This was.. John? John Egbert? No…no…no…no… now way in hell.
This looked like a serial killer/maniac/man-eater/ candy eating weirdo. Not John.
It looked like John, but it didn't. Same messy hair, but blonde, same eyes, but light blue, same clothes…but.. okay, not John's clothes at all.
He had his ghostbuster shirt on… but it was…pink? Also, those shorts? Hot pink Booty shorts? Really John? What was this, some kind of 'ultra homo' John?
Then, his hair had a lollipop on it. What? What is this..Is this something stupid that's from the sburb bullshit or what?
Any reason he was like this doesn't change the fact that he's well…what exactly is he?
An alternate John that is a gay lunatic lollipop eating boy? Uh…
"John.." Your voice trailed on, and stumbled onto the right words. Grasping, but failing.
"Dave! Hi! "
As you were still examining the cracked John, he jumped onto you in a tightening hug.
"I can't believe it's you! Dave, I missed you.. soooo much!~" John giggled into your ear, his breath tickling throughout your whole body. It made you tingle with an odd sensation.
"Uh, John?"
"Hm?" he smiled, resting all his attention on you, all the while, holding onto your neck.
"Well..uh…What exactly is wrong with you right now? I mean you look… different.. and well your hair is blonde… uhm..and.."
"What do you mean, Dave? You don't like it? Don't I look more attractive?!" The blonde boy pouted at you, watering eyes sinking into your soul. Seriously, what the hell happened to your John? Is it something Rose done?
Wait..
Didn't John eat that cake and got sick or something like that?
No...His Dad wouldn't poison him…at least not purpose.
"Hey, no. It's not that.. It's just…it was hard to recognize you, I guess. I mean...what happened? Weren't you a…brunette the other day or something?"
John just snickered irritably with a small screeching noise, making it's way from the back of his throat. This is so creepy..
"Oh, Dave. I'm so tired of this talk. Can't we just have a little more fun~?"
Oh Shit. There was probably drugs in that cake, wasn't there.