A/N: Okay, chapter two is now up! I know that they aren't really staying in a house, but I don't know what else to call it, so that's what it is going to be called! Also, I'm having them have cell phones and a phone in the house so they can communicate. They also have T.V.'s and stuff, even though that stuff wouldn't actually work! Okay, enjoy!

Disclaimer: I own nothing of J.K.R.'s! Only Cati, Karen, Halley, Aaron, and Evan!

So I set my clock for 6 o'clock this morning, yeah right. I went back to sleep and woke up at 6:45. I didn't shower, I didn't even put on make up. I got dressed, grabbed my make up and shoved it in my purse, then headed down to the portrait hole. When I got there, the only other person there already was Evan.

"Hey, I went to get you up, but you weren't there," I said as I walked up.

"Well, I got up on my own, figured I would save you a trip," he said. "You look rough."

"Thanks. I woke up 15 minutes before we had to be here and didn't do anything but throw some clothes on." We walked inside where Dumbledore was standing and waited for everyone else. "So," I said, "this is our home for the next month."

"Yeah," Evan said. "It is a piece of shit..."

"EVAN!"

"What?"

"Don't say that," I said.

"Sorry, gah. Can I say damn? Bitch? Bastard? Ass? Fu-"

"You CANNOT say that one! The other ones are okay I guess," I said. Just then, Halley walked up. Full face of make up, perfect hair, and the skimpiest clothes she could possibly find.

"Wow," said Evan. I made and 'uh' sound and he turned to me. "I mean um... wow what a slut...?" I gave a nod and he went back to looking at Halley.

"Hey guys! Oh my god, this house is so beautiful! Oh I need to go talk to Professor Dumbledore about something," Halley said, walking off.

"Wow, she's really annoying," Evan said. "But she's easy, so, hey, I'm not complaining."

"Now Evan, no inappropriate displays of affection, plus Halley can 'control her urges,'" I said. Evan laughed at me and walked up to Dumbledore and I followed. After everyone had arrived, Dumbledore gave us the tour.

Evan leaned over and whispered in my ear, "It's awesome in here, even if it is shit outside."

"You're funny Evan. Haha. Oh wait, I'm not laughing!" I said.

"Yeah you are," he said, laughing. I walked ahead of him and flipped him off behind my back.

"Ah, I know you love me Cati."

"No she loves me," said Aaron, who was walking with Evan. "She loves you as much as she loves shit."

"Shut up!"

That night, Karen and I were up talking in the room. All the guys were downstairs admiring Halley's boobs. We had been left alone, and our month in the house had started. "What are we going to do about Halley?" I asked.

"What do you mean?" asked Karen, the idiot she is.

"Um, hello, she's totally distracting the guys. They think with their penis', not their brains," I said.

"CATI! That's awful. But I don't know what we can do."

"I got it. We'll out-whore her," I said, with a smile.

"I can't out-whore her. I don't have anything to... whore with," she said, gesturing at her flat chest.

"Come on, we'll go shopping and fix that problem," I said, and we went downstairs and grabbed our pocketbooks. "We're going shopping in Hogsmeade. See you guys later."

"Oh, Cati," said Halley with a fake smile. "If you put on some mascara, people won't notice how amazingly short your eyelashes are."

"Thanks," I said, ushering Karen from the room. "Well, if you can't out-whore her, you can out-bitch her," I said.

We got to the mall and prepared Operation OWH (out-whore Halley). We bought tank tops, tube tops, halter tops, mini skirts, shorts, bikinis, and anything skimpy we could find. And we bought Karen a water bra. "Wait, I've got an idea," I said. I got out my cell phone and called the house. Ron answered. "Hey Ron, I was thinking about picking up a movie and grabbing us some dinner. Can you find out what everybody wants and what they want to see?" I asked him. He reported back with the orders for food (Halley got a salad, ugh) and the movie. The guys wanted a porn movie, but I said no, and they said they would settle for any movie with a hot girl with virtually no clothes on. Pigs.

"Cati... what was the point of getting dinner and a movie?" Karen asked.

"Well we can watch the movies in our pajamas," I said. She still looked confused, so I continued, "What do you normally wear to bed?"

"Sweat pants and a T-Shirt," she said.

"Well, tonight you wear a tank top and shorts. And we'll sit in a position where they can't help but look at us," I said.

"I'm not doing that," said Karen.

"Fine, I'll do it then," I said. We got back to the house and I unloaded everybody's food and handed it out. "I'm gonna go put on my pajamas before I eat." I went up stairs and put on a white tank top (that was just a little too small and came down a little too low) and a pair of black soffees that I rolled down 3 times. Then I brushed my hair and fixed my make up. I walked back downstairs and everyone was sitting ready to watch the movie. I had the movie, which was perfect. They were all sitting on the couch, right in front of the T.V. I would have to bend over, right in their view, to put the movie in. I went to get the movie and then over to the VCR. As I bent over, I could feel 4 pairs of eyes on me and I'm pretty sure I heard a soft 'damn.'

All the boys were on the couch and Karen and Halley were sitting in chairs. Perfect. I went and sat down right in front of the couch, with my head between Evan and Harry. I knew that from that position, they could all see right down my shirt (but oh my god I felt like Halley). I don't think any of them actually watched the movie.

"Well, I'm going to go on up to bed," said Halley stretching so her boobs were pushed out. I thought I could beat that easy. So I stretched right where I was sitting so they could still have the view they had during the whole movie.

"I'm going to bed too," said Karen. She ran up the stairs and Halley followed with a slutty walk. I'll need to perfect that walk.

"Mmmm I'm not tired yet," I said.

"I'm not either," all they guys chimed in after they heard I wasn't. I love this.

A/N: Okay, I know this isn't long, like, at all but the chapters will hopefully get longer as I get more into the story. Right now it's just like the first night they're there, so it will get more interesting later. So go review hehe and I'll love you!