Hello, hello! This is chapter two of Hogwarts vs A Mary Sue! ...Hey...that rhymes! :D
Anyway enjoy!
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Disclaimer- I own nothing! ...Except my own characters and Bloom...but you can take Bloom just leave my other characters alone!
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Listening to- Fix You- Coldplay
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After a few minutes everyone stopped screaming and looked at Rachael and Tanya.
"Who is this Mary-Sue?" asked Narcissa Black.
"It's Bloom!" said Tanya "I thought that would be obvious!"
Again all hell broke loose. The Slytherins yelled "WE KNEW SOMETHING WAS WRONG WITH THAT GIRL!" The unaffected Gryffindors were planning Bloom's slow and painful demise. The Ravenclaws were already planning to look up Mary-Sues and how to destroy them. The Hufflepuffs looked fearful for their lives.
While no-one was looking James snuck out of the hall after Bloom.
"Now" said Rachael "Is anyone feeling...Out of Character? Like do the Slytherins want to hug somebody?"
"HELL NO!" yelled every Slytherin.
"Good" said Tanya "You're all safe."
"And Gryffindors what do you think of Quidditch?" Rachael asked.
"QUIDDITCH IS A LIFE SAVER!" yelled the Gryffindors. Some answered a bit more slowly than others. They would have to keep an eye on those ones.
"Hufflepuffs what do you think about friendship?" Rachael asked.
"FRIENDSHIP RULES ALL!" yelled the Hufflepuffs. Again some boys and some girls were a bit slow to answer.
"And Ravenclaws what would you do if I said that the library was shut down for the rest of the year?" Rachael asked.
"NOOOOOOOOO!" roared the Ravenclaws with a few extra brainy ones bursting into tears. Sadly a few did not react at all. They were already under the influence of the Mary-Sue. She was a strong one.
"And may we ask who you are?" Dumbledore asked Rachael and Tanya.
"The name's Tanya, Dumbles!" said Tanya saluting Dumbledore. Dumbledore chuckled, obviously amused by the nickname.
"My name's Rachael" said Rachael.
Suddenly a girl with very curly short brown hair from the Slytherin table and a plump blonde Hufflepuff girl ran to her and started bowing.
"YOU ARE OUR GOD!" they yelled. It was Rachael's characters Agatha Bole the perverted bitch and Sophie Peters, Peter's Pettigrew's love interest. Rachael looked around. Where the hell were Anne O'Conner and Ryan Brown?
"What do they mean by that?" Sirius asked.
"Um...I sort of...made them" said Rachael nervously.
"Wait, wait hold up!" said Sirius "YOU made Agatha? You bloody bitch she's always trying to do me!"
"I'm sorry!" said Rachael "But don't worry you end up with Marlene in my mind!"
"And that's supposed to make me feel better?" Sirius demanded while Marlene jumped up and down yelling "YES! YES! YYYYYEEEEEESSSS! I GET SIRIUS! I GET SIRIUS!"
Peter Pettigrew was gaping at Rachael. "Y-you made Sophie?" he asked.
"Yes" said Rachael.
Peter ran over and hugged her. "THANK YOU!" he yelled. "I am your mumble servant!" he said.
"Humble servant Wormtail" Remus corrected.
"Yeah that" said Peter still hugging Rachael. "THANK YOU! You actually gave me a love interest!"
"Get off me Pettigrew" said Rachael glaring at him. She may have given him a love interest but she still hated him with a passion. Peter let go of her but he started bowing chanting "I am not worthy of thy presence!" (And damn right he wasn't!)
"So who is effected by the Mary-Sue?" Frank Longbottom asked.
"Well I am sad to say Benjy is effected" said Rachael.
Benjy did not seem to notice, he was talking rapidly about Bloom to a very creeped out Lily Evans.
"And James was obviously effected" said Tanya scowling at the idea of a Mary-Sue effecting her precious James.
"And from the looks of it Caradoc Dearborn, Emmeline Vance, Kingsley Shaklebott and Xenophilis Lovegood are effected too. And she'll more than likely effect one of the teachers later on..." said Rachael as she looked at the students who looked as though they weren't paying attention. "And can anyone tell me where Anne and Ryan are?"
"Anne left with Bloom" said Lily.
"And Ryan left when everyone was screaming" said Alice Prewett.
"...THAT BITCH IS EFFECTING MY OWN CHARACTERS?" Rachael exploded.
"Whoa, Rach, just...just calm down" said Tanya.
"I WILL NOT CALM DOWN!" yelled Rachael "I THOUGHT IT WAS BAD BEFORE BUT NOW IT'S PERSONAL!"
Everyone knows if a Mary-Sue effects an author's own characters then that's just crossing the line.
"So...who's going to help us rid Hogwarts of this evil Mary-Sue?" Tanya asked.
"I'll help!" said Sirius walking over to them. "It gets me out of homework!"
"I'll help too" said Remus. "Someone needs to keep Padfoot out of trouble.
"I'll help you too Mistress!" said Peter still bowing.
"Quit bowing Wormtail you're freaking us all out" said Sirius pulling Peter to his feet.
Rachael shuddered. She'd have to work with Pettigrew!
...Well she could always force him to work with Agatha instead...
"We'll help too oh great Creator!" said Agatha and Sophie saluting her.
"I'll help!" said Lily walking over. "That stupid Mary-Sue is making James act even stupider!"
"I'll help too she's effecting my best mate!" said Frank casting a worried look at Benjy.
"If my boyfriend's in I'm in" said Alice Prewett.
"You've paired me with Sirius" said Marlene "I owe you one!"
"Excellent!" said Rachael. "Now all we need to do is-"
"Hello, who are you?" a perfectly sweet girly voice asked.
The group turned and came face to face with Bloom, seven other students, including Anne, James and Ryan.
'Think Mary-Sue names' Rachael thought desperately. 'Think Mary-Sue names!'
"Um...I am Esmerelda. Esmerelda Stone" said Rachael. Well...Esmerelda wasn't exactly a Mary-Sue name, but she was thinking of the Hunchback of Notre Dame.
"And I'm Destiny!" said Tanya grinning like Bloom, "Destiny Flight!"
Bloom smiled sweetly. "Are you new here too?" she asked.
"Yes" said Rachael. "Yes we are. We both just moved here from Ireland. Our parents died in a fire and we now live with our grandparents here."
Bloom smiled wider. She had bought it! "I'm Bloom" she said "Bloom Alexandra Sophia Kent. Don't you have any middle names?"
"Yes of course we do!" said Rachael "My full name is Esmerelda Anastasia Isabelle Stone."
"And my full name is Destiny Ruby Skylark Rosalinda Stone" said Tanya.
"Those are lovely names" said Bloom. "I hope we can be good friends."
"I'm sure we will be" said Rachael grinning sweetly. Oh how it sickened her.
"Well, see you later" said Bloom. "Anne said she'll let me borrow her spare clothes until I can get some of my own. Let's go everyone."
Bloom and the other left the Great Hall.
Rachael and Tanya sighed in relief. "Thank God that's over!" said Tanya.
"Now" said Rachael smiling. "We have her trust. But we need to find out what teacher she's going to effect..."
"And we need to free the others from her evil Mary-Sue-ness" said Tanya glaring in the direction Bloom went. "I suggest a nice bitch slap!"
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A/N: I hate Mary-Sues. Evil little creatures! And that's right I gave Pettigrew a love interest! But don't worry they don't get married or anything! I wouldn't do that to my poor little Sophie! And anyone who has read my story where the HP characters are singing Disney songs then you'll know who Agatha is and that she has an unhealthy obsession with Sirius...mainly an obsession with how hot he is! :D Awwww...Sirius Black...