50 ways to annoy Snape

by iwmango

None other than the title, ways to annoy the greasy haired git who has the temper of a gryff, brains of a rave, loyal like a huff, cunning like a slyth

2. Invisible talker

I donned my invisibility charm and walked out with an un-invisible bottle of shampoo.

I knocked on Snape's door.

He opened up, and looked at the shampoo.

"You owe me a use. Haven't used me since—"

I paused.

"Oh well, you never used me"

I felt my charm wear off.

"ALICE!"