Okay this idea was from OnpusFavFan12. Enjoy the Sasuke abuse XD!!!! Don't forget to submit your ideas and or stories at the end!!
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"NOOO!! I'm not a Rooster!" Some boy with chicken butt hair yelled running away from the head over heals in love hens chasing him.

-bok.bok.bok. bagokkk- aka –chicken noises-

Millions, no billions, okay will A LOT of horny hens began chasing after this poor soul we know as Sasuke. Okay so no one really feels sorry for him BUT that's okay, because the story goes on.

"Leave me alone!!!" Sasuke cried with anime tears running down his face as he remembered how he got into this mess.

-Flashback-

"Hey Sasuke you still want to have our one on one fight no interruptions?" Naruto whispered.

"When and where, dope." Sasuke looked over at the hyper active blonde.

After scribbling down an address and time Naruto folded it and handed it to Sasuke.

"Later tonight, see you there in the building." Naruto replied with his mischievous grin.

-End Flashback-

"Damn you Naruto!" Sasuke yelled as loud as possible.

-At the ramen stand in The Village Hidden in the Leaves-

"Achoooo!"

"Gesutintent Naruto" Hinata smiled handing him a tissue.

"Someone must be talking about me…" Naruto smiled.

------------------Back with the crazy chickens and Sasuke----------------------

"bok.bok… Bagok!!!"

The just before the hens jumped him, Sasuke cleverly ran across the road. And everyone knows chickens don't cross roads… oh wait wasn't that a joke about why they did? Well I guess we know the answer, to get to the Sasuke!

"Stupid chickens, go away. Shoo, shoo. Go on get!" Sasuke tried scaring them off.

"I'm not afraid of YOU! I'm a NINJA! An Uchiha no less!!!" Sasuke yelled out proudly. Too bad he was so focused on the chickens he didn't notice the stamped coming his way. The chickens did though, as they scampered away Sasuke smirked thinking he was all high and mighty. Suddenly the ground shook and he looked to his left.

"No, it can't be," Sasuke began trembling, "my only fear, COWS!"

As if on cue the stamped of cows began mooing and running faster towards him. Sasuke, being frozen with fear, did nothing. (Because I don't like him so there! No Sasuke will be saved in this chapter.) Needless to say the cows murdered him. Just kidding!! What really happened was the cows al trampled him and just as he regained conciseness a few dancing goats began to practice their routine chorography right over poor defenseless Sasuke. It was Irish tap dancing! Tap shoes with heels and all. After dancing hardcore they got hungry and choose to eat Sasuke's shorts so now he was clad only in his shirt and fluorescent pink boxers.

"Why me?" Sasuke whined aloud after the goats left. Slowly pushing off the ground into a sitting position he sighed. "What next? A pack of ferocious lions going to maul me?"

Just as he jinxed himself by complaining about the story lions randomly appeared in the exact field Sasuke was in!

"Damn it! Just my luck! Why don't you just cover me in gravy and tie my hands and feet together and to top it all off stick an apple in my mouth and set me on a silver platter for them!" Sasuke cursed the heavens, or more like the author of this story. And as we all know you don't ever get angry with the ones that control you future.

Well as he wished Sasuke was granted with his hands and feet tied together, covered in gravy with a shinny red apple in his mouth. All upon a silver platter.

"mumble,ljdfmvahuigaagjalh mmmmmgkjhknsahikg." Sakura tried to say but couldn't due to the apple. To translate he said, "Damn you all! I'm a sexy Uchiha!! LOVE ME!! Ahhh nooooooo help the lions are coming closer!! Where are my fan girls when I need them? Come on don't leave me!"

As if he called their names his loyal fan girls came to his rescue.

"Sasuke-Kuuuuuuuuuuun! We love you!" they yelled as they took millions of pictures of him in his current situation. The Flashes from the camera's scared off the lions but attracted MORE fan girls!

"OMG! Like how did we not realize that our Sasuke is tied up?" Karin, the leader of The Ultimate Sasuke Club (T.U.S.C.) yelled.

Suki, a new addition to the T.U.S.C., meekly asked "Should we untie him then?"

"WHAT?!?!" Kin yelled, second in command, "Of course not! Do you know how LONG we've waited for a chance like this? It's Sasuke-kun tired up! LET'S RAPE HIM!" all the fan girls cheered.

During this Sasuke stared wide eyed quivering and thinking, 'oh ya THEY ARE UCHIHA FAN GIRLS!!'

"Oh Sasuke-kun! SASUKE-KUN I LOVE YOU SOO MUCH! YOUR SO SHMEXY!" was the kind of things his fan girls were calling at him.

Just then he spit out the apple and looked towards the sky once more and yelled, "Kami-sama SAVE ME!"

And as the angles sang out in a maculate chorus down from the heavens descended CHUCK NORIS! No sorry that was lyrics to a song… wrong document.

Anyway, down from the sky jumps Hidan!

"Sasuke you dumbass! IT IS JASHIN-SAMA U KAMI-SAMA LUVER!!" he yelled racing towards Sasuke with a sword in hand, smiling. Just before he could start his prayer to Jashin and asking for nothing short of a kill or, if he fails to kill his opponent, for forgiveness the girls screamed out.

"Who is THAT hunk?" the Fanclub squealed throwing off their Sasuke mechandice and releaving their "We Love Hidan!" mechandice.

"MARRY ME! I LOVE YOU! OH LETS GET HIM! HE'S MINE! NO MINE! WE LOVE YOU HIDAN-KUUN!" the newly formed Hidan fanclub screamed casing him away while he yelled curses at them.

"FINALLY I'm FREE!" Sasuke yelled.

"SASUKE-KUN!! WE ARE ALL BY OUR SELVES!" Karin yelled still in her 'I Love Sasuke!' stuff.

"No, no NOOOOO!" Sasuke yelled as Karin dragged him off to Kami- err sorry, as Hidan would say- Jashin knows where.

----------Back in the village hidden in the leaves-------------------

The village exploded with laughter (heck even Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro in Suna could hear them!)

"Is THAT the almighty Sasuke Uchiha in PINK boxers?" Ino snorted.

"OMG! Hahahhaa." Sakura feel to the floor laughing.

"See I told you it would work now pay up." Naruto said holding out his hand.

"Whatever, why couldn't I think of this revenge?" Itachi sighed handing over 100 dollars to Naruto who used it all the buy Ramen, of course.

END 1st story!!

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