Hello, my faithful servants. This is your fabulous ruler Kenny, recording my second entry in this digital diary cataloguing my rise to power and stardom.

In my last entry, I detailed my plans to improve my physical appeal to win over the ladies – my first step in becoming the most popular beyblader of all time, which I proceeded to implement yesterday.

…. It did not go well.

After collapsing 20 minutes into my morning run, being nearly trampled by fangirls who had followed Kai to the gym, finding out that the height enhancing products I bought were meant for children below the age of six and my self-designed voice modulator electrocuting me after making me sound like Donald Duck when I used it, I decided to overhaul my plans to improve my own self – instead, I shall now focus my attention on the more fool-proof method of bringing out the competition's weaknesses in public, tarnish their image and diminish their popularity, and increase my own favourability by comparison! Hahaha! I'm a genius!

To complete this objective, I have compiled data on the most popular bladers, including both their attractions and detractions which I may exploit:

Opponent 1 : Tyson Granger

Profile: Black hair, chocolate brown eyes, 5'7", tan complexion, average build, 15 years old.

Merits: reigning three-time world champion, famous for extraordinary come-from-behind wins, a crowd pleaser, significant improvement in popularity among girls since he lost weight.

Demerits: often boisterous, loud and brash, nauseating eating habits, short tempered and frequent displays of lack of maturity, and also not rated very high by female fans' gossip columns for looks.

Opponent 2 : Max Tate

Profile: Blonde hair, blue eyes, 5'7", fair complexion, average build, 15 years old.

Merits: popular among girls - heck everyone - for his "cuteness", happy-go-lucky and open attitude and general friendliness, good while talking to women, admired for sticking to, and excelling in, his signature defensive style of beyblading.

Demerits: eats everything with mustard, can be a little too hyper and playful at times (he also responds badly to excessive sugar), and perhaps, sometimes, comes off as a little too flirtatious.

Opponent 3 : Daichi Sumeragi

Profile: Dark red hair, green eyes, 5'1", tan complexion, average build (for his age, I suppose – not counting his below average height), 13 years old.

Merits: first choice tag team partner to Tyson in his successful third year championship sweep, caught lots of attention for highly impressive rookie run.

Demerits: below average height for his age, uncontrollably wild and uncivilised behaviour, rude and stubborn and no presentation skills to appeal to any of the female fans, even though he is anyway too young to be of particular interest to them.

Opponent 4 : Ray Kon

Profile: Black hair (very long black hair), amber, feline eyes, 5'9", light tan, lithe build, 16 years old.

Merits: handsome, much admired feline-like features and lithe, athletic build, charming,verysmooth with the ladies, a talented and well-respected blader and honourable athlete, and an excellent chef to top it off.

Demerits: one rather big one – MARIAH. She scares off any girl who dares to come too close to Ray, and there's not much the poor guy can do anything about it. Also, though it rarely happens, Ray tends to get rather nasty if he loses his temper.

Opponent 5 : Kai Hiwatari

Profile: Dual-toned hair; slate bangs darkening to black at the back, amethyst eyes, 5'11", pale complexion, muscular build, 16 years old (nearly 17, actually)

Merits: rugged, tough, extremely handsome, bad boy attitude, silent and mysterious, strong presence (when he actually wants it to be felt, that is), heir to a wealthy and powerful military enterprise, "sexy and smoky" voice (according to a popular girls' mag) and one of the greatest beybladers to ever play the game.

Demerits: usually cold and unresponsive to people in general, does not show much interest in girls (no, he is neither asexual nor gay, he just considers relationships a waste of time), has a rather unsavoury record of jumping teams frequently, and is basically either loved or hated by fans. Also tends to turn into a vicious and extremely scary psychopath when he loses his cool.

Profile of other bladers in next update, along with Kenny going about to defame his peers!

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