Author's note: So yesterday I got to see "The Hobbit" and it was AMAZING! Go watch it if you get a chance. So that propelled me to write this next chapter. Sorry that I haven't updated in a while. I have been away from Middle Earth and visiting Narnia because they are on the verge of a great war that might bring about their demise. (In other words, I've been busy writing my Narnia fic, "Born For This"). But now here is the next chapter. And I do have more characters to include. I decided not to include all 13 of the dwarves, but Thorin will be in it. So here are the new ones. Thanks for your suggestions!

Rosie Cotton (She isn't married to Sam yet): littleturnip at simplegardening. com

Smaug: deepfrier at treasurehoarder. com

Thorin Oakenshield: heartofthemountain at arkenstone. org

Treebeard: olderthandirt at oldentish. org

From: Gandalf

To: Pippin

Subject: Warning

Peregrin Took!

What mischief are you causing? Aragorn reported that Arwen suspected that you were sending her somewhat disturbing emails. Is this true, Peregrin?

- Gandalf

From: Pippin

To: Gandalf

Subject: RE: Warning

Ummm, sorry Gandalf. I think you have the wrong hobbit. Perhaps it was Merry or Sam or – MERRY!

Hi Gandalf! I took Pippin's computer away. Is that alright? It really was Pippin. He told me all about it. Wasn't it funny? Arry? He he. Sorry. I know you're probably very mad at Pippin and I, but it was purely on accident that Pippin discovered Aragorn's password. Honest! Well…mostly honest anyway. Can we still get free internet service? Bilbo is addicted to Angry Dragons. He nearly beat Smaug's high score the other day! Please be nice to Pippin and I. :)

Love, Merry (and Pippin, though he doesn't send his love. He thinks you look like a disheveled goat. What does that mean?)

From: Gandalf

To: Merry

Subject: Pippin

My dear Merry,

Pippin's comment merely means that I look like I have been sleeping in a stable for a week. He's just sore that I showed him up by winning my 1,784th trophy for best fireworks. (WOOT!) (Ahem, forget I said that. Wizards aren't supposed to talk like that.) Pippin's blew up in his face. He'll never learn, I'm afraid. This will all blow over fairly quickly, I'm sure.

- Gandalf

From: Treebeard

To: Merry; Pippin

Subject: Greetings

Hello, my hasty little friends!

Have you by any small amount of luck come across the entwives that you promised to look for? Write back when you have time. I don't want you to be too hasty in your response. It took me nearly two months to compose this hasty little message that runs through the air (I didn't understand how. Gandalf was too hasty in his explanation). I hope you aren't ready this too hastily. Haste never becomes anyone. It is always important to be fashionably late like all good ents. We always arrive several days after the party is scheduled to begin. That is weeks after we decided whether or not we will attend. I feel that I am hasty in sending this email. But I shall do it anyway. Do not get into trouble, young hasty halflings!

Your ancient friend, Treebeard

P.S. Let me know if you see the entwives! But don't be too hasty about it!

From: Frodo

To: Gollum

Subject: Fingy

Gollum, can I have my finger back?

- Frodo

From: Gollum

To: Frodo

Subject: Re: Fingy

PRECIOUS EATS IT!

From: Frodo

To: Gollum

Subject: RE: Fingy

I'm serious, Gollum.

From: Gollum

To: Frodo

Subject: RE: Fingy

SO EAS PRECIOUS.

From: Frodo

To: Gollum

Subject: RE: Fingy

Never mind.

From: Rosie Cotton

To: Sam

Subject: Snake

Hello Sam,

I found a snake in our garden today. Do you think you could come remove it and relocated it in the forest somewhere? Thank you.

Love, Rosie

From: Sam

To: Rosie Cotton

Subject: RE: Snake

Hello Rosie,

Yes, I would love to visit you, er, remove the snake. How is your garden? Would you like some cucumber seeds I found by the pond?

Yours truly, Sam

Author's note: So that's all for this chapter. But I will try to work on more. If you are a Narnia fan, or are even remotely interested in Narnia (it IS similar to Middle Earth. Ever notice how Middle Earth has Ettinmoors and Narnia has Ettinsmoor? C. S. Lewis and J. R. R. Tolkien were close friends after all), check out my other stroies. Well, that's all hobbits, er elves, er men, or whatever sort of thing you are! Until we meet again soon.

"I call all times soon." - Aslan