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"Pickled Ice Butts!" Johnny looked over at me with confusion, having just walked into a wall I pouted "Hey! You saw that wall! It was charging me!" He snorted and continued walking, making sure I was following close behind "So Nny, why are you walking me to Skool again?" "Because you asked me to…" I face palmed and ran up to his side, pulling my long blonde hair into a ponytail "I forgot, man I wish my car didn't break down… I could have driven us there!" He stayed quiet, after a few seconds of the silenced I looked up to see that we were already there. "Damn… Why don't you come in with me? Today I have… lets see, ART! Yeah, you'll have fun!" He shook his head no, to which I gave him a pouty face "Please Johnny! It'll be fun! Jake and Jade and I will be there, we can be the four J's! Wow I just realized that all of our names started with J… hmm, anyways," I tugged on Johnny's wrist lightly "Please? You told me earlier that you weren't going to do anything today! Besides we get out at 3, then we can go slaughter those idiots at Café Le Prick… why do they keep building that place over and over…?" Flashing him a grin I saw his face cave "Fine, but don't think I'm going to fucking enjoy it…" Thrusting my hand in the air I grabbed Johnny's hand and pulled him along.
"Hey who's this, your boyfriend?" I heard one of the preps say, the apparent new leader of the pink cult. "And who's this gorilla face?" I countered before continuing to pull a now steaming Johnny along, stopping in front of my locker I whispered "She goes to Café Le Prick after Skool, we can kill her there…" I winked before unlocking my locker. A pile of letters pouring out I groaned, stuffing them into a tote bag I grabbed my sketch pads and slammed the door shut.
"What are those things?" Johnny asked curiously as we sat down in the Art room, Jade standing next to Jacob after she waved to us. "Their love letters, from some of the gothic kids in the Skool, it's really gross actually, they mostly contain badly written poems and gross words… another reason why I hate Teenagers…"
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"So the last class before lunch is… the Kindergarten!" I bounced, having a fond love of small children. They all came piling into the room while Johnny sat behind Jacob's desk showing him some of his Happy Noodle boy comics that I asked Johnny to bring. "Squee!" I looked over at the small boy beside me, picking him up enough to squeeze him and pat his head "Hey Todd, what's wrong?" He pointed a shaking finger over to Johnny and said "That- That's the scary neighbor man…" I raised an eyebrow before sitting him in his seat "Nny isn't that scary… besides I live with him now! I promise that he's just silly in his own way!" I giggled when Todd brightened up "You live next door now?" I nodded "Yes sir I do!" He grinned, shaking slightly when Johnny appeared beside me "Squee!" "Oh hello Squee, I haven't seen you in a while!" He grinned, the anti-Christ child sitting next to Todd snorted "Pepito…" I warned before pouting at Johnny "I need your help," He shrugged and followed me out the door.
Walking down to the Cafeteria we were silent "So what did you need my help with?" "I need to bring two fuck heavy ass trays full of milk up those stairs… Plus I figured you might want to get away from all the people we've had to deal with today…" He nodded and I shrugged "Skool sucks, I want to go home and sit on your couch and do stuff…" He looked over at me creepily "What… kind of stuff?" I snorted "Eat and watch movies, get high off of sugar… normal nineteen year old shit…" I eyed him wearily "Wait, what did you think I meant?"
"Oh look we're here!" "Yeah… I guess so… anyways here" I handed Nny one tray and I took the other, trying to watch where we stepped we managed to make it to the Art room. "Milk's here!" I yelled; getting all the children's attention while I handed out the milk, making sure that Todd and Pepito both had chocolate before handing out the rest.
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"Lunch, thank Go…. No wait thank Satan, he actually does shit!" My phone went off playing "Rise Rapture Rise, We turn our hopes up to the skies" "Hey Jade, where are you?" "I had to leave early, remember doctor's appointment?" "Oh shit!" I face palmed "Sorry, you have a ride right?" "Yeah I'm fine, Mom came and picked me up… Prep senses tingling, most likely six o'clock…" "Yup, see you Sunday, bye." I hung up and heard the distinct clicking of high hells, Jade's Preppy Bitch senses were never wrong.
"Nny, I'll handle the bitches…" When I finished I didn't expect my hair to suddenly be pulled harshly and to fall onto my arse on the floor "What the bloody fuck!" I yelled, steaming as I leapt up, turning to the girls, Cheerleader squad.
"What the fuck do you think you can just date my boyfriend behind my back" I looked at her blankly "What? Who fuck…? I have no fucking clue what the fuck you assholes are talking about…" "Him you whore!" She pointed to Johnny, to whom I just looked back at, he looked really pissed off. I huffed and turned back around "He's not YOUR boyfriend Bitch. He has a name and its Johnny… now I suggest you pull that stick outta your ass before I lodge it in farther and make it come out of your throat! So you better… Fucking… Back… Off." 'Okay where the fuck did that come from? Why was I getting so offensive about this?' I thought, trying to find my calm and collected state of mind, which was thrown out the window the minute I felt a fist connect with my face.
My neck made a crack noise as my head turned left. I snickered "You think a scrawny little bitch like you can take on me? Heh, you really don't know who you're dealing with slut." I grabbed my neck and popped it back into place, facing her dead on. "Let's rumble…" I yanked her arm forward, snapping the tendons in her shoulder before punching her hard enough to pull her arm out of socket. Letting go I round house kicked her making her head fly back and her body land on the floor. "That's what you fucking get when you mess with me." I sat back down at my table, casually wiping the bit of blood from my cheek and licking it off of my hand. I dared a glance up to Johnny to see a dumbstruck look across his features "What, I told her to back off, she didn't listen, now I made you lunch so eat it!" I wagged the paper bag in front of his face before he deftly took it, eating with me in complete silence, well except for the yells of pain coming from the girl being carted off to the hospital.