Kei-kei Yuki: Hello everyone and welcome to another chapter of Apartment Room 218!
Sasuke: Oi! Idiot author when are you going to write some alone time with me and MY Dobe!
Neji: Uchiha I believe you have it wrong, she's belong to me, not you.
Gaara: You both are wrong she's mine, and mine only. So begin the story already baka author. * Gaara Glares*
Kei-kei Yuki: H-Hai Gaara-sama!
Chapter 2
"My Orange Haired Neighbor!"
It was just a normal old day in apartment room 218, with the sun out and shining throughout Konoha City, with the street busy with traffic and people, and let us not forget our main heroine of this story, who was by the way causing quite the commotion in the household.
"Alright Sasuke-teme, on the count of three I want you to ravish Neji-kun here as I want you to bite and mark him all over, like if you were his possessive jealous boyfriend, and is mad at him for going out with Fuji-sempai the other day knowing he has a thing for your dear uke, and action!" Naruko yelled out into her orange megaphone sitting down in a chair that was the corner of the room.
"Dobe theres noway in hell am I going to do that, and how many times I must tell that I'm not GAY! And who the hell is Fuji-sempai!?" asked Sasuke, who was currently shirtless due to the thanks of Naruko who ambush him as soon as he step a foot out of the shower, and drag him into her room.
"Naruko-chan, can you please untie me already." Lying down, halfway naked on her bed with his pants unzipped was none other than Neji Hyuuga, who has his arms tied to the post of the bedboard, with his long chestnut brown hair sprawl all over the place.
"Hey you two, no talking back to the director now let take this from the top again, and this time teme show that possessive seme like look, and Neji look more uke like, you already have the hair for one, so try to look more submissive, and action!" Naruko once again yelled into her megaphone.
"Dobe we will not be your yaoi material for your books!" Sasuke glared over at the blue eyed sunny blonde who had her legs cross wearing a pair of sunglasses.
"Sorry to say this, but I for one agree with the Uchiha, and these handcuffs starting to not feel so comfortable anymore, and why am I uke, shouldn't he be the uke, I mean it is in his name Sas-UKE!" replied Neji ignoring the seething glare Sasuke was giving him while Naruko cackle loudly with laughter.
"Hahahaha! I totally forgot about that!" Naruko has tears streaming down her eyes holding her stomach as she continued to laugh.
"Dobe if you keep laughing, than we are getting a divorce." stated Sasuke which was the wrong move since a second later Gaara enter the room holding a sheet of paper and a pen.
"Just sign these papers and your things will be moved out of here by tomorrow." Came the emotionless reply from Gaara.
"And just how in heck did you hear all of that from in there with the T.V turn up so loudly?" Sasuke was now glaring over at Gaara, who was still holding out the paper and pen for Sasuke to signed, before anything else happen, they heard a knock on the door.
" Alright my actors, you all just stay here, and hopefully make-out and have a hot threesome that I could write about." Said Naruko walking out the room to answer the door.
"This is the Uzumaki-and her Yaoi Harem residence, how can we help you?" Naruko announced before opening the door only to see a tall female with bright pixie orange hair, with a scowl plaster on her face as she glare at blonde in front of her.
"Oh! Its strawberry-hime! What brings you here?" asked Naruko before roughly feeling herself shove to the side as the orange head female made her way inside the room and down the hall, before slamming opening a door as Naruko rush after her.
"Oi! Ichigo that calls breaking and entering! I can call the cops on you!" scream Naruko pointing at the female who was named Ichigo as she completely ignore her and continue to rummaging through the closet before finally finding what she was looking for.
"If you need to call the police on anybody, it should yourself since you're obviously broke into our apartment again, and stole my damn shoes!" yelled the angry orange head female, holding a pair of what look to be a expensive name brand, black suede, gold pumps heels boots, that for some reason were buried inside Naruko closet.
"Hey! I might not like heels that much, but those were a cute pair of boots, I will admit!" Naruko raise her hands up in surrender. "So is you and your so call Sugar Daddy/ Baby Daddy going somewhere out special tonight?" Naruko had a teasing fox like grin on her face.
"Yes, but sadly it isn't anywhere fun, since its one of those business party, where all the rich and stuck of bastards of the world come to flaunt their wealth, and young super models wives or lovers around. I really hate those type of parties but I promise Aizen that I will go." explained Ichigo. "Hey, I thought your were suppose be going as well since that red-head, Gaara I believe that was his name, invited you?" asked Ichigo as it took a second for the words to sink in on Naruko, before rushing over to her closet pulling out random outfits.
"Oh Shit I so totally forgot about! I screwed Ichigo, I mean totally screwed! I have nothing to wear!" replied Naruko as she continued to pull clothes from out of her closet which were only a few dresses while the rest were jeans, short pant, and t-shirts.
" Oh Naruko, I just came to remind that the party starts at 8:00 so to be ready around that time." Gaarra walked inside the room, hands shoved inside his pockets as took in all the mess Naruko created.
"O-Oi really, so that give me-"
"About two hours to have everything ready." Ichigo answer for her as Naruko paled for a second before replacing it with a bright sunny smile.
"I can so be ready in two hours! Dattebayo!" Naruko cheered, when she saw a black square package place on her.
"There's something you can wear for tonight sense you totally forgot." replied Gaara calmly walking out the room, leaving a stone shock Naruko and a smirking Ichigo.
"Tch, they so can read you like an open book." smirked Ichigo.
"Ne, Ichigo, can help me get ready for tonight?" asked a pouting teary eyes chibi Naruko, as a chibi Ichigo just stare at her.
" I so feel like to bankai you right now."
"Ichi-chan you're breaking the breaking the fourth wall, and I told you to send me yaoi pictures of Grimmy-chan and Ulquiorra-chan!"
"Like hell if I ever do that, and they're not Gay you freaking yaoi-fangirl!"
To Be Continued. . . . . .