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Last time, on The Woes of Itachi!
Horror washed over the normally cold and cruel Uchiha, and it was in that moment that he realized that his worst nightmare had come true.
A fangirl. A fangirl had infiltrated the Akatsuki.
Itachi had never been more miserable. Nor had there ever been a time that he missed Kisame.
Tsukiko was without doubt, an insane, rabid, creepy, and worst of all, undying fangirl. The young missing nin scowled as she followed him around through the streets of Random Village #3.
"Can you not follow so close behind me?" He hissed, as he could practically feel her breath on his neck. The weird girl stared at him blankly, before bowing.
"As Itachi-sama wishes, Tsukiko-chan will do gladly, for Itachi-sama's word is law."
Itachi's eye twitched. 'There has to be some way to relieve myself of this pest!' He thought furiously, as Tsukiko began to chant a prayer to him, drawing the attention of the village's small population.
Being the uber-evil genius that he was, he thought of his options. However, no matter how hard he concentrated, her creepy chanting kept drilling itself into his head.
"All hail Itachi-sama, our one and only God, for if he didn't exist, the world would fall apart!" Oh God she scared some off the villagers into singing the choir! "So convert to Itachi-ism, 'cuz Itachi is our God!"
He growled, having to restrain himself from activating the Mangekyo Sharingan, as he feared it wouldn't affect her anyway. (plus everything looked kinda pink after he finished using it.)
"Must you keep doing that?" He finally ground out, glaring at her, as she started giving out handouts about Itachi-ism and subtly threatening the villagers to convert or else...
"Does Itachi-sama dislike his religion? I can make adjustments." With that she whipped out a notebook and started scribbling in it.
"What days do you think that prayers should be conducted, I was thinking at least once a day, but may that would hinder productivity."
"What productivity?"
"Building shrines and temples in honor of Itachi-sama and his endless kindness, for he graces the lives of us pathetic mortals each and every day." Tsukiko said, blushing radiantly with excitement.
Itachi shook his head, pulling his straw hat further over his head and shuffling away into the sanctuary that is a bar. He had a feeling that as long as Tsukiko Miyashi, a.k.a. the Undying Moon was his partner, he would be needing a great amount of alcohol to keep himself from killing everyone in sight.