whoops...sorry in the first chapet i forgot to say that WE DO NOT OWN THE NARUTO CHARACTERS OR ANYOTHER CHARACTER FROM ANYTHING WE USE OR TALK ABOUT IN THIS FANFICT!
hey thanks guyes! have fun and party on!
-princessmon
Kim: Since I am back out of my coma, I've decided to have another party! But this one is a tea-party! Which means no spin the bottle!
Mojo: Awww (sad)
Caitlin ('nother friend): Hey guys I'm here!
Kim/Mojo: YAY!
Caitlin: SASUKE! (clings to Sasuke)
Sasuke:... WHY AM I WEARING THIS! (is in tea-party dress)
Mojo: 'cause it's a tea-party... everyone wears dresses at tea-party's.
Kim: and giant sun hats... speaking of which... (hands Caitlin and Mojo a sun hat)
Mojo: sweet!
Caitlin: nice (puts hat on Sasuke)
Sasuke: What is with these fangirls... and this hat doesn't even match the dress!
Gaara: Suck it up Uchiha...
Kim: GAARY! (clings)
Mojo: where's your dress?
Gaara: I'm not wearing a dress... or one of those ridiculous sun hats...
Caitlin: but it's fun...
Gaara: I didn't have fun in that stupid party hat... so what makes you think I'll have fun in a dress and sun hat.
Naruto: WOAH THIS IS AWESOME! (dress gets pulled in wind and he goes flying) Oh no my hat!
Kim (points to Naruto): that's why... C'mon! (leads Gaara away) Mojo... do not touch the tea while I'm gone.
Mojo (looks appalled): Why do you always think I am up to something when it comes to drinks.
Kim (calls back): 'cause you usually are!
Caitlin: So... what are you going to do?
Mojo: Spike the tea... duh? This party needs to liven up a bit...
Caitlin (evil laugh): ten bucks says we can get Kim drunk enough to do a really stupid dare...
Mojo: twenty bucks says we can get her to kiss Choji...
Caitlin: or Ino
(both giggle)
Mojo (sneaks over to tea and takes out bottle of whiskey): Just a little right?
Caitlin: Yeah we don't want it to be too noticable...
(Hinata bumps into Mojo and she dumps whole bottle of whiskey into tea)
Hinata: opps... uh... sorry...
Mojo: We are soo screwd...
Caitlin: You mean... you are soo screwd... you were warned against touching the tea... she never said anything about me...
(Kim comes back, leading Gaara in a dress)
Kim (looks suspiciously at Mojo): did you touch the tea?
Mojo (looks appalled again): Me... no... Caitlin did you see me touch the tea?
Caitlin: Not at all...
Kim (still looks suspicious and pours herself a glass): Okay...
(half an hour and about 6 glasses of tea per person later)
Kim: WEEE! look at me! I can fly! (jumps off diving board into pool that no one knew was even there)
Sasuke and Itachi (singing drunkenly): I feel pretty... oh so pretty...
Caitlin (gets pisses): Get away from him Pedafile brother of Sasuke! (drags Sasuke away)
Kakashi (surveys the scene) Wow... you guys get drunk easily...
Mojo: hey Kim... I dare you to kiss Ino!
Kim: Ah screw it! I ain't kissing no one! I think I wanna dance on the ceiling like a real ninja!
Caitlin (holding tightly to Sasuke): Snuggles...
Sasuke (being drunk doesn't mind):
Mojo (talking to Kim): ah shoot! I can do that! (Mojo stands on ceiling)
Kim: Since when?
Mojo: I'm a ninja!
Kim: Liar! (gets out of pool and goes to Gaara) Hey Gaary... I think you're hot and I wanna... (collapses on floor)
Kankuro (drunk): I think she's drunk...
Mojo (still on ceiling) WEEEEEEEE! (collapses and falls off ceiling)
Caitlin (still with Sasuke): You should totally kill your brother right now...
Sasuke (drunk): I'm going to totally kill my brother...
Caitlin (also drunk): yeah you go kill your brother... you... brother killer...
Sasuke: Yeah i'm gonna kill my brother (collapses)
Naruto (still flying in the wind): WEEEEEEEEEE!
Caitlin: Now what am I gonna do? (notices Kim on the floor) hmm... (walks over and goes into pockets) hehehe (takes money out of wallet...)
End Note:
Everyone, except Kakashi, had the worse hangovers the next day. Kim lost forty bucks... and Caitlin, not remembering why... gained forty bucks... and everyone agreed that they would never have tea-party by a pool again...