A/N Wooow a review already? YAY! I thought America would have to spend the rest of his birthday locked in a closet…but wait…what? It's from England…? Tsk tsk. How weak. I would have kept him in there longer…but I'm mean to him, because I waited to write after I had cake and watched the fire works…Oh well. Sucks for him.
Hello,
Bloody hell. Another letter country. Ha. I'm surprised you can write let a spell.
Well, write back when you can,
England
Dear England,
Hey, why are you giving me a letter? You're the one who locked me in the closet to begin with! And "write back when you can" – That's about all I can do in this stuffy place that I need to clean out! And what the hell do you mean "surprised you can spell"? I just so happen to have Emily Dickinson…and…uh…eh, you're right…booh.
But does this mean I can get out of the closet now that I had a country write back to me? Or are you just going to keep me in here for the night? Because I can't stand it in here! I wanted to see the fireworks too, but you kept me from that. It's my biiiiirthdaaaaay, just let me out! You're so mean!
I bet that you ate the McDonalds food too. I don't care what you say about it being slop, it's better than those scones you made me eat last year…
LET ME OUT NOW!
America.