reneemon45 Won! You all had wonderful suggestions Guest and Reptainlove! But reneemon's was just my personal favorite. I don't own DP...AlSo I've decided to now tell you how the story relates to my life and such... SO here it goes:
A year or two ago, my sister taught me that little chant, Z-Formation. It had been going around the school, and was the coolest thing since ice. I'd heard it before, but she was the one who taught it to me. So, my inner Sam instantly caused me to hate it. I thought it was FAR too girly for my tastes, and all around stupid. I admit, it was funny - but what would be funnier, is making fun of it. In a British accent, I made my own version, and have been editing and adding to it, ever since:
"Oh female counterpart
Don't make me snap my fingers in the LAST-LETTER-OF-THE-ALPHABET's formation
Lower back rotation
For YOUR information
Vocabulary!
Oh, female, I did not." With all the corresponding motions, of course. My sister adored it, and so did all of my friends who I showed it to.
Danny hated standing in front of them all, waiting for Sam's reaction. Tucker probably already was about to put it on YouTube by now, but he couldn't move until Sam responded. He was too nervous.
Sam was stunned, she knew Tucker was smart, but that was genius. Humiliating, sure. Demeaning, yes. Unusually girly, most definitely. But genius?
100%
Danny was mortified, she noticed. Instantly it seemed more cruel than anything else. It wasn't his fault, it was Tucker's. He knew that she knew that, didn't he?
She glanced to Tucker. He was about to post the video.
Her gaze again fell on a terrified Danny.
Not today, Techie.
She stood, and stomped the PDA aloofly out of his grasp.
"What the heck, Sam!?" He growled, standing, steaming. He stood practically eye-to-eye with Sam (only an inch or two taller). Sam now stood beside Danny, and tossed him a smiling wink.
"Oh girl!" She began, placing her hand on her hip. Danny's eyes widened and he smirked.
"Don' make me snap mai fingers in a Z- for-ma-shun!
Bootie roh-tae-shun!
For ya in-for-ma-shun,
word!" The pair chorused, their hand motions in perfect sync.
Tucker's eyes widened. "Hipster love birds be gangin' up on Foley, huh?" Tucker teased, his eyebrows raised.
They both shot him a death glare.
"Heh-heh... I guess I'll just go delete that video, now.
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