Peter pov.
I was running with my mate Charlotte to one of the houses we own in Texas outside Montana because of my stupid know-er was screaming in my head that we have to go there and when I say we I mean all the fucking Whitlocks that also included the Major. *facepalm* the fucker hasn't seen or talked with us since he got with the squirrel munchers and that crazy Malice! Hate that bitch.
"Baby did you call the Major?" asked Char a little scared. She's been so happy to finally be able to meet The Major but scared for the reason he was needed with us.
"Yeah, hon I suuuure did, and man he was pissed," I told her chuckling remembering his response retelling her word for word.
~flash back~
I grabbed the phone extremely annoyed the voice won't leave me alone, but then again it never steered me wrong and helped many times. I dial Majors number and don't have to wait long before he picks up.
"Peter what shit are you in now?" he signs. Huffing I answered
"Don't know what you mean, I mean you could say 'hey Pete how are ya and Char, are ya well?' shit like that could be nice to hear from you once in a while you jack ass! Its been 60 years and you fucker don't give us any news about yourself, do you know how worried Charlotte has been? How sad shes been? hmmmmm?" I snap at him enraged.
"I...sorry..." silence greeted me. Well, thanks fucker. Wheres the Major who didn't take shit like this from anyone...stupid squirrel munchers!
"Yeah, I didn't think so," I grumble "anyway you need to come to the house outside Montana the one farthest from civilization my know-er say that all the Whitlocks are needed to be there."
"I can't, we have school soon and they won't let me leave with you, you know they think your bad influence," he answered bitterly sounding more and more pathetic as we speak.
I couldn't stop the roar of laughter to coming forth. I was laughing so hard I almost missed the roar of anger coming from the phone! The Major was angry good!
"Whats so funny Captain?!" he roared through the phone and I couldn't for the life of me stop the response.
"You my dear Major, you are what's funny! They wouldn'tallow,they the fucking squirrel munchers are MASTERS of YOU THE FUCKING MAJOR! THE GOD OF WAR! I'm so disappointed in you right now..." I sighed so done with this shit and his temper tantrums. "Anyway you better get your ass over there or I and Char will drag you there kicking and screaming, or better yet dissembled. Did you get me? Get. There. Fast. It's important." While I hung up on phone I heard a very panicked voice that brought pleasure to me.
" Wait, for fuckes sa-..." yep he's definitely coming only if to kick my ass. ~end of flash back~
AN: hehe the characters will be OOC because I have forgotten have they acted in books and I haven't watched the movies *hide behind hands* so they act like I like them to no need to compere. This is so haaaard what am I suppose to say to you? SM owns twilight we allll know that shit *nods to self* yup that's it.