Disclaimer: I still don't own Marik or Bakura...I know you probably thought that my last story would've given me the copyrights for them :P
A/N: Wow I actually got a better response to that then I thought I would. This is awesome! People like my weird, random story :D. I'm SO glad you all like it! It makes me want to continue this story even MORE then before, and I really wanted to finish it before. So now my passion to finish this story has risen to OVER 9000!...wow I'm so lame for using that joke...*laughs*
Anyway today I was totally inspired! So in one of my classes today (we were watching a movie) I took out my notebook and came up with like 2 pages full of ideas for this story. They are all soo freakin' random and weird, but I'm sure you'll all love it! I even know where I'm going with this story, which is a first.
Oh before I forget I want to Thank Yami no Kristie and Aqua girl 007 for reviewing! It meant the world!
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Mom? Dad? I have a question." I yelled as I walked into the house. Marik and Bakura followed me in slowly. I turned to them. "Make your selves at home…Well don't destroy anything or send people to the shadow realm, but other than that you're welcome to whatever."
"I like your house. Its big and stuffed with things." Marik said. "Much better than a tomb."
"I'll take that as a complement." I heard my Mom say behind me. I turned and smiled.
"Hey Mom. I gotta question. Can Ishizu and Florence stay over for a few days? Their parents are out of town for a while. They have nowhere else to go." I asked her, trying to sound like I've known them for a while, and not just picked them up from the middle of an anime. My Mom looked at me confused, but smiled.
"I've never heard you mention them before." She looked behind me, toward the boy's in disguise. "No offense to you…girls."
"None taken." Bakura growled. I turned and shot him a glare. Marik started walking past Bakura and I, up to my Mom.
"Hi! I'm Ishizu Ishtar-" I coughed loudly. "I mean Blishtar. Ishizu Blishtar." While I resisted the urge to facepalm, Bakura did. "Sorry if we're intruding, but you'll just have to make room for us. We are way to pretty and amazing to just be thrown out in the str-" I elbowed his rib and pushed him away.
"Sorry about Ishizu, Mom. She's a little…" I searched for the word.
"Idiotic?" Bakura suggested. I snapped by fingers and nodded. Marik opened his mouth to retort but I quickly covered his mouth.
"Yeah, that's the word idiotic." I looked at my Mom, who looked a mixture of confused, angry, and amused. "Is it ok if they stay? I promise they won't be any trouble and they are really awesome once you get to know them." I gave her my best puppy dog eyes. My mom looked from Marik, to Bakura, then back to me. She sighed, and then smiled.
"I suppose. They'll have to help out around the house though." I nodded.
"They will don't worry."
"Ok. Well I'm sorry to leave as you arrive, but I have to go shopping. Dad's still at work and your brothers in his room." She said, walking past us and opening the door. "It was nice to meet you, Jasmine and Florence." She said before exiting the house. I finally uncovered Marik's mouth.
"Nice." I said sarcastically.
"Sorry." Marik muttered, before noticing something on the ground. He suddenly pounced on the floor, surprising me. Bakura just watched him curiously. "You have a kitty." He whispered, still on the ground. I followed where he was looking to see my cat under the coffee table. "Come here." He said to the cat, putting one hand in front of him, beckoning the cat to come to him. The cat looked at him cautiously at first, but then rubbed up against his hand. After a few seconds, Marik picked up the cat, stroking its head happily.
"That's Bazinga." I told him. He held the cat in Bakura's face.
"Look Bakura! A cat!" He said excitedly. Bakura scowled.
"Yes I can see it's a cat, Marik. Get it away from me." Bakura said, pushing Marik's arms away from him. Marik turned the cat to face himself. Bazinga licked his nose.
"She's so cute! If she was white she could be a smaller Bakura…Oh! I want to name it 'Kura!"
"She has a name…" I muttered, but Marik was still talking.
"Or how about Fluffy? Or Kitty 'Kura? Oh how about Bakura Jr…?" Marik kept rambling off different names, while I sighed and turned to Bakura.
"He's utterly hopeless isn't he?" I asked him. Bakura smirked.
"Damaged beyond repair." Bakura agreed, making me laugh. This caught Marik's attention.
"Why are you laughing?" He questioned as he put my cat back on the ground. I shrugged.
"No reason. Anyway, I'll show you guys to your room." I said starting to turning around, when Bakura caught my shoulder.
"Room? As in singular?" Bakura asked. I nodded.
"We only have one extra room." I told him. "And there is no way I'm giving up my bedroom. I guess you could sleep on the couch. But they're not comfy."
"I had to sleep on a slab of rock most of my life. No way am I giving up a bed!" Marik yelled. Bakura crossed his arms.
"I'm not particularly fond of sleeping on a couch either." Bakura muttered.
"Well it is a queen size…"
"NO!" They shouted at the same time. Which caused me to laugh hard. Marik pointed a thumb at me, looking at Bakura.
"Seriously, what is up with his fangirl laughing all the time?"
"I don't know. It's rather creepy isn't it?"
"Says…the guy who has…a 7 minute video dedicated to every…time he laughed." I said in between laughs. "In Japanese no less…Do you realize you were played by a girl in the Japanese version?" I asked Bakura once my laughing subsided.
"Yes. I am very well aware of this." He then smirked. "Even so I was still manlier with Marik." Marik hit the back side of his head.
"That's sooo not true." Marik said, pouting. Bakura rubbed the back of his head.
"Whatever you say…" He mumbled then turned his attention to me. "So about the room situation…"
"Share the bed or one of you sleep on the couch or floor. I'm not going to pick for you. Either way, let me show you to the room, then give you a tour." I said, turning around. Bakura growled something under his breath that sounded like "bloody wanker."
I turned down the hall and stopped at the first door. I pushed open the door to reveal the small room with only a chair and bed.
"Here it is. Go crazy…" I thought for a moment. "Wait no. Don't do that."
"Its so small!" Marik said, stepping past me into the room.
"Yeah well…" I walked to the next door. "This is my brothers room. I suggest avoiding him. He'll recognize you…and then probably call you gay." Bakura growled. (I feel like he does that a lot in this story haha)
"The bathrooms right there." I said pointing to the next door. "The last door on the left is my parents room and my rooms the one straight ahead.
"Oh I have to see this…" Bakura said, smirking. He walked past, or rather pushed, me and walked toward my room. Marik followed behind him smiling eagerly.
"I've never seen a fangirls room before. Hope it doesn't disappoint." Marik said to Bakura. Bakura laughed.
"I'm sure it won't."
"Wait! Don't!" I said sarcastically. I followed them into my room, my arms crossed.
"Well lets see. Panda hat. Check. Stuffed animals. Check. Duel Monster cards. Check. Yugioh Abridged Poster. Check. And Fanart of Me, Marik and…Duke?" He looked at me curiously. I shrugged. "Check." Bakura finished, while making checks in the air as he noted each thing. "Congratulations. It's a Fan Girl." He said sarcastically, smirking at me. I stuck my tongue out at him. I noticed Marik had found my laptop.
"10 bucks says there's fanfiction in here."
"Why make a bet that's already obvious?" Bakura said. Marik sat on my bed and opened the laptop. I smirked, knowing he wouldn't be able to access anything. Bakura sat down next to Marik, eyeing my computer. I sighed and sat down on the other side of Marik.
"You know its probably not a great a idea for you guys to break the forth wall. Plus fangirls, not ME, are into some really creepy stuff." I said as my laptop started up. Marik shrugged.
"Eh…I doubt there's anything that would creep me out." He said. I laughed.
"Oh you poor innocent effeminate boy you…" I said, patting his head. He shook his head, in attempt to get my hand off. Bakura watched us, bored. I noticed the laptop had turned on. "Laptops on." I told them. Marik groaned.
"It's password protected! What's the password?" Marik asked.
"Not telling."
"Why got something on there you don't want us to see?" Bakura said, smirking.
"Shut up. Maybe I just don't want to let him on my computer." I said, pointing to Marik. Who had begun guessing the password.
"1111…Frig….1112." He repeated this a few times. Then he reached behind him and pulled out his Millennium rod.
"Please tell me your not going to stab it?" I pleaded. Marik laughed.
"Of course not. I am simply going to turn the computer into my mind slave." He said like it was obvious.
"I don't think it works that way." I said, but Marik had already begun speaking.
"Great computer in the sky, hear my cry! Transform thyself from off to on and give me access to…her pron,"
"I don't watch that!" I yelled, but Marik continued.
"Envelop my face with your glow so that to YouTube I can go! Unlock your files from deep within so that together, we can look at funny pictures of cats. Take me to the desktop as I call your name, Winged PC of Ra."(YAY FOR ABRIDGED JOKES!) Bakura put a hand on Marik's shoulder. You could practically see the dark aura around him.
"Marik…" He growled.
"Oh…Hi Bakura." Marik said happily. I chuckled then glimpsed at my computer.
"Holy Ra, it worked." I said, noticing it was signing in.
"See? I am the great and powerful Marik Sebastian Ishtar the third! Nothing can stop me." Marik yelled triumphantly.
"Well that's surprising…" Bakura said when he noticed my wallpaper. It was covered with N from Pokemon.
"See? Not a fangirl."
"See? Totally a fangirl." Marik said, as he pulled up my pictures. Immediately 34 pictures of Marik and Bakura showed up. (Sadly that's actually true)
"Go to word. Lets look at her fanfictions." Bakura suggested to Marik. I groaned, knowing even if I took the computer away, they would still find a way back on, and laid back on my bed.
"10 different fanfictions. Only two Yu-Gi-Oh! Ones though." Marik said aloud. "Oh frig. This ones about whats happening now."
"Storyceptian." I joked. I sat back up and
GREETINGS! It is I, Marik Sebastian Ishtar the Third! I am now in control of this Story! HAHAHAHAHA! adsskjlf
I slammed the screen on Marik's fingers. He yelped in pain and shot me a look. Bakura started laughing.
"Foolish girl." Marik muttered, rubbing his 'injured' fingers. I sighed.
"Why don't I show you the rest of the house?" I said, getting up. After a second, they both got up and followed me. I showed them where the kitchen and dining room was, than we stopped in the family room.
"Well now I'm bored." Marik grumbled, collapsing on the couch. Bakura sat down beside him, after smacking him on the head. "What was that for?" Marik yelled. Bakura shrugged.
"I just like hitting you. That's all." Bakura smirked. They continued to argue while I turned the TV and XBox on and threw in a game. I threw two controllers at them, hoping to end their squabbling. Bakura caught his controller, while Marik got hit in the back of the head.
"Ow." Marik grumbled, picking up the remote.
"I put the Saw game in. Have fun." I grumbled walking past them. (A/N: We're just gonna say the Saw game is two player for now. I'm lazy.) Bakura opened his mouth to ask something. I answered before he could speak. "Yes Bakura, there are knifes in the game. You can stab people."
"Brilliant." He purred.
"This game isn't scary right?" Marik asked.
"Nope. Its just like a My Little Pony game." I said sarcastically. Marik didn't seem to notice.
"Yay!"
I walked into the dining room and sat down. I sat in the chair so I was facing the TV, and pulled out my phone. I noticed I had 2 text messages. One was from Skye and one was from Kyra. (A/N:I am henceforth creating Group texting. Its my story DEAL WITH IT! *laughs*) I put us in a group text then read their messages.
/Kitty: Hows it going?/ (Obviously Kyra is Kitty)
/NinjaWitch: They giving you trouble?/ (Non creative nickname powers activate!)
/LKRox!: You have NO IDEA! You guys have to stay over tomorrow./ (This one is me :D)
/Kitty: I can ask…/
/NinjaWitch: I doubt you could convince me too./
/LKRox: Tia's been trying to summon Slender Man lately. If she is successful he'll probably come for you. If you're here Bakura could send him to the shadow realm./
/NinjaWitch: DEAL!/
/Kitty: I doubt he'd be that nice./
"Stop texting about me." I heard Bakura yell. I looked up surprised. Bakura was looking at me from the couch.
"How did you…?"
"I didn't. Lucky guess hmm?" He laughed. Then he turned his attention back to Marik. "You're supposed to kill him, Marik!"
"Why? What did he do to me?"
"He's trying to kill you for one thing…" I felt my phone buzz. I looked down and read the new message.
/Kitty: I can stay over tomorrow./
/LKRox: Awesome./
/NinjaWitch: Where are we all gonna sleep?/
/LKRox: I have no idea… Perhaps the living room and I'll let the boys have the bed rooms./
/NinjaWitch: Or we could take the beds and they can sleep on the couches./
/Kitty: No Idea you wanted to go to the Shadow realm Skye…/
"You guys get the beds tomorrow night when Skye and Kyra come over."
"Yay!" They both exclaimed, though Bakura was much less enthusiastic about this. In fact, he barely said it above a grumble.
"I call the bed tonight then." Marik said.
"And who says you get to call things." Bakura asked.
"I call that I can call things!"
"Idiot…"
A/N: I have the next chapter about 30% done. I'm going to try to get it done by the end of the week but my schools doing Mid Terms this week and I have to study sooo...Yeah. I'll try my best to get it done before next week!
Lots of Love!~Panda
