the virtual sky...

That's when something hit me.....No REALLY hit me. I was almost knocked a good 4 feet into the air. It was the boars mommie?!

It was quite a few lvls higher then the lvl 1 was....and I couldnt even kill THAT...It braced itself for another attack.

I was out of mana, I didn't know how to fight....I was screwed....It charged, and I had no idea what to do! Then I heard a voice,

"Ka raiza!" A large thunderbolt came from the sky and killed it on the spot! I turned to face my savior, who was another wavemaster judging from the robes. "ITS ANOTHER JESUS!!!!" the wavemaster cocked his head at me, unsure as to how to respond...

I extended my hand, "Thanks man, I was totally gonna bite it before you showed up,"

Still, no response....? Man there are some real wierdos in this game... His face was covered by a hood he wore, at least, I thought he was a guy...He HAD to be a guy....Or what would I say if it wasnt?!

Then 'he' pulled back his hood, and it wasnt a guy....Damnit.

I silently swore.

"No problem, my names Dain," She extended her hand, I took it, "Yeah, mines, JESUS!" I didn't even mean to say that, was just the first thing that hit my mind...

"Really?"

"No!! No of course not! No no no no no, It was just that you totally suprised me...Yeah...My names Sekai!

I heard her laughing, why are people in this game so easily amused! "Whats...so...funny?" I asked in an exhasperated tone....She gave me a pitying look....What the hell?

"That's a girls name.."

"WHAT?!!!"

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hey its motakai here! hope you like the story so far, I will add more as soon as I do more .hack research...I dont want people trying to kill me because I didnt stay true to the story XD

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"Yep, it's a girls name bud..." She twirled her jesus staff and placed it on her back, "But it's okay, most people hardly notice a name like that to be a girls..."

I sighed in relief, "Really?"

"Yeah, dont worry about it!"

I smiled, "Great, well, see ya around....I gotta get going...." I turned to walk away, when she called out, "Where?"

I stopped, unsure as to exactly..."Well....Um...I dont know..." She nodded, "I see....But judging from your abysmal combat skills...are you sure you dont need any help?"

"Pah, abysmal?! I was totally handling it!" She frowned, "But you told me yourself you were gonna bite it before I-"

"I meant.....Smite....Light...Kite....Right....AGH I got nothin!" I shook my head in defeat.

"There, there," She patted me on the shoulder, "I'm sure you'll get better! But, really...I should go with you...At least...Until we get you to town.." I stared at her in confusion...."Why the town?"

"Because lately, high lvl monsters have been appearing in areas where they shouldnt....It's a wierd glitch that I hope they patch, your not safe on your own, trust me.."

I realized she was making a truce, well...A one sided one where I didnt really have a choice now did I...? She took out what looked like a small canteen bottle and uncapped it.

"Drink this," I took it, bewildered at first, then deciding not to think, just chugged it...At first, I felt really sick....Then I thought I was gonna pass out...Then I wanted to die....Then...Yeah it really didnt get any worse...

"Sorry, it's one of my homemade health potions...I'm still new to alchemy ya see..."

I spat it out immedietly, "The hell?! I'm not your hells kitchen guinnipig!" Daine shrugged apologetically, "Yeah, sorry but you were gonna die from the poison that bull gave you if I didnt treat it..."

Deciding against arguing further whether or not she was giving me really nasty medicine, I sighed and said, "Lead the way..."

"Alrighty, awsome, well...Towns to the north....So all we have to do is follow this really obvious trail with a sign that points to 'TOWN' in really big letters..."

How much more obvious could it get?!!!

I handed daine back the canteen and let her put it in her inventory slot....In which it magically dissapeared with a POOF!

"That was awsome." Daine sighed, "alright, let's head off..."

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I'll be adding more....And sorry im not being a very active writer as of late...I will be a lot more active as it goes though XD