Sasori sat there nervously at table in the kitchen. He adjusted his tie and pulled down his at his sweater vest so it didn't make him look lumpy. He also watched as his Grandmother carefully set up the small wooden play table she had made when Sasori was born.

She changed the four chairs into just two, covered it with an old table cloth that she ha cut to fit over it. She then put placemats down, plates, and silverware The final touch was added, a large single candle placed right in the centre.

"What do you think?"

The corners of Sasori's lips curve up into a smile, but he tilted his head down into his chest to hide it. "It's perfect Granny."

The Principal at his school probably hoped Sasori would have gotten in trouble as soon as he got home. The letter and call proved that they were not impressed with his and Deidara's shenanigans on the playground. In Sasori's defense, they wouldn't have been caught or even gotten trouble if, and I quote, "Stupid Sasuke" hadn't told on them.

His Granny Chiyo couldn't care less though. They were seven for goodness sake! And if the spunky little blond across the street made her adorable grandson happy, then so be it.

Not only that, he looked so cute in his new vest! She had done a good job. The dark purple looked exceptionally good on him, and he didn't complain about it being a "girly colour". Good boy.

As soon as the door bell rang, Sasori jumped down from the chair and arm first the floor as he missed his landing. He snarled at Chiyo's snickering but made it to the door in an instance. He took a deep breath and opened the door to see his partner in crime standing next to his father. Well, he saw the backside since the blond appeared to be more preoccupied with the little ceramic figures sitting on the porch.

His father gave him kick in the rear making him finally pay attention. "We brought special wine!" Deidara cheered picking up an unlabeled bottle with both hands.

Sasori oohed and it and led the both of them inside. Chiyo raised an eyebrow when Deidara showed her the bottle as they went to drop it off in the kitchen, right before they went to look at Sasori's bedroom.

"Wine?"

"It's just white grape juice in an old bottle." Deidara's father waved off making her laugh.

"I think I have two small wine glasses they can use."

"Spectacular. Thank you for doing this, Deidara has been so excited to come over for dinner." He smiled not being bothered that his son had even referred to it as a date. "I'm sorry about them getting in trouble. Deidara can be a wee bit crazy when it comes to things he's passionate about."

"That's quite alright," She chuckled shaking her head. "Sasori is the exact same way. I'm just glad he's finally making a friend."

"Same here. I hope they become best friends and remain so for a long time." He agreed. "Deidara I'm heading off now!"

Deidara bolted back down the hallway and hopped on his fathers leg. "Bye daddy!" He chirped quickly and went to run away until he was grabbed by the arm and a hand got a hold of his face.

"You. Better. Be. A. Good. Boy. Capiche?"

"Yes daddy..."

"Ok have fun you three!" He suddenly burst into a smile kissed his son. He gave Chiyo and Sasori a wave goodbye and was off.

"Goodness Deidara! You look so handsome" Chiyo asked the small blond as she gave a dramatic look over.

Deidara tugged on his little brown blazer and tilted his head upwards. "I know, un. I didn't even have to put the scratchy dress pants on like my mummy saided me to do!" He raised a leg to show off his dark blue jeans that still managed to look nice.

Sasori on the other hand looked at his own pants and grumbled at the plaid fabric. He internally kicked himself for not wearing jeans like Deidara had. Way to look like a nerd Sasori! Did he even own jeans? He thought about that momentarily and decided he'd have to check later when his guest left.

"We should...start dinner?" Sasori asked Deidara shyly grabbing his hand while doing so.

Deidara laughed and pecked his current fiancé's cheek. "Alrighty! Lead me there Danna, un!"

Chiyo smiled and followed the boys to the small table. "Allow me to be your waitress today, I'll bring the food to you." She said. As she turned her back she turned off the ceiling light, but left the one over the stove on so she could see. It was dark enough though to create an ambiance for the boys as they experienced their first date.

"Enjoy." She placed their plates if front of them and poured them their 'wine'.

Deidara immediately began to drool at the sight of the pile of spaghetti on his plate. Sasori just smirked and began to eat, twirling his fork just like his Grandmother had taught him when he was younger. However this time he was doing it not because if he didn't he would get scolded by Chiyo. No, this time he wanted to do this very best to look sophisticated for Deidara. Such a lovely person like Deidara needed to be woo'd.

Finally getting the pasta safely on the fork, he raised it and was about to put it in his mouth, but not before giving his sweetheart a glance. Sasori's eyebrows shot up at the sight of Deidara cramming in mouthful after mouthful. He reminded the redhead of a vacuum, cleaning up all the leftover wood shavings from a good carving session.

After cringing at the sight for a moment, Sasori finally and slowly put the forkful in his mouth still watching the blond eat like a pig. If Sasori ate like that he would have gotten such a pinch from his Granny! He looked at the sauce all over his friends cheeks, a strand of pasta in his hair and... is that sauce in his eyebrow as well? That had escalated quickly.

Deidara caught on to the staring and stared back as he chewed his massive mouthful. He assumed Sasori was just a staring type of person. He'd been staring at the blond for the past three months for goodness sake! Deidara gave Sasori a big grin, the pasta that had started slurping up was cut off and dropped back onto the plate.

"Hey, hey Danna watch what I can do with the spetti, un!" Deidara said excitedly after swallowing all the food in his mouth. He then picked up a long strand of spaghetti and sucked all the sauce off and held onto one end as he began swallowing the other end. He stuck his tongue out to show Sasori that he had successfully swallowed it and proceeded to pull the whole noodle out of his throat and back out in front of him.

Sasori didn't know weather to be impressed or disgusted by the act. As he looked on at the other boy in front of him he melted. Something about that saucy grin made him smile as well.

"Deidara that was really cool do you - "

"You do it, you do it!"

Sasori blushed and looked at the food on his plate. He had always been taught that he wasn't supposed to pick up food that wasn't considered 'finger food'. If he did THAT, he was sure to get a swat with a hand or any other various inanimate object. Pinches actually sounded kind of ok now in comparison.

He squirmed as he picked up the long string of pasta, sucked off the sauce and carefully attempted to swallow the stand whole, just as Deidara did. He gagged a little but kept it up till it was lodged in his throat. He looked at his boyfriend who watched him with wide eyes and slowly began to pull the noodle out from his throat.

Deidara shrieked and gave the redhead a round of applause. "You did it! You're so cool, un!"

Sasori blushed, he was cool now. He nodded and made the mental note to never do it again. "Lets finish our dinner and then we can watch a movie, ok?" He suggested.

Deidara nodded but instead of going to take another bite he hopped off his chair and made his way to his boyfriends side. Sasori looked back at the blond and made another mental note that yes, he did in fact have sauce in his eyebrow. It was charming really, and Sasori couldn't help but smile. The blonds rambunctious behaviour was really admirable to the redhead. How one child could be so silly, get scolded and still go at it was beyond him.

Deidara giggled at the redheads dreamy eyes and loopy smile. He grabbed a hold of the redheads hand and leaned in to plant a big spaghetti kiss of his cheek. Deidara didn't hold back either as he pressed his whole face firmly against the others, even making a wiggling motion.

Sasori cringed a little at the overly moist kiss but laughed. "That was quite the saucy kiss wasn't it?"

Deidara gave him a blank look and Sasori laughed again as he gave him a peck on his lips. Deidara turned away and giggled as he shook his hand free and pecked Sasori once on the lips as well before going back to his seat. "Do you wanna see how much spetti I can shove in my mouth at once, un?"

"Do I have a choice?"

"Haha! Nope!"

The two of them finished their dinner, dessert and made their way to the living room to watch a movie. Chiyo had lit the fire place and set out one of her knitted blankets on the couch for them to cuddle with. Not without scrubbing Deidara's face and hands clean first though. She could only imagine that that was the reason for the orange smudge on her grandsons right cheek. She also thought about Deidara's poor parents and how they had to deal with this every day.

"What movie did you pick, un?" Deidara asked leaning on the couch on his stomach, kicking his legs around.

"The most romantic movie I know!" Sasori chimed as he reached forward to grab the chosen movie from the shelf. "Cars!"

"I love that movie! Cars are the super coolest!"

"I know! I wish I was a car." Sasori whined as he opened the DVD case.

"Whoa! That would be like, so awesome, un!

Chiyo peeked into the room to see how they were doing and smiled. Yes, she had nothing to worry about. Deidara and Sasori would grow up fine and have a strong bond and friendship. If that friendship turned into a relationship, then so be it. The most concerning thing at the moment were that the boys were talking about how romantic racecars were and how they wanted to become the cars rather than drive them.

"Boys will be boys, I guess." She sighed shaking her head and walking back to her bedroom to knit. "I do think they need matching sweaters though."

"I would be a red car!"

"I wanna be blue, un!"

She burst out laughing as she could hear them still yelling from down the hall, especially on the subject of cars being able to get married. Thank goodness her grandson had made a friend, and thank goodness for Deidara and that little kissing booth for getting him out there. She could now only hope that the friends Deidara had were more on the normal side.

sorry chiyo they're not normal.

for AbsoluteAnarchy cause shes a spoiled baby like deidara. spaghetti kisses are very cute, right?

also, fyi, when Chiyo says boys will be boys, she means boys will be christmas there will be a different little sasodei fic up so...be excited for that? Byebye for now losers.