Hey! What's with the quick update, you ask? Well, no particular reason, really. I guess I was just feeling it. Okay, enough with the puns, it's Shulk time!
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Enjoy!
Smashing Banter - Shulk
Pit just can't seem to finish this blond guy off. That red blade of his just has way too much range, and whenever Pit does manage to land a killing blow, the yellow aura surrounding him merely shakes the strike off. Then, Pit's one chance appeared.
A Smash Ball. This glowing ball of power activates the Final Smash of any fighter that manages to break it open; Pit needed to be that fighter. Unluckily, the Smash Ball appeared right above Shulk's head, but Pit still had a chance to get it.
Pit ran up to Shulk, who was distracted by the ball, and knocked him aside with his blades. He quickly put those blades back together, jumped, and spun them above his head, smacking the orb a bunch of times. It was so close to breaking; one final strike was all that was needed. Pit swung… and hit empty air.
Shulk had gotten back up, jumped over the Smash Ball, and destroyed it from above.
Suddenly, the world around Pit grew dark. The blond guy, power radiating off of him, dashed towards the angel and yelled, "Dunban, Riki! Time for a Chain Attack!"
Pit was bombarded by a relentless assault from the three of them. Pit took a blow from Riki's staff, dropping Pit's stance. Dunban hooked his blade behind the angel's legs and pulled, knocking him over. Then, Shulk swung his massive sword into the fallen angel, sending him into the sky.
Desperately, Pit shook himself out of tumble and used the Power of Flight, barely making it to the ledge. Pit cheered, "Heh, I'm still kickin'!"
"That's Shulk for you," Palutena commented, watching the two fighters square off. As Pit raised his twin blades in an X formation to halt Shulk's downwards slash, the goddess continued, "Those companions of his are from his past adventures."
"What a buncha jokahs," Pit replied, knocking aside the Monado and landing a blow on Shulk, offsetting his balance. In retaliation, Shulk readied his Monado, prepared to see Pit's attack with a well-timed Vision. Too bad Pit grabbed him instead. Tossing the Monado boy aside, Pit said, "Man, I've got a good rhythm going!"
"Any other Xenoblade quotes that you wanna say, Pit?" Viridi snarked, rolling her eyes as Pit chased after Shulk's get-up roll and knocked him into the air yet again.
"I guess you can't change the future!" cried Pit, smacking Shulk in the gut with his Upperdash Arm. "Yeah, I'm really feeling it!"
"For some reason, those quotes really suit you, Pit," Palutena remarked, as Pit claimed victory.
Well, that's that. I feel that it's even weaker than Marth's, but I hope to make up for it with the next one; "We're not done yet! (Bolganone!)"