The next morning, everyone saw the list of roommates:
Mario-Luigi
Marth-Roy
Link-Ike
Kirby-Jigglypuff
Pikachu-Pichu
Metaknight-King Dedede
Ganondorf-Peach
Bowser-Samus
Wolf-Wario
Zelda-Snake
Red-Ness
DK-Diddy Kong
Olimar-ROB
Joe-Pit
Lucario-Mr.G&W
Fox-Falco
Mewtwo-Dr. Mario
Bowser, Ganondorf and Wolf were all unhappy with the roommates. But, that's when Alex made an announcement.
"Rather than give individual punishments, the universal punishment will be for you to have to watch WATCHMEN!"
"NO!!!!!!!!!!" They all yelled out. All except…
"Yes, Pit?" Lucas asked to the angel who had his hand raised.
"I liked Watchmen,"
Everyone gasped at this.
"Fine," Alex said, "You'll have to watch… The Dark Knight!"
"NO!!!!!!!!!!" He yelled
(AN: NO, I don't hate The Dark Knight, but the logic was since he liked a horrible DC movie, he would hate an amazing DC movie.)
"Now," Lucas said, "Time for breakfast."
They all went into the kitchen. Breakfast was set out in a buffet line and the entire kitchen was spotless.
"Now," Alex said, "Peach spent forever working on cleaning this last night, so, if you don't want to see her mad, don't mess it up."
"Trust me," Mario said, "You-a DEFINATLEY would not want to-a see that!"
"Lucas, Peach and I will be back in 10 minutes,"
"Why?" Link asked.
"To see what happens,"
With that, the three walked out of the room, leaving the smashers alone. All was fine, for about 5 minutes. Bowser and Ganondorf were at the end of the line. Once they passed the bacon section, Ganondorf turned Bowser around and punched him, sending him into Samus and Zelda.
"WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!?!" Bowser yelled.
"You took the last of the bacon!"
"So what?!?"
"So THIS!" Samus said as she went to punch Bowser, who ducked, causing the fist to hit Ganondorf.
Furious, Ganondorf reached for Samus in blind rage, who got out of the way. Ganondorf, not realizing he had actually grabbed Zelda, threw her at a table, specifically, the one Marth, Link, Roy and Ike were sitting at, causing it to break.
"WHO DID THAT?!?!?" Ike demanded to know. Ganondorf sheepishly pointed at Bowser.
"You're going down, beast boy!" Roy yelled as the four charged at him. Soon, the entire kitchen was involved in a riot.
"WHAT HAPPENED?!??!?!?!?" Peach screamed, coming back in on the scene.
"Uh oh," Olimar said.
Peach cupped her head in her hands for a minute. When she brought it back up, she had crazy eyes and laughed manically, pulling a Tommy Gun out of nowhere and proceeded to unload on everyone in the room. When it was out of ammo, she laughed again, jumping around like a cartoon and went straight out the window.
"What happened in here?!" Alex demanded, coming in on the scene after Peach had exited.
"Bowser started a fight and Peach went crazy and began shooting at everyone.
Lucas and Alex sighed after looking at the huge mess that had been formed.
"Well, at least no one was hurt," Lucas said, showing the silver lining.
"Not quite," Sonic said hoarsely, covering where the sun don't shine.
As everyone looked on with pity, Sonic managed to say, "I hate my life."
Sorry for the delay, but lack of motivation REALLY sucks. Anyways, I know it's probably not the funniest thing I've ever written, but hope you enjoyed anyway!