A/N:

Finally! An update. Sheesh, been so busy…

Ok, I know that I said this chapter would HAVE YUKI, but it doesn't come in until later. Which will probably be next chapter. Sorry, Yuki fans!

Kyo walked home that afternoon alone, as Tohru and Yuki had walked ahead of him in their own stupid, little, lovey dovey world, which Kyo didn't want to be apart of.

Threesomes scared him.

He was still very glad that he managed to get Tohru to himself at the dance, although he couldn't dance for nuts. Actually, make that fish. He couldn't dance for fish.

That damn rat better not come and sweep her offa her little feet, just because I can't!

Kyo pondered what he should do in the dancing department. It was obvious no one he knew could help him, as they would most likely laugh at him. He decided the only person he could really trust, was his master. So, he went there.

He took a sharp turn off the path to Shigure house, calling behind him that he would be out and not come home for dinner. Little did he know, Tohru was already worried of his whereabouts.

Once close to his Master's home, Kyo speeded up into a jog, as he flung open the front door in a very dramatic manor, proclaimed,

"Master! I wanna learn how to dance!"

But when there was no reply, Kyo realized he had wasted all his breath on such a fantastic arrival, for no one to see it. Sighing, Kyo sat down, just as Kazuma Sohma made his way out.

"Ahh, Kyo. It must have been you proclaiming very loudly that you wanted to dance. Well then, what's all this about?"

"T-Tohru… she umm, asked for me to go to the… prom thingy with her. But, being a stupid Cat, I can't dance! But I need to know how so the damn Rat doesn't steal her from me!"

Kazuma sighed inwardly and scratched his head. His long, silvery locks threaded between his fingers, as he thought thing over in his mind. After what seemed like an eternity to Kyo, he replied.

"I have a friend. She ran a dancing school. Didn't have a student in years, see? So, she quit the business. I could ring her for you. Her name… she is, Madame Ellifont"

(A/N: Pronounced Ell-eee-font, if that makes any sense)

"But she's a… ya know, girl! What if she tries to help me and I fall with my stupid clumsy feet and transform! Huh?"

"Ah, but she knew-"

"DON'T AH BUT ME!"

"Madame Ellifont has known me for years. I'm sure something as trivial as a handsome, young, man turning into a fluff ball-"

"HEY!"

"-would make any difference to her. She's seen it all"

"But this is different! Don't you understand?"

"It's not that Kyo, but the likely hood of you transforming is very little. Plus, she could teach you some other cool stuff along the way. She's very hip, I'll have you know"

"Gawd Master, you sound so stupid saying that"

Kazuma sighed and went off to make the phone call to the mysterious, "Madame Ellifont", while Kyo sat silently on the floor, wondering what he had just got himself into.

"Oh Kyo? Come in here a second!"

"Coming…"

Kyo stood up and walked into the kitchen, where his Master was waiting for him, telephone in hand. He smiled and nodded handing the receiver to Kyo. He gulped.

"H-Hello?" He asked hoarsely, his throat suddenly dry.

"Oh, hello darling! You must be Kyo, the boy of Kazuma? So pleased to hear you speaking to me! Ahh, darling, I will teach you many things. You will learn how to dance, like no one ever teaches you before! Not only that, I'll just let you do whatcha want, and teach ya some cool shit along the way, okay?"

Kyo turned to Kazuma and arched and eyebrow questionably. Kazuma chuckled slightly before giving Kyo a look that said "Talk-Or-Die".

"Uhh… look, I just want to know how to dance-"

"I teach you that already darling! You don't just walk in here and go, 'I can dance!' and then you can! Dear Lord, darling. You come tomorrow. I teach you lots of stuff. You will learn"

"O-Okay… Bye?"

"Goodbye, darling!"

Kyo hung up the phone. He turned around to Kazuma, once again, with an eyebrow arched. He opened his mouth to speak, but was cut short.

"She has a slight multiple personality disorder. Not as bad as Haru, but she has two as well. One is hip, the other is an insane woman with a weird accent. But don't you worry, she'll teach you well"

"But, she didn't have a student for years, remember? She must be friggin scary"

Kyo sighed. He was more worried about if he would get out without some broken ear drums, or having turned into a cat.

A/N:

Superb. In my head, I know the accent! But I don't know what country. So, when I find out, I'll tell you, ok?

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