Shows They Can't Do Together
Hannah Montana!
Theme music playing in the back ground.
Damon: Why the hell am I in a blond wig! *Snatches wig off and throw it at the crowd*
Audience: O.O
Random kid: *cries* You're not Hannah Montana!
Damon: The hell I am not! I don't have tits. I'm not singing shit!
Random kid: *Crying*
Stefan: Do you have to stoop so low as to make kids cry?
Damon: *Laughs* At least I'm not wearing a pink mini-skirt. Got hello kitty undies? Yeah pink hair is not you color!
Stefan: Same goes to your skin tight dress…*cough* fairy
Damon: *Goes to the guitarist* Can I use that?
Guitarist: o.o Sure? *walks over to Stefan and hits him*
Damon: You think I forgot what happened at the cooking show?
Me: Is that even allowed!
Stefan: *tackles Damon* When are you going to learn!
Audience: *Cries*
Stefan and Damon: *Clothes start to rip off while fighting*
Me: *Eating popcorn* That's hot
This makes me want to make a Hannah Montana fanfic, staring Damon as Hannah Montana. Will this story end with them fighting all the time? Depends on the shows their on.
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