Okay, I'm back! Here's my second installment for the fic

Why Kingdom Hearts is a Game and not an Anime.

Disclaimer- I do not place any claim upon Digimon, Kingdom Hearts 2 Pokemon or Fairly Odd Parents...

Warnings- again a sad attempt at humor... don't kill me...

Luff you all!!

Chapter 2

Sora the Digi-destined

Disney Castle

"SORA!" Donald yelled as he fought off another small army of heartless.

"I'm coming!"

"Hurry up!" Donald yelled towards the door.

Sora suddenly ran out onto the courtyard yelling "I'm here!"

"Good! Now change into Valor Form."

Sora nodded and changed.

Goofy disappeared and there stood Sora in his...Valor Form? Instead of his normal Valor

form clothes instead he wore a blue shirt with a darker blue shirt under it, a pair of brown shorts, and blue and white shoes. A pair of blue goggles were perched atop his head.

"Sora what the-"

"Quick Donald digit-evolve!" Sora exclaimed.

"WHAT!?!?!"

"Come on Donald we don't have all day, Digi-volve into Nagging-duckmon!"

"NAGGING-DUCKMON!!!!! What do you...HEY I don't nag!" Donald nagged Sora.

"You are now."

"I don't now change into Valor form instead of the 'I-am-an-idiot-with-bad-clothing-taste Form'" Donald ordered Sora.

"Nag, nag, nag, Is that all you ever do?" Sora said placing one hand on his hip and holding the other up like a mouth.

"Sora..." Donald warned turning pink.

"Donald..." Sora replied copied him

"I'm warning you..."

"So am I..." Sora stuck his tongue out at the sailor duck.

"ARRGH!!!!"

"BLAHHH" He copied Donald again.

"Sora, Stop it. Maleficent may be here somewhere." Donald warned the badly clothed youth.

Sora looked around for a moment before sighing, "Fine, can you at least warp-digivolve into Super-mega-nagging-duckmon? "

"I can't digivolve, I don't even know what that is, so stop playing around before she catches..." Donald looked up and gulped "us..."

"Too late" Maleficent laughed cruelly.

"RUN!!!" Sora yelled.

"Heartless!"

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Later

"I blame you Sora."

"Well if you would have digi-volved then-"

POOF

The smoke cleared and there sat Goofy.

"Where are we?" He asked.

"In a cell, because someone had to act like an idiot." Donald squawked.

"Who?" Goofy looked around.

"Sora!" Donald's feathers ruffled. "He wanted me to digi-volve!"

"Well why didn't you?" Asked Goofy puzzled.

"WHAT!?!"

"He just nagged me and he was still in his rookie form!" Sora whined.

Goofy nodded an looked thoughtful "Yup, sounds to me it's Donald's fault we're in this mess."

Donald stared at him stuttering.

"I don't even know what that is, so how can it be my fault?"

Sora shrugged, "I don't know, but we need someone to blame since Riku's not here... He ran away...him and his retarded emo problems...beating himself up because of his invisible brother..." Sora shook his head sighing. "Emo..." he muttered.

Donald just stared at them, then he got up and ran through the wall making a duck-sized hole in it.

"Aww man... now we have to catch him again."

So Sora and Goofy got up and ran after the pokem...er...duck.

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This my dear friends is why Kingdom Hearts 2 isn't related in anyway to Digimon, Pokemon, or Fairly Odd Parents...If it was then it would be one messed up anime/game/cartoon...wouldn't it?

There ya go... again I apologize for the lame humor...I'm new to humor, I'm more of a Romance, angst-y type person.

Contest-ish thing

Guess the Fairly Odd Parents Reference...you get a virtual cookie...and marshmallows!

Poll

Which character should I write about next?

Kairi-if so which anime/cartoon/what character

Leon-Same as above

Cloud- Same as above

Sephiroth-Same as above

any character you wanna see? Give me the character and who you want me to write them as...

Finally, I do not hate Digimon, I love it actually it's Riku is so much Yamato and Sora is so much like Taichi...don't ya think?

RnR