14 Things You Never Knew
By AvidAkiraReader
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Q: Do you think Sheik is hot? How hot?
A thin, feminine (or so everyone tells me) figure crashed into a muscled chest with a curse spilling out behind a tattered cowl. Looking up with infuriated red eyes, she glared at a pair of curious ones. He raised an aristocratic blue eyebrow at her, and she sniffed beneath the piece of cloth that hid a slight blush.
What?
She was a hopeless romantic at times…Maybe all the time, in secret.
Picking herself up with dignity, Sheik brushed off her arms of imaginary dust. The blue outfit she was wearing was most likely going to get ripped by the burly man's golden sword, Ragnell. She knew from experience that the man, Ike she reminded herself, enjoyed the bloodless brawls they held in the Manse.
She could probably ch—
Oh no.
Oh hell no they did not just kill her transformation powers.
With a hidden snarl, she turned to look at Ike, who was still bemusedly standing there. Greil raised a heavy blue eyebrow at the frustrated Sheikah.
"…Why are we doing this, and why are you here?" Sheik hissed at the warrior, trying to dig up a few (blunted) needles. Zelda had confiscated the sharp ones days after Sheik 'accidentally' threw one at Olimar's most she could do is at least knock him out…mercilessly, she supposed. When she turned up empty handed, she dug in her shoes for her chain. If she could disarm him and quickly jab a hand at his throat…
Out of her peripheral vision, Ike shrugged in a blissfully oblivious manner, then look at her with a question in his eyes. "I was drafted. How 'bout you?" He shot back, raising Sheik's irritation.
"Drafted? What in Din's name do you mean drafted?" Ike shrugged to Sheik's dismay, and her head slumped.
"Oh well, at least you're a chick…right?"
"GREIL!"
A: If Sheik was a girl…she's considerably nice-looking. If Sheik was a guy…Eh. I'll just answer it as 'mysterious dude' hot.
So either your considerably disappointed that I've been slacking off 100 Smashin' Ways, or that this story is just weird. It would help cut down my ego if you said 'just weird'. Also...What's an OTP?
Read and enjoy!