A/N: Please review! (Sad face)

Thanks to all you followers and my lovely cousin, Boohbear19 for reviewing ;)

Disclaimer: As much as I love Final Fantasy VII I do NOT own it!

Rated T: Mostly Cussing!

Setting: Some time after ACC!

Characters: Cloud& Tifa! (Our favorite couple!)

Couches are evil!

He didn't know why he agreed to this.

No wait he did.

Tifa.

He always agreed on what Tifa wanted or said. He wasn't sure why, but he knew that he had lots to make it up to her for how he treated her in the past.

Sooooo he figured he'd be a gentleman and allow Cid and Shera to take their bedroom for the night, since they had came down to visit all the way over from Rocket Town, and Cid was also nice enough to help Cloud with the Fenrir that was having engine issues.

The couple were staying over for a week, leaving Tifa in the guest room, them in their bedroom, and of course the kids in their usual bedrooms, but with Cloud...

The Couch!

Cloud spent about ten minutes glaring at the couch before him.

It was old, torn, and smelt like a bunch of different snacks that Marlene and Denzel enjoyed to munch on while they sat on the couch enjoying television or just talking to one another about school.

"Are you alright?"

A sweet voice from behind caused Cloud to jump and spin around, he relaxed when it was only Tifa.

She giggled at his frantic expression and pulled him in for a reassuring one-armed hug, since her other held a couple blankets and a pillow for him, Cloud sighed and held her close to him. She smelt fresh from her shower and her hair was still a bit damp.

"It's just me Cloud!" Tifa giggled giving him a kiss on his collarbone before releasing him and setting up the blankets and his pillow for him on the couch. Cloud sighed, but he couldn't fight off a smile.

"I know. You just have to stop being so sneaky..." he answered cringing at the small couch, even with the fleece blankets and his pillow, the couch looked anything but cozy.

Tifa noticed his expression and tilted her head a bit.

"Would you like me to sleep here?"

Cloud shook his head.

"No, no, no...I'm fine...its fine!" Cloud reassured her before awkwardly lying down on the couch that creeked loudly as he sank his weight into it, he gave Tifa a nod when she raised a brow at him.

"You sure?"

"Yes, it's only for a week, and before we know it...we'll have our bed back soon..." Cloud said dropping his voice into a whisper as he pulled Tifa down to kiss her deeply, she giggled against his lips.

"And our sex life..."

Cloud raised his eyebrows in amusement.

Tifa looked at him.

"What?"

Cloud stayed silent but continued to stare at her, a small smirk forming on his lips.

Tifa blushed.

"WHAT?" She whispered in a shout, but Cloud hushed her by putting a finger to his lips and motioning for her to turn around. After giving him a curious look she turned around and he slapped that fine ass of hers in approval, drawing a squeal out from her.

"Goodnight Teef, don't miss me to much" Cloud teased as Tifa left the room giggling quietly.

Cloud knew he was smiling like an idiot but he could care less, it wasn't like anyone was around.

Just him and the empty living room.

His smile soon faded when he shifted on the couch trying to get comfy, but it was hopeless.

He tried on his back, his stomach, his left side, his right side, even upside down!

Nothing.

"Oh hell! This is ridiculous!" Cloud growled before getting up from the couch, oblivious to his foot tangled up in the blankets causing him to fall back on the couch into a posh-looking sitting position. Cloud narrowed his eyes at the blankets. "Stupid blankets."

The couch whined loudly as he got up from it once more, Cloud snarled and kicked the couch in anger .

"Stupid couch! That is it!"

With a growl, Cloud scooped up his pillow, tucking it underneath his right arm before he marched up the stairs and into the guest bedroom were Tifa was sleeping peacefully in the guest bed that was only a twin-size, but Cloud didn't care.

Tifa stirred when she heard the door shut.

"Cloud?" She drawled as she watched him march over to the edge of the bed, shoving his pillow next to hers.

"Make room, I'm sleeping with you! Couches are evil!"

Comes from the man who fought Sephiroth more then once, along with many monsters, Tifa thought to herself smiling as she made room for her husband.