Once Shawn and Hunter were able to tie Sheamus up and throw him inside the car, and Zack and Randy had gotten inside willingly, the DX members had picked up their midget in crime, Hornswoggle, and were off to Walmart. As soon as they had reached the parking lot, Sheamus had tried running away, and actually made it a few steps before Hunter threw Hornswoggle at him, who tackled him to the ground.
"Get off of me, ya midget!" Sheamus struggled, only to have Zack sit on his back, right next to Hornswoggle. "Get off!"
And last came Randy, sitting on his legs, managing to completely pin the Irishman beneath the three. While Sheamus cursed at them, Randy cursed at him, Zack argued with himself, and Hornswoggle grunted and growled.
As they fought, they didn't noticed Shawn and Hunter smiling at them.
"Aw, come on, Hunt. Let's adopt 'em!" Shawn grasped Hunter's shirt, staring deeply into the other man's eyes.
Hunter pursed his lips at this, and said, "We'll talk about it later, now explain what we're going to do."
Shawn jumped up in happiness, then turned to the four men on the floor, whistling loudly. "Okay, now that Sheamus has been subdued," He glared pointedly at the man, who returned it. "We can finally explain what we're going to be doing in Walmart. First things first, Hornswoggle, you and Zack are going to team up with Sheamus while me and Hunt'll take Orton with us."
"The objective of the game is to gain points because of doing crazy shit in Walmart. Seeing how we have a list from the lovely Kaitlyn, it's going to be easier for you." Hunter started, gaining the attention from the men on the road.
"We have to do everything and anything we can to disrupt the peace while not getting caught. It can range from moving products around to setting off the fire alarm." Shawn told them, smiling at Hornswoggle as the leprechaun tried to bite Sheamus' shoe.
"You gain points by how evil what you did is. The most points you can get are ten, but to get there you have to do something that really is bat-shit crazy." Hunter explained, smiling at some of the memories that came to mind. "Any questions?"
Zack raised his arm, eyes wide in a way that made him look almost innocent.
"Yes. The boy with the dyed blonde hair?" Shawn asked him, which made Zack's smile falter a little.
He quickly recovered from it and smiled brightly once more. "What does the winner get?"
While Hunter didn't notice the small change in Zack's demeanor, Shawn had seen it, and was somewhat worried about it. But he chose to talk with the boy later and answer his question. "Well, there won't be a winner for this set of games or the next, seeing how this is a kind of competition. The team with the most points by the end of the season is the winner, and we'll figure out the prize by that time."
The men all nodded at this, then Hornswoggle grasped Zack's hand and pushed Randy off of Sheamus. "Go!" He grunted, and started to try to haul Sheamus away.
Shawn and Hunter smiled at the midget they had come to treat as their child, then Hunter grasped Randy's arm. "Come on, Junior. You're stuck with us old timers."
And with that both groups took off running to Walmart, Sheamus costing his team time by letting them drag him along instead of running with them.
"Move, Ginger Snap! Move!" Zack yelled at him as they arrived in the toy section.
Soon enough, Hornswoggle met up with them with a shopping cart, his legs dangling cutely as an employee helped him to where his friends where.
"Here you go, Mr. 'Swoggle!" The teen said in a cheerful voice, smiling at the small leprechaun as he grunted his own thanks.
"Hey, 'Swoggle! What's up?" Zack asked, walking over to her while holding on tightly to Sheamus' wrist.
"Ye don't have ta drag me around, Ryder..." Sheamus growled, but was ignored by the three people.
Zack smiled at the girl, read her name tag, then adopted a sly smile. "Ms. Smith, I was told to tell you," He said, then leaned in close to her ear, whispering "Code 3 in housewares."
The teen's eyes widened in shock while she gasped and covered her mouth. "Who would tell you about that? Oh, dear God, civilians aren't supposed to know that!" She exclaimed, then heard someone calling her name.
"Smith! Where are you? We need help in gardening!"
She turned to where her manager was, then looked at Zack with wide and crazy eyes. "You never heard that code! Do not repeat it in any other store unless you want trouble!" She then scurried away, leaving Zack smirking.
The three looked after her, Zack in happiness, Sheamus in curiosity, and Hornswoggle with no emotion while he picked his nose.
"How much points is that, 'Swoggle?" Zack asked, making the man grunt while shrugging.
"Eh... Uh, uh, uh." He grunted, counting with his fingers. "Fihe!" He grunted, smiling at his friend.
Zack nodded slyly, then turned to Sheamus, "This is going to be easy once you get a drink, Ginger Snap."
"Three points, fella!" Sheamus yelled from outside the shopping cart while wearing a Clone Trooper helmet, Zack Ryder right next to him as they pushed them around.
"I know, bro! 'Swoggle, how many do we have now?" Zack asked the leprechaun that was sitting on top of top rack of the toy aisle.
"Eh..." Hornswoggle grunted, writing down on a small notebook he had. "Twenty fihe!" He announced, kicking his legs back and forth.
Zack fist pumped here, "Yeah! That's how we do it, bro!", then turned to Sheamus. "Let's go get some Dora dolls and misplace them! I'm tired of Demolition Derby!"
Sheamus giggled wildly, his eyes wide and his hair even crazier than normal. "We need some more rum, Zacky! And maybe some beer!" He announced, smiling in a crazed manner.
"Sure thing, Sheamus. Let's go, 'Swoggle." He said, leaving the cart where it lay. Because it had tipped over after he crashed into the last toys left standing.
Right now, the whole aisle was covered in fallen boy toys and different beer cans, due to Zack having given Sheamus some drinks to loosen him up.
Now Zack grabbed Hornswoggle from the top of the aisle, smiling as the leprechaun latched onto him. "I like you, too, 'Swoggle. I like you too." He said, petting the smaller man's hair.
"Come on, Ryder! I want ta mess with that Lame Explorer, Dora!" Sheamus said in a crazed manner, grasping both Zack and Hornswoggle and throwing them on his back.
Some way or another, he took off running with both of them on his back, laughing in a deranged manner as he did so. As he passed the Gardening section, they missed their comrades in crime getting in trouble with the fuzz, but that's a story for another chapter.
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