Kisame's Secret
"Hey Itachi, why does Kisame always gel his hair up?" Yep, I'm still alive! Pein thought it would be a good punishment for me to work as their house keeper as a way off paying back for all the food I had stolen (since I had been stealing their food for weeks!)
"How should I know!? Anyway, if you want to know, why don't you just ask him yourself?" The Uchiha rolled his eyes at me as he continued to decipher a code that was hidden within the scroll in his hands.
"'Cause that's no fun! I like to live my life as a adventure and finding out secret information like a double-O-seven spy!" He tutted at me as if to say; "What the fuck are you on, and how old are you!?" But I don't care what he thinks, my mission today will be to find out the secret behind Kisame's hair style!
Okay... that didn't work...
If your wondering what happened, I was trying to look into Kisame's room from the tree that hung outside his window, but unfortunately for me, I am terrible at climbing trees!
You can probably guess what happened... yes... I fell out of the tree. Not only that but for some absolutely unknown reason (looks away from readers) Zetzu doesn't like me, and he spent an hour chasing me around the garden with the Pacman theme tune coming from somewhere!
"THAT'S IT! PLAN B!" I stormed into the base, nearly tripped up the stairs, and walked straight into the sharks tank-I mean, room.
"What the actual fuck?" I just stared at the shark man then looked at the CD that he was placing under a floor board, and back at him again.
"No! It's not what it looks like!" The man was worried as hell as I slowly closed the door and walked up to him.
"I get it now... The reason you always style your hair like that..."
"Huh?"
"You're a Jedward fan!"
Ok guys, that's it for now! Tell me what you think, and if you would like to request anything, let me know!
T.J; This bitch owns nothing!
LGAHD; Except you -_- ...
T.J; What's that face for!?
Kisame; *sniff* Please R+R