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"Naruto" -normal speech

'Stupid idiots' - normal thoughts

"Oi gaki listen to me" -Powerful being speech

'stupid ningen'-Powerful being Thoughts

*thunder* -action

Kage bunshin no jutsu -Techniques

"Yo baka" Beings translation/speech

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A/N: Note This. Is. Fiction. Here I am God, and I can decide how each character acts or behaves.

*story start*

*Konoha forrest. Naruto age 6*

"Who am I suppose to 'reap'?" Naruto asked as the dark clothed child pulled a paper out of his coat, and rested his scythe on his shoulder.

" 'Hitomi Hyūga'. She was Hiashi's wife, and the mother to a young girl named Hinata I believe." Kushina declared from her reflection inside the weapon.

"A mother? ... lets hurry up and finish this. Nami will be getting worried if I'm out to late." Naruto stated as he leapt through the forrest and noticed the spectral form of a lady with shoulder and mid back length hair with a pale blue ball, half the size of a soccer ball inside her chest standing outside the Hyūga compound.

The orb had a sad face on the front with a 12cm tail behind it. The lady turned towards the approaching child, and looked upon him in curiosity.

"Hello, are you Hitomi Hyūga?" Naruto asked her as the lady nodded her head.

"Yes I am. May I know how you can see me? No one else could." Hitomi inquired as Naruto showed her the paper, before tucking it back into his coat pocket.

"My 'job' is to travel with you, and lead you to the afterlife." Naruto stated as he offered her his hand.

"I'm sorry, but I can't move on yet. I can't leave Hinata and Hanabi alone." Hitomi declared as Naruto sighed and stood his scythe straight up.

" Kuso *Sigh* alright. I'm suppose to help lingering spirits, i.e. you, by helping them. It seems that the only way your going to move on is after you are sure your family is safe. So I'll need you to drink my blood." Naruto explained as he used his blades edge to nick his pointer, and presented the bleeding digit to the spectral figure.

"A-alright. What will this do?" Hitomi asked as the apparition grasped his hand and licked the blood off his hand. Slowly, crimson light began to creep down the middle of her body, and started bleeding into the sphere in her chest.

"Since you don't want to leave your children, I'm allowing you to stay with them." Naruto explained as the Hyūga matriarch began to shrink down, and gain a broad front similar to a wall.

"H-how?" Hitomi asked as her arms moved behind her in a handle shape, and her body morphed into a pentagram shape with her reflection visible in the polished metal.

"You wanted to be able to protect your children, so I've transformed your soul into a shield. I've used by blood to bind yourself with your children. You'll be able to be summoned like a weapon to help them out. Your current form is a 'demon weapon' because you are invulnerable to damage, and shattering. There is little else I can do without breaking to many rules." Naruto apologized as he picked up her modified form with one hand and rested his scythe on his shoulder.

"Still, thank you. So what next?" Hitomi asked from her place behind the shield while Naruto vaulted over the secure clan walls, and sat outside a window.

"I'll place you in Hinata's room so she can begin using your new form. When she touches your shield, she will be able to communicate with you." Naruto explained as he slipped the item through the opened window, and placed it on her bed.

"Arigato young man, I won't squander this second change you've given me." Hitomi called from her item as he dashed away from the prying eyes of their clan.

"I forgot I didn't tell her my name. ... Oh well." Naruto muttered as he moved to the shady district to fulfill his contracts.

"That was a nice thing you did Naruto." Kushina stated from her place in the scythe head, while Naruto dropped into an alley and cleaved a mans head off.

"Hitomi-san was a mother for two children. I feel she should have a second chance." Naruto stated as he ripped the tainted soul from the dead mans chest, and crushed it in his hand.

"Still, you didn't have to do anything. You could have just sent her to the afterlife, but you chose to give her a second chance." Kushina told him as Naruto went to gather up some lingering souls that were in the area.

"I did it because it helped her come closer to passing on. Hey, can you tell me about Shinnigami-sama?" Naruto asked as he picked up a floating blue soul with a short tail, and slurped it up.

"Shinnigami-sama has many names. 42-sama, Shi-sama, Jashin-sama, lady reaper, Mania, The Grim reaper, Styx, etc. She is the harbinger of death, and the one who ferries the souls into the afterlife, or Yomi. She was the deity for the Uzumaki clan, and numerous followers all over the nations." Kushina explained as Naruto slurped down another soul, and started to head back to the former Hokage's house.

"My my. That was quite interesting." A purple haired teen with a snake fang attached by a thick rope in a tan jacket declared as she hung out of a window and watched the sickly, scythe wielding Uzumaki heading towards his house.

*Konoha Academy Uzumaki twins age 12.5*

"Are you ready for the exams Nii-chan?" Nami asked her brother as they waited for their exam. The strawberry blonde had her hair tied into two ponytails and an orange long sleeve jacket that cut off above her stomach. She had combat mesh covering her navel and leading into her top, and had orange and black, knee length shorts.

"Come on. Your pathetic brother has no place with real ninja's like me. Why don't you give up on him like everyone else, and get together with a real man." a brown haired in a fur lined jacket boasted to her, until a black umbrella smashed into his face. Missing the white dog resting on his head.

"Watch it Kiba, even an ant can take out a giant." Naruto warned him as he sat next to his sister, under the shade of his umbrella. Naruto was wearing a black suit with a blood red undershirt that matched his eye's colour.

"Yeah right. Your just saying that because of how weak you are." Kiba mocked him as two adults entered the classroom. A brunet with a scar running along his nose, and a pale blue haired one with their headband worn like a bandana.

"Alright everyone, settle down. Were going to begin the exam soon." the brown haired one declared as the kids sat down, and the blue haired teacher handed out the test papers.

"And start! You will have 30 minutes to complete this test." The brunet told them while they worked on the sheet. Naruto looked over at his sisters and noticed that she seemed to be struggling.

'Someone has an illusion over her test. Pathetic.' Naruto thought as a chilling wave of energy erupted from him and effected everyone except Nami.

"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!" Kiba yelled as the class shivered at the oppressive feeling.

"Watch your language Kiba. The test will continue as planned." the scarred teacher told them as they returned to their tests. Nami was doing noticeably better since the mysterious pulse.

*45 minutes later. Jutsu exam*

"Naruto... Uzumaki, can you preform your Henge now?" the brunet teacher ordered as Naruto sat his umbrella down and started building up his energy. A thin cloud of smoke surrounded him, and a different figure emerged from the cloud. The man had jet black hair that moved in a similar way to fire. He was cloaked in an abyssal coloured cape covering his silver armour, and polished spiked gauntlets. Leather belts held holsters strapped to his left side a silver dagger on his right.

"So Iruka-sensei, Mizuki-sensei, is this adequate enough?" Naruto asked them in a transformed voice that radiated power.

"Y-yes it is. Naruto, where did you think of this?" Iruka asked as Naruto stroked his moustache and short beard.

"This is based off a character from a ... book. Dracula Vladimir no San(III)-dono. He is the demon lord of the underworld and is the strongest being to exist." Naruto explained his Vladimir 'illusion' while a crimson mist rolled off him and began to fill the floor.

"*Ahem*, so... can you preform the bunshin now?" Mizuki asked him, terrified of the overwhelming feeling that this 'illusion' was releasing.

"Alright sensei. Bunshin no jutsu." Naruto called out as a thin cloud of smoke appeared and two more figures appeared from the smoke. One was just a straight clone of Naruto, one was Lord Vladimir, and the last one was a short, black haired adult with burning red eyes covered by circular red lens. He wore a red, wide brimmed hat and a dark red trench coat over his black vest atop a white shirt.

"Is this sufficient? Meet Alucard, descendant of Vladimir." Naruto explained as the two figures were enveloped in a cloud of smoke and disappeared.

"It was. You may return to your desk. We will be announcing the team placement soon." Iruka congratulated him as he handed him a Konoha headband attached with a blue cloth.

"Arigato Sensei's." Naruto told them as he tucked the headband into his pocket and re-entered the classroom.

"How'd it go Nii-chan?" Nami asked as her headband reflected some light from its spot on her neck.

"Great Nee-chan. Let's celebrate with some ramen after the team placement." Naruto told her as he sat next to her and the two teachers entered with Iruka holding a clipboard.

"Attention everyone, we are going to be sorting you into your teams. So listen carefully." Iruka declared as he held up the clip board.

"... Team 7 will be Nami Namikaze, Sakura Haruno, and Sasuke Uchiha. Your sensei is Kakashi Hatake. Team 8 will be Kiba Inuzuka, Shino Aburame, and Hinata Hyūga. Your sensei is Kurenai Yuuhi. Team 10 will be Ino Yamanaka, Choji akamichi, and Shikamaru Nara. Your sensei will be Asura Sarutobi." Iruka read the first page off as the kids moved up to their groups.

"Ne, Iruka-sensei what about Naruto-Nii-chan?" Nami asked as Iruka flipped the paper over and began to read off the second page.

"Naruto Uzumaki will be apprenticed under a specialized Jonin, Anko Mitarashi." Iruka told them as a beige object smashed through the window and unrolled in front of Naruto.

"Lets go Naruto, training starts now." the spiky purple ponytailed lady in a beige jacket stated as she hoisted Naruto into the air and flew out the window with him in hand. While the scantily clad kunoichi flew off with Naruto, a shield appeared in the Hyūga heiresses hand.

"Hey Hinata-chan, why is your shield out?" Nami asked her as the heiresses defensive item vanished and the blushing girl began to sputter out seemingly random words.

"W-w-well, um you see, um. I..." Hinata incoherently muttered as she poked her index fingers together.

"Are you ok Hinata-chan? Are you sick?" Nami asked as she placed her ear next to Hinata's heart, which had her strawberry blonde hair centimetres away from Hinata's nose.

'Naruto-kun's perfect body...Nami-chan's sweet smell. Oh Kami.' Hinata thought as she passed out from her thought, and lodged Nami's face under Hinata's bosom.

"Hey Hinata-chan? Oh she's passed out." Nami muttered from underneath Hinata while Kiba was lodged in a wall, with blood leaking from his nose.

'Pervert.' several females muttered as they awaited their sensei's to appear.

*End*